How to tell if it's a tranny! - GoFuckYourself.com

fr33pr0n · 06-15-2004, 08:29 PM

I went to a show saturday night and met this HOT black chick. I was kinda fucked up at the time.

So I called her last night, and suddenly became suspicious of this woman's gender for the following reasons:

1) Her voice over the telephone sounded like it could either be a woman with a husky tone, or a dude who does an excellent woman impersonation.

2) She was hanging out with two gay guys. She said one was her brother but there was NO resemblance whatsoever.

3) She was fucking TALL. This babe had to be 5'11 at least. I'm 6'2 and she wasn't much shorter than me.

4) Her body was unbelieveably perfect. Had to be something like 38D-24-36.

The room was fucking dark, but I don't recall seeing an adams apple or a bulge in her crotch, and I didn't look at her feet to see if she wore size 12's or something.

My sister thinks I'm nuts. She met the girl and thinks she is all woman.

But I wonder what GFYers think....Should I set up a daytime date to and check for the adams apple? Do you wanna date her (him?)?

brizzad · 06-15-2004, 08:32 PM

if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies

fr33pr0n · 06-15-2004, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies

Ummm - I guess that's an option.......

Spunky · 06-15-2004, 08:36 PM

Always look at the throat..they can't hide a adams apple

Groove · 06-15-2004, 08:37 PM

Scratch and sniff.

nofx · 06-15-2004, 08:41 PM

grab the crotch.

TweetyBird · 06-15-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies

what about no....

NickPapageorgio · 06-15-2004, 08:55 PM

Look at the hands. Man hands are hard to hide no matter what you do. There is something about tranny hands that always give away the secret.

Mr. Marks · 06-15-2004, 09:29 PM

you can get rid of the adams apple nowadays. look at the brow bone, that is where it lies. in the forehead where the eyebrows lie. If its protruding, he's a dick. if its not, shes a chick, and be sure to hit her then.

;-)

tony286 · 06-15-2004, 09:53 PM

ask her if she was once a dude ? Beats guessing

gornyhuy · 06-15-2004, 10:06 PM

Suck her dick - If she pulls out and jizzes on your face, shes a straight dude... on the other hand if she bends you over and fucks you in the ass, she's a gay dude.

Sure fire test - works every time.

Catalyst · 06-15-2004, 10:07 PM

that is the best test..

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Originally posted by nofx
grab the crotch.

beergood · 06-15-2004, 10:09 PM

seriously, how can you not tell the difference between a man and a woman? The smell is totally different, the look, everything! What the fuck?

MandyD · 06-15-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by fr33pr0n
3) She was fucking TALL. This babe had to be 5'11 at least. I'm 6'2 and she wasn't much shorter than me.

Hmmm... I'm tall - 6ft with a nasty habit of wearing 3-4" heels, and I'm NO Tranny....

colpanic · 06-15-2004, 10:10 PM

If you aren't really sure, is it really worth the nightmares? (unless you are into that sort of thing)

fr33pr0n · 06-15-2004, 10:12 PM

This one had me fooled for a minute

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/

fr33pr0n · 06-15-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by MandyD
Hmmm... I'm tall - 6ft with a nasty habit of wearing 3-4" heels, and I'm NO Tranny....

Were you at "Big Fish Pub" on saturday night?

DrThorsen · 06-15-2004, 10:14 PM

Er, does she have a penis?

FlyingIguana · 06-15-2004, 10:15 PM

i always do the tranny crotch test on the first date

is that why i never get a second date???

MandyD · 06-15-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by fr33pr0n
Were you at "Big Fish Pub" on saturday night?

Ummmm... No

fr33pr0n · 06-15-2004, 10:20 PM

Okay, she just called me again. What do you think of the new info I just gleaned:

1) She lives with her "Brother" and his gay lover.

2) She is 5'10" exactly

3) Her parents hate her. (uh oh, not looking good)

I like tony404's suggestion. I should have asked if she had a cock over the phone and all this shit would have been cleared up. Now I'll have to wait and see if she calls back.

fr33pr0n · 06-15-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by MandyD
Ummmm... No

Damn, so I still don't know....

reynold · 06-15-2004, 10:27 PM

Why not just ask for that day date and get over it?

187 · 06-15-2004, 10:27 PM

How to tell?

Dude, If you have any doubts at all

Stay the fuck away lol

06-15-2004, 08:29 PM	#1
fr33pr0n Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your momma's bedroom Posts: 67	How to tell if it's a tranny! I went to a show saturday night and met this HOT black chick. I was kinda fucked up at the time. So I called her last night, and suddenly became suspicious of this woman's gender for the following reasons: 1) Her voice over the telephone sounded like it could either be a woman with a husky tone, or a dude who does an excellent woman impersonation. 2) She was hanging out with two gay guys. She said one was her brother but there was NO resemblance whatsoever. 3) She was fucking TALL. This babe had to be 5'11 at least. I'm 6'2 and she wasn't much shorter than me. 4) Her body was unbelieveably perfect. Had to be something like 38D-24-36. The room was fucking dark, but I don't recall seeing an adams apple or a bulge in her crotch, and I didn't look at her feet to see if she wore size 12's or something. My sister thinks I'm nuts. She met the girl and thinks she is all woman. But I wonder what GFYers think....Should I set up a daytime date to and check for the adams apple? Do you wanna date her (him?)? __________________ Here's my ARS sig: ARS=THEIVES

06-15-2004, 08:36 PM	#4
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Always look at the throat..they can't hide a adams apple __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-15-2004, 08:41 PM	#6
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	grab the crotch. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

06-15-2004, 08:55 PM	#8
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Look at the hands. Man hands are hard to hide no matter what you do. There is something about tranny hands that always give away the secret. __________________

06-15-2004, 10:06 PM	#11
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Suck her dick - If she pulls out and jizzes on your face, shes a straight dude... on the other hand if she bends you over and fucks you in the ass, she's a gay dude. Sure fire test - works every time. __________________ icq:159548293

06-15-2004, 08:32 PM	#2
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies

06-15-2004, 08:37 PM	#5
Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	Scratch and sniff.

06-15-2004, 09:29 PM	#9
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	you can get rid of the adams apple nowadays. look at the brow bone, that is where it lies. in the forehead where the eyebrows lie. If its protruding, he's a dick. if its not, shes a chick, and be sure to hit her then. ;-)

06-15-2004, 09:53 PM	#10
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	ask her if she was once a dude ? Beats guessing

06-15-2004, 10:09 PM	#13
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	seriously, how can you not tell the difference between a man and a woman? The smell is totally different, the look, everything! What the fuck?

06-15-2004, 10:10 PM	#15
colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	If you aren't really sure, is it really worth the nightmares? (unless you are into that sort of thing) __________________ I like ducks.

06-15-2004, 10:12 PM	#16
fr33pr0n Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your momma's bedroom Posts: 67	This one had me fooled for a minute http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/ __________________ Here's my ARS sig: ARS=THEIVES

06-15-2004, 10:14 PM	#18
DrThorsen Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 75	Er, does she have a penis? __________________

06-15-2004, 10:15 PM	#19
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i always do the tranny crotch test on the first date is that why i never get a second date???

06-15-2004, 10:20 PM	#21
fr33pr0n Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your momma's bedroom Posts: 67	Okay, she just called me again. What do you think of the new info I just gleaned: 1) She lives with her "Brother" and his gay lover. 2) She is 5'10" exactly 3) Her parents hate her. (uh oh, not looking good) I like tony404's suggestion. I should have asked if she had a cock over the phone and all this shit would have been cleared up. Now I'll have to wait and see if she calls back. __________________ Here's my ARS sig: ARS=THEIVES

06-15-2004, 10:27 PM	#23
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Why not just ask for that day date and get over it?

06-15-2004, 10:27 PM	#24
187 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ICQ: 59-10-33 Posts: 493	How to tell? Dude, If you have any doubts at all Stay the fuck away lol __________________ wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep