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TurboAngel · 06-09-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

50 kids that need to be introduced to the working end of a shotgun.

LMAO you must have a bunch of time on your hands!

CaptainHowdy · 06-09-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

50 kids that need to be introduced to the working end of a shotgun.

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sperbonzo · 06-09-2011, 11:12 AM

You need to take action RIGHT NOW by talking to their parents (and maybe taking the trampoline down asap will be a good idea). If the parents don't do anything, then you may want to have a talk with the local police and make sure they have your complaint on file.

I'm not saying this to be harsh to the kids, but if those kids ARE bitten by your dog, or they hurt themselves on the trampoline.... (which is VERY easy to do BTW), like, god forbid, they break their neck or something equally long-lasting, then any half-assed lawyer for the parents will take everything you own.

This is not the kids fault, but you need to protect yourself ASAP. It's a terrible aspect of our litigious society, and I know people that did not take care, and ended up in terrible trouble because of things like this.

I would act fast if I were you... Seriously.

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The Heron · 06-09-2011, 11:15 AM

Why did you bump this 2004 thread??

V_RocKs · 06-09-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

LMAO you must have a bunch of time on your hands!

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Oracle Porn · 06-09-2011, 11:33 AM

funny thing happened to me today, two 10 year old kids ring my door 5pm, im in my boxers working, I open the door and here they are, came to play with my dog(????)

I was like WTF???

pornpf69 · 06-09-2011, 12:13 PM

in this thread is brand new now...

MrMaxwell · 06-09-2011, 12:37 PM

Exactly!! If those little hell raisers hurt themselves on the trampoline or push the dog too far, you're SCREWED

How fucking DARE they not leave when told?!?! Why would you stand for that??

Talk to the parents ONE TIME and then file a pfa order
Having a pfa looks great for when they hurt themselves on your property

It is a clear cut legal signal that they were not allowed on your property

I don't know how you aren't more pissed about this - how dare anyone disobey your wishes right in your own home?! Your kids are going to see this and think it's okay to disobey you, too, soon ... you know?

mountainmiester · 06-09-2011, 12:42 PM

Enjoy Bucks · 06-09-2011, 12:45 PM

same shit with kids, but after rain season snakes came close to houses, two phone calls to parents about snakes - no kids around

if you have no snakes like cobra around - buy some, or find a good reason to scare their parents. tell them that you'r sick etc

Due · 06-09-2011, 12:49 PM

Just tell their parents that you love to have the kids coming over all the time, but you'd like if they could check if there was cars parked on the street and preferred go in the back entrance so it's not that easily visible by the neighbors and others of "interest". Then tell them that everything is cool now your condition is almost under control!

Enjoy Bucks · 06-09-2011, 12:49 PM

or try to ask those kids help you with any home work each time they come - clean house or whatever you need, they'll not come to you any more

will76 · 06-09-2011, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

You need to take action RIGHT NOW by talking to their parents (and maybe taking the trampoline down asap will be a good idea). If the parents don't do anything, then you may want to have a talk with the local police and make sure they have your complaint on file.

I'm not saying this to be harsh to the kids, but if those kids ARE bitten by your dog, or they hurt themselves on the trampoline.... (which is VERY easy to do BTW), like, god forbid, they break their neck or something equally long-lasting, then any half-assed lawyer for the parents will take everything you own.

This is not the kids fault, but you need to protect yourself ASAP. It's a terrible aspect of our litigious society, and I know people that did not take care, and ended up in terrible trouble because of things like this.

I would act fast if I were you... Seriously.

.

Hey no need to reply, the kids went off to college and got married. He is not having any more problems with them

Coup · 06-09-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Any ideas how to get rid of them ???? ha ha ha.

I would suggest tasty treats but big government won't allow it. Fucking Obama..

cosis · 06-09-2011, 08:08 PM

just be an asshole like me, they won't come over very much

SmokeyTheBear · 06-09-2011, 08:31 PM

there was this viral video a long time ago about a guy who made a motion detecting sprinkler to keep birds out of his pool. they sell them now cheap at like wal-mart.

First solve the backyard problem place motion detecting sprinkler in backyard.

Religion is a good fallback also .. explain to the kids parents you have bible study hours

best idea though is to find a job with or for your kid. kids hate work , so they will leave and if not you have a good excuse to have them leave.. "its work time , either help or it's time to go"

L-Pink · 06-09-2011, 08:34 PM

Declare yourself a sex offender that will keep em out of your yard.

d-null · 06-09-2011, 08:44 PM

"50" should be a bannable offense

ThunderBalls · 06-09-2011, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

funny thing happened to me today, two 10 year old kids ring my door 5pm, im in my boxers working, I open the door and here they are, came to play with my dog(????)

I was like WTF???

Moral of story: Don't let dog borrow cell phone.

GAMEFINEST · 06-09-2011, 09:40 PM

i fucking hate kids...carry on

will76 · 06-10-2011, 11:02 AM

how many people going to miss the original post date ???? You idiots giving him advice as if this is a problem he is having now. This shit happened 7 years ago!

HandballJim · 06-10-2011, 11:09 AM

It's the summer the kids should be outdoors, unless its not safe by you.

I think my parents did not allow friends in the house growing up. We just played outdoors...

sperbonzo · 06-10-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

Hey no need to reply, the kids went off to college and got married. He is not having any more problems with them

LOL!! I know. I didn't notice the date until after I posted, then I figured, just leave it there.... Still, it's pretty funny when I get caught out by old threads getting bumped!

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06-10-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Enjoy Bucks

same shit with kids, but after rain season snakes came close to houses, two phone calls to parents about snakes - no kids around

if you have no snakes like cobra around - buy some, or find a good reason to scare their parents. tell them that you'r sick etc

Added to my list of things to buy at the store later. A bag of cobras.

stephane76 · 06-10-2011, 12:59 PM

what's with you bumping old ass threads lately?

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=798224

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Exactly!! If those little hell raisers hurt themselves on the trampoline or push the dog too far, you're SCREWED How fucking DARE they not leave when told?!?! Why would you stand for that?? Talk to the parents ONE TIME and then file a pfa order Having a pfa looks great for when they hurt themselves on your property It is a clear cut legal signal that they were not allowed on your property I don't know how you aren't more pissed about this - how dare anyone disobey your wishes right in your own home?! Your kids are going to see this and think it's okay to disobey you, too, soon ... you know?

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