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08-05-2004, 08:25 AM
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dont you hate it when u piss in 3 different directions
usually after sex or in the morning, and you take a piss and it goes all over the place.
or is it just me?
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08-05-2004, 08:27 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I hate that. It never fails that the smallest of the streams is the only one that hits the water.
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08-05-2004, 08:28 AM
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yeah thats fucked up
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08-05-2004, 08:31 AM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Reminds me of this.
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08-05-2004, 08:31 AM
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yah that sucks.. or having an erection that you have to bend yourself forward just to shoot your piss in the bowl..
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08-05-2004, 08:31 AM
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it always happens when im half asleep
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08-05-2004, 08:32 AM
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If you sit down like a girl it's not as bad. But sometimes it sneaks thru the seat and the bowl and drips down your legs.
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08-05-2004, 08:34 AM
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My time is coming...
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Remember a funny movie with the "Ace Ventura" guy...hhaha
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08-05-2004, 08:37 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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08-05-2004, 08:41 AM
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sex is good
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Just give your dickv head a squeese before pissing and that should solve the pissing everywhere thing.
But remember not to squeese it too much, you might end up late for work
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08-05-2004, 08:43 AM
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08-05-2004, 08:52 AM
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Thanks, this thread just made my day!!!
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08-05-2004, 08:55 AM
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08-05-2004, 09:02 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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thought it was only me.
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08-05-2004, 09:41 AM
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ya man, i hate this! i have to clean up the mess, today it went everywhere except the bowl
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08-05-2004, 09:56 AM
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Yeah, I thought my penis was defective. Thanks for making me feel better.
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08-05-2004, 10:50 AM
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I hate when that happens, ecspecially if one of the streams nicks the top of your pants.
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08-05-2004, 10:56 AM
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Don't you hate having to clean the bathroom before breakfast? Yeah, that happened to me a couple of days ago.
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08-05-2004, 10:59 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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3 directions !!
I think i've has it going 5 or 6 ways at once before...
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08-05-2004, 11:10 AM
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yeah, I hate that...then my wife starts nagging me "what's the matter with you? why can't you hit the bowl, you stupid monkey cock?"
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08-05-2004, 11:29 AM
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Bon temps!
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Just clean that sucker with a pipe cleaner first thing every morning and the problem will be solved
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08-05-2004, 11:34 AM
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Thanks for a good laugh!
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08-05-2004, 11:36 AM
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Pee in the shower you cracka's
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08-05-2004, 11:39 AM
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This is why we need urinals in our homes.
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08-05-2004, 12:19 PM
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this thread is awsome
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08-05-2004, 12:23 PM
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I just do what Jim Carey does in "me, myself, and Irene".
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08-05-2004, 12:38 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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I was thinking of shoving a drinking straw up my peehole and letting it stream out from there in a straight shot
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08-05-2004, 12:41 PM
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Didn't know so many GFY'ers had disfunctional dicks
It's not that hard to make it in the toilet! |
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08-05-2004, 12:43 PM
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08-05-2004, 12:47 PM
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aka K-Man
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haha
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08-05-2004, 01:09 PM
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Yeah, I've had it happen a few times...
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08-05-2004, 01:10 PM
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fucking great thread
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08-05-2004, 01:16 PM
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I hope this isn't a frequent occurence for you
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08-05-2004, 02:26 PM
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Agreed . Everytime my GF fucks / sucks me when I wake up, I always sit when I piss
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08-05-2004, 02:44 PM
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Muahahahahahahahaha
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08-05-2004, 03:30 PM
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Yeah the kid does that..
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08-05-2004, 03:32 PM
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i have 2 extra holes from having a double prince albert way back in the day...i always pee out of three holes...one goes back, one goes straight down and one goes out the normal hole...needless to say, i always have to sit to piss
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08-05-2004, 03:43 PM
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08-05-2004, 04:19 PM
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08-05-2004, 04:20 PM
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it is, its like every morning. i think this is because i have sex every night.
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