Gallery EXPERTS needed - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 06-18-2001, 09:31 AM

Guys, which pictures you suggest using on galleries: ugly or hot ???

See, I think if you use:
1. ugly - you get low b/w but jerkers won't even wait for galllery to load as soon as they see couple of thumbs.

2. Hot - jerkers will see all your adds, but will load all damn pics (big b/w bill here), jerk off
and turn off their PC

So, what kind of pics you use ??

Theo · 06-18-2001, 11:02 AM

you gave the answer! beautiful ones!
i dont do any more galleries, but surfers do love beautiful ones,when they see ugly most of them not only close the window...but their computer!

pr0 · 06-18-2001, 11:05 AM

I dunno man...I see most guys walking down the street with an ugly bitch on their side. So maybe some people are into that? heh

Jamdin · 06-18-2001, 11:43 AM

Hatchetface from "Crybaby" always brings them in

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Kat - Fast · 06-18-2001, 11:47 AM

we are meant to be advertising so we can make money - would you sign up for a site full of unattractive ladies?
Guys want to see their fantasy on their screen - not what is lying in bed waiting for them!

DarkJedi · 06-18-2001, 12:35 PM

thats perfectly reasonable Kat, but do you think you will actually cover b/w bill ?

Kat - Fast · 06-18-2001, 01:24 PM

lets say 50k (absolute max!!) for html
15x4k (thumbs)
3x15k (banners)
15x60k (each pic viewed once)
16x50k (gallery visited then revisited by back button from pics)

=1800k

x100,000 hits
=180gig
x$3 a gig
=$540

so 16x$35 sign-ups would give you a profit - and that's a 1:6250 conversion

errr, have i left anything out?

Theo · 06-18-2001, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0:
I dunno man...I see most guys walking down the street with an ugly bitch on their side. So maybe some people are into that? heh

they walk with what they can have ;-) none declines beautiful women

longhair · 06-18-2001, 02:18 PM

Jedi - Do you mean ugly chicks or ugly pics (like bad compression, etc.)?

You guys would be surprised what kinds of girls will turn a surfer on. Ugly chicks is one of my niches and not a bad one at that. Especially with amateur stuff. Ugly glamour girls don't work nearly as well. When guys are looking at amateurs, they're looking for girls that look like real people. Remember, everyone is into something.

pr0 · 06-18-2001, 02:24 PM

Here's an idea. If men "settle for what they can get" in real life. Then just make a really b/w consuming thumbnail gallery of ugly women. By the time its done loading, they will be ready to get-off. & when they see it's full of ugly ho's...They will either "Settle with what they got" Or click one of your many HOT HOT HOT Banners =)

-This has been a deep thought
By pr0 handy =)

DarkJedi · 06-19-2001, 01:54 AM

Kat, you saying that I can get 16 sign ups from 100.000 hits ??? Yeah right.
100.000 hits = 2 sign ups max

TheWatcher · 06-19-2001, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0:
I dunno man...I see most guys walking down the street with an ugly bitch on their side. So maybe some people are into that? heh

True.. But they then go online to see beautiful women to get a fantasy in there head (heh) and go have sex with there ugly wives

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RedShoe · 06-19-2001, 04:07 AM

Form an article handed out at the AWE show.

4 - Build ugly sites! It's true! There's a saying in this business and most veterans will nod their heads along, agreeing that this was true for them as well: "Build the first for show and the rest for dough."

Most webmasters start out wanting to build a beautiful showcase site that they can proudly show all their friends saying, "Look what I did!" They oooh and ahhh but usually you'll never make a dime off these first "gorgeous" websites. Remove the flashing backgrounds, high-resolution photos and for goodness sake disable and delete those damned midis! Then you're finally ready to start making some cash off all your hard work.

Believe it or not the ugliest sites can make the most cash. Just throw up a black background - some say black is preferred because it doesn't glow in the room at night alerting wifey that hubby has once again gone porn surfin'! - add some simple bold text, your sponsors banners and some really crappy looking thumbnail sized photos and you've got yourself a winning site. Okay, so it's not THAT easy but it is pretty close. The less you try to make a pretty site and the more you build a site that SELLS to your surfing customers the better! Remember - you don't want them to feast off the free content on your site, you want them to move on to the higher quality banquet on your sponsor's site so you can earn the commission!
Since I copied this and posted it, I might as well give them a return link. http://www.adultbuzz.com
The entire article, and all 5 "things i needed to know" were very, very informative.

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Cali · 06-19-2001, 05:03 AM

RedShow:

Yup, build ugly sites, but we're not dealing with sites here but galleries, which is the closest thing you'll get to a magazine ad. Would you even look at an ugly magazine ad or just skip it? No, galleries need to be high quality layout, crisp thumbs and fast loading html (good hosting need). You have 2 secs. for page to load and 10 secs to convince the surfer.

Kat:
Do you make gallery pages of 50KB html??? Damn, and you make signups? A html page shouldn't be bigger than 5-8KB for each clone.

I burn 10GB per 100,000 hits, not your 180GB...

06-18-2001, 09:31 AM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Gallery EXPERTS needed Guys, which pictures you suggest using on galleries: ugly or hot ??? See, I think if you use: 1. ugly - you get low b/w but jerkers won't even wait for galllery to load as soon as they see couple of thumbs. 2. Hot - jerkers will see all your adds, but will load all damn pics (big b/w bill here), jerk off and turn off their PC So, what kind of pics you use ??

06-18-2001, 11:02 AM	#2
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	you gave the answer! beautiful ones! i dont do any more galleries, but surfers do love beautiful ones,when they see ugly most of them not only close the window...but their computer!

06-18-2001, 11:05 AM	#3
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I dunno man...I see most guys walking down the street with an ugly bitch on their side. So maybe some people are into that? heh

06-18-2001, 11:43 AM	#4
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Hatchetface from "Crybaby" always brings them in ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction Affordable Domain Register & Webhosting at Stargate

06-18-2001, 11:47 AM	#5
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	we are meant to be advertising so we can make money - would you sign up for a site full of unattractive ladies? Guys want to see their fantasy on their screen - not what is lying in bed waiting for them!

06-18-2001, 12:35 PM	#6
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	thats perfectly reasonable Kat, but do you think you will actually cover b/w bill ?

06-18-2001, 01:24 PM	#7
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	lets say 50k (absolute max!!) for html 15x4k (thumbs) 3x15k (banners) 15x60k (each pic viewed once) 16x50k (gallery visited then revisited by back button from pics) =1800k x100,000 hits =180gig x$3 a gig =$540 so 16x$35 sign-ups would give you a profit - and that's a 1:6250 conversion errr, have i left anything out?

06-18-2001, 02:18 PM	#9
longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	Jedi - Do you mean ugly chicks or ugly pics (like bad compression, etc.)? You guys would be surprised what kinds of girls will turn a surfer on. Ugly chicks is one of my niches and not a bad one at that. Especially with amateur stuff. Ugly glamour girls don't work nearly as well. When guys are looking at amateurs, they're looking for girls that look like real people. Remember, everyone is into something.

06-18-2001, 02:24 PM	#10
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Here's an idea. If men "settle for what they can get" in real life. Then just make a really b/w consuming thumbnail gallery of ugly women. By the time its done loading, they will be ready to get-off. & when they see it's full of ugly ho's...They will either "Settle with what they got" Or click one of your many HOT HOT HOT Banners =) -This has been a deep thought By pr0 handy =)

06-19-2001, 01:54 AM	#11
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Kat, you saying that I can get 16 sign ups from 100.000 hits ??? Yeah right. 100.000 hits = 2 sign ups max

06-19-2001, 04:07 AM	#13
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Form an article handed out at the AWE show. 4 - Build ugly sites! It's true! There's a saying in this business and most veterans will nod their heads along, agreeing that this was true for them as well: "Build the first for show and the rest for dough." Most webmasters start out wanting to build a beautiful showcase site that they can proudly show all their friends saying, "Look what I did!" They oooh and ahhh but usually you'll never make a dime off these first "gorgeous" websites. Remove the flashing backgrounds, high-resolution photos and for goodness sake disable and delete those damned midis! Then you're finally ready to start making some cash off all your hard work. Believe it or not the ugliest sites can make the most cash. Just throw up a black background - some say black is preferred because it doesn't glow in the room at night alerting wifey that hubby has once again gone porn surfin'! - add some simple bold text, your sponsors banners and some really crappy looking thumbnail sized photos and you've got yourself a winning site. Okay, so it's not THAT easy but it is pretty close. The less you try to make a pretty site and the more you build a site that SELLS to your surfing customers the better! Remember - you don't want them to feast off the free content on your site, you want them to move on to the higher quality banquet on your sponsor's site so you can earn the commission! Since I copied this and posted it, I might as well give them a return link. http://www.adultbuzz.com The entire article, and all 5 "things i needed to know" were very, very informative. ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ * uSexFan.com * ICQ : 114683191

06-19-2001, 05:03 AM	#14
Cali Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 72	RedShow: Yup, build ugly sites, but we're not dealing with sites here but galleries, which is the closest thing you'll get to a magazine ad. Would you even look at an ugly magazine ad or just skip it? No, galleries need to be high quality layout, crisp thumbs and fast loading html (good hosting need). You have 2 secs. for page to load and 10 secs to convince the surfer. Kat: Do you make gallery pages of 50KB html??? Damn, and you make signups? A html page shouldn't be bigger than 5-8KB for each clone. I burn 10GB per 100,000 hits, not your 180GB...