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329-623-811 ICQ MEEEEEEEEEE
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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marilyn lived in an apartment not far from me
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No more playboy pics :(
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I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. -- Michael J. Fox (quoted in San Francisco Chronicle, 1988)
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
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You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. -- Molly McGee
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had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
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Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
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I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!?
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Fuck this whore thread... I have smoking to do.
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I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
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Technically I should use this opportunity to get up to 10k, but who am I kidding.
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