historically recorded, at least he went down in the history books.

jesus however never made it to the books like he did.

funny how that is overlooked

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

So fake.

Yo?

see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."

Nope... Goatse is quite real... deal with it.

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and when youre really down and out and you feel theres no way out, let go, let go now...

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You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can

Okay 9350 ... thats a nice round number. I'm really really really really done for tonight.

Fuck you very much.

See you in hell.


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This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Your choice this time, I'm buying."

If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

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If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

yummy

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jesus christ, that is disgusting

So, you're a girl huh?

this is quite the whore thread

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. -- Elton John

wonder if this can beat the longest thread of all time award

if it goes at this rate it will by next week

too many women, too many pills

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You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

and what the fuck does elton john have against goats???

fucking fags, they always have to draw lines and shit

Yum
http://www.renegadetgp.com/bigclit2.jpg

never enough women, never enough pills

The ultimate
http://www.renegadetgp.com/bigclit3.jpg

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,blue eyes, etc...

ew

In Australia a doctor has discovered a female patient whose sleepwalking causes her to go out and have sex with total strangers while she?s asleep. ... They could have diagnosed this years ago, but no guys ever complained. -- Jay Leno