There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. -- Woody Allen (Hollywood Ending, 2002)

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Allen (Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989)

fuck yeah

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson

Jesus Christ Tapdancing on a bicycle!!!!

My heater?s broke and I?m so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord?s gone, I?m down and out
Ooh, it?s cold gin time again
You know it?ll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it?s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

It?s time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
Haha, the cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again

Ooh, it?s cold gin time again
You know it?ll always win
It?s cold gin time again
You know it?s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

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:1orglaugh :(

:1orglaugh

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i see.

76 for the son of a bitch

in 1976 i had a porno mag inside my crib

"in 197666 i killed an animal rights activist
because animals,...

they aint got no rights"

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i like to dissect girls.

barroom hero

lyrics coming soon

drink up fuckers.

no post bots

straight drinking and posting

like old school

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I think I'm going to get laid tonight :glugglug
http://www.renegadetgp.com/drunkbitch.jpg

Face down in the gutter,
won't admit defeat though his clothes are soiled and black,
he's a big strong man with a child's mind,
don't you take his booze away... (hey!)

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Can he listen no he wont,
that's all she wrote,
he'll be dead before the daylight shines,
but the thoughts and prayers
of a million strong might keep this fool from dying. (x2)

I AIN'T LIKE YOU!

And I don't want your love.
And I don't need your respect.
I just can't hate enough but I got no tears or regrets.