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11-10-2004, 06:22 PM
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What is the best insult ever ?
the best I've heard was :
"You are one cumshot your mom should have swallowed." Can you beat this ?
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11-10-2004, 06:25 PM
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holla
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Location: KFC
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YOU'RE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH AND ITS FUCKING BITCHES LIKE YOU THAT ILL FUCKING KILL JUST FOR EXISTING YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKER
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11-10-2004, 06:25 PM
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You smell like hotdogs.
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11-10-2004, 06:29 PM
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Here's Your Sign
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Location: MT, USA
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"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress".
Can't out-do the Sergeant 
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11-10-2004, 06:34 PM
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-How tall are you son ?
-Sir. 6'2" Sir. -I didn't know that we could stack shit that high. -- Good old Full metal Jacket
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11-10-2004, 06:35 PM
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You voted for George Bush!
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11-10-2004, 06:37 PM
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Here's Your Sign
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Quote:
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11-10-2004, 06:53 PM
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Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Get a goddamned clue you moronic throwback of evolution.
Go fuck yourself, you incompetent twat. I imagine that's supposed to mean something coming from someone whose favorite sexual fantasy is *a partner*. |
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11-10-2004, 07:00 PM
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I know you are but what am I? -Pee Wee Herman
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11-10-2004, 07:04 PM
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11-10-2004, 07:05 PM
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The best part of you ran down your mom's leg.
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11-10-2004, 07:25 PM
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Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833
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"Why dont you go grab yourself a steaming hot cup of Fuck You."
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11-10-2004, 07:26 PM
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oh there are many:
"gotta match?" "yeah, your breath and a buffalo fart." (walks away) |
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11-10-2004, 07:26 PM
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Old school
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the best insult is a spit in the face and a knife to the kidney
hard to top that 
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11-10-2004, 07:27 PM
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your mom should have giving you up for adoption and then sold her milk
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11-10-2004, 07:27 PM
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but i hope someone posts that animated gif the "give-a-fuck-o-meter"
that's a classic. |
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11-10-2004, 07:32 PM
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When you were born the doctor slapped your mother
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11-10-2004, 07:32 PM
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Why can't Helen Keller read?
'Cause she's a woman.
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11-10-2004, 07:35 PM
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No such file or directory !@#$%
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader |
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11-10-2004, 07:39 PM
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I always liked:
"You are nothing, an anonymous zero." |
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11-10-2004, 07:50 PM
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cocksore
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