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Old 11-22-2004, 07:34 PM   #51
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Actually upon further contemplation, I take it back, not funny
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:35 PM   #52
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i'm talking about a baby as in one year or younger.

they are easily replaceable, only 9 months to create another one.

the only reason I would be sad is all the money that was spent on the birth (hospital bills, etc)

your baby died? aww too fucking bad, try again.
Yeah and your mother bled to death trying to give herself an abortion with a coathanger to rid herself of the hideous thing growing inside her.

Aww, too bad you deserved to die along with her.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:35 PM   #53
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:36 PM   #54
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Didn't fall for anything, punk. You stepped over the line of acceptable trolling. Your attempt at a little fun shit stirring has very real emotional consequences for people who have endured what is probably the most emotionally painful thing a person can experience. Grow the fuck up.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:37 PM   #55
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dude there's nothing positive in starting a thread like this!!
I'm just putting in my
i was referring to the thread starter, not you
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i'm talking about a baby as in one year or younger.

they are easily replaceable, only 9 months to create another one.

the only reason I would be sad is all the money that was spent on the birth (hospital bills, etc)

your baby died? aww too fucking bad, try again.
try being the father of a baby that dies. I would totally lose myself if my son died and yes, he is under a year old. Only 9 months i s along time. The three weeks I have had so far with my wonderful son cannot be replaced.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:38 PM   #58
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all trolls and stupid people post in this thread please.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:38 PM   #59
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Dude, that is a FUCKED UP thing to write. Did you ever consider how someone who actually lost an infant might feel reading that shit? Fucking prick.
Trust me I know someone from this board that recently lost a very young child

This Thread needs to be deleted.

And this guy should be banned
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:41 PM   #60
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Fat chicks can go on a fucking diet if they're that upset. Parents of a dead child can't very well resurrect it now, can they?
To me, this comment is just as insensitive as the one that nofx made to start this thread off.

But I'm not going to whine and bitch like a baby because you said something that makes you look like a fool.
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Trust me I know someone from this board that recently lost a very young child

This Thread needs to be deleted.

And this guy should be banned
whatever you say dude. lets ban someone because of emotion!!!! fuck yea!
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:45 PM   #62
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To me, this comment is just as insensitive as the one that nofx made to start this thread off.

But I'm not going to whine and bitch like a baby because you said something that makes you look like a fool.
The fact that you can't understand the difference between being upset about being fat and the emotional pain of losing a child only shows your immaturity.
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Trust me I know someone from this board that recently lost a very young child

This Thread needs to be deleted.

And this guy should be banned
No offense to this person or their situation, but if people were banned here because toes were stepped on and feelings were hurt...the place would be empty. Not a thread goes by where someone doesn't say something that could hurt someone else's feelings.

This was an attempt to play this board like a fiddle and he's done a damn fine job of it.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:47 PM   #65
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Please People lets stop Bumping/Posting in this thread
I'm hoping the guy doesen't see this...
I'm sure a few of you know who I'm talking about
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:47 PM   #66
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The fact that you can't understand the difference between being upset about being fat and the emotional pain of losing a child only shows your immaturity.
The fact that you couldn't read and comprehend what I was saying shows your lack of maturity and education.

I pointed out that people say shit here all day long that can and does hurt people's feelings.

Why the fuck is this thread or what was said here any different from anything else that happens on GFY on a daily basis?
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The fact that you couldn't read and comprehend what I was saying shows your lack of maturity and education.

I pointed out that people say shit here all day long that can and does hurt people's feelings.

Why the fuck is this thread or what was said here any different from anything else that happens on GFY on a daily basis?
Probably for the same reason n*gger and c*nt is banned.
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if people were banned here because toes were stepped on and feelings were hurt...the place would be empty. Not a thread goes by where someone doesn't say something that could hurt someone else's feelings.

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Probably for the same reason n*gger and c*nt is banned.
Those were both Pimpdogg's doing weren't they? Seems he was the reason for them being banned

Maybe "dead babies" will be banned now too.
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Not by anyone who stopped to think for 30 seconds and recognize it for what it is...

STANDARD GFY BULLSHIT.
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Not by anyone who stopped to think for 30 seconds and recognize it for what it is...

STANDARD GFY BULLSHIT.
who cares what it is. It's tastless and a terrible thing to say. gfy bullshit or not, it's still true colors showing what an insensitive idiot he is. Since when did GFY become an excuse for being a fucking moron?
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Not by anyone who stopped to think for 30 seconds and recognize it for what it is...

STANDARD GFY BULLSHIT.
Trust me, I was one of the first people in this thread to know it was bullshit.

This is another type of bullshit, though.

Other similar threads didn't get people riled up like this.

This is a different type of Low.
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Those were both Pimpdogg's doing weren't they? Seems he was the reason for them being banned

Maybe "dead babies" will be banned now too.
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Quite the upset bunch here, I wonder how many of you are pro abortion.
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You must not have kids. I had my first baby and she is only 6 months old and I would be lost without her. She is the best thing that has ever happen to me. She is the one thing in this life that makes me feel like a good person. I do however agree that a baby would not be nearly as hard to get over as a 17 year old would be but it would still be very sad.
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Trust me, I was one of the first people in this thread to know it was bullshit.

This is another type of bullshit, though.

Other similar threads didn't get people riled up like this.

This is a different type of Low.
Well...I haven't lost a child that had been born, but I've been thru that's about as damn close as you're gonna get.

I can see the difference and not let it get the best of me.
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i'm talking about a baby as in one year or younger.

they are easily replaceable, only 9 months to create another one.

the only reason I would be sad is all the money that was spent on the birth (hospital bills, etc)

your baby died? aww too fucking bad, try again.
What should we expect from someone who apparently loves the band NOFX so much that he make that is handle. A terrible band from a terrible genre of music.

I REALLY hope you're sterile.

PS, you're probably finished in this business now. Congrats on killing almost all possible business opportunities, present and future in one thread.
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What should we expect from someone who apparently loves the band NOFX so much that he make that is handle. A terrible band from a terrible genre of music.
NOFX is the greatest band of the 80s, 90s and 00s

They have a sense of humor. Not that this whole fiasco is funny, but some of you here need to relax a little bit.
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What should we expect from someone who apparently loves the band NOFX so much that he make that is handle. A terrible band from a terrible genre of music.

I REALLY hope you're sterile.

PS, you're probably finished in this business now. Congrats on killing almost all possible business opportunities, present and future in one thread.
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first off, yea ok, i named myself after a band...so did Doctor Dre. & lagwagon, and im sure there are a other people who post on here I left out. Terrible genre of music? PLEASE a terrible band? i highly doubt you have listened to much NOFX.

and if someone refused to do business with me just because of a thread i started on GFY or any other place, ROFLROFL fuck that, I dont want to do biz with those types of people anyways.

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A terrible band from a terrible genre of music.
No one else can write a kickss tune like this one.

"My Vagina"

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
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Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
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Cause I don't want a bladder infection

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NOFX is the greatest band of the 80s, 90s and 00s

They have a sense of humor. Not that this whole fiasco is funny, but some of you here need to relax a little bit.
If he wanted a discussion, I'm down with that, but that was not the case. nofx wanted attention and threw out the most inflamatory remarks he could think of at the moment to get that attention. He's an attention whore of the lowest degree, and I have no respect for those who pull such childish tactics.
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i'm talking about a baby as in one year or younger.

they are easily replaceable, only 9 months to create another one.

the only reason I would be sad is all the money that was spent on the birth (hospital bills, etc)

your baby died? aww too fucking bad, try again.
They have to be.. at least insincerely.. its like a peer pressure thing.
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No one else can write a kickss tune like this one.

"My Vagina"

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer hahahaha
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
Yep, that's a regular work of art.

Sorry, but I don't like bands who's subject matter is juvenille, only know a handful of chords and have redundant and uninspired melodies. I've listened to NOFX, they suck, punk is a waste of time and resources, and so is this thread.
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i'm talking about a baby as in one year or younger.

they are easily replaceable, only 9 months to create another one.

the only reason I would be sad is all the money that was spent on the birth (hospital bills, etc)

your baby died? aww too fucking bad, try again.
Are you for real? you act like you are talking about a baby ant or cricket or something. Are you kidding. You cannot be serious
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1. This thread started with horrible, horrible words written by a horrible person who, by unfortunate circumstances, hasn't Darwined himself from the gene pool.

2. It's even more unfortunate and horrible that at least 92 people (including myself) have given this thread enough attention to reply to it.
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Old 02-27-2005, 02:13 PM   #94
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I guess its because the baby never got to live life and enjoy it
Enjoy what exactly?? This world is more fucked everyday.. If it wasnt for cash I'd killed myself long ago.
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Old 02-27-2005, 02:14 PM   #95
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i'm talking about a baby as in one year or younger.

they are easily replaceable, only 9 months to create another one.

the only reason I would be sad is all the money that was spent on the birth (hospital bills, etc)

your baby died? aww too fucking bad, try again.

You're a fucking piece of shit. Wait until it's your baby. My baby has more personality in her pinkie finger than you will have for your entire miserable existance.
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Old 02-27-2005, 02:19 PM   #96
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You're a fucking piece of shit. Wait until it's your baby. My baby has more personality in her pinkie finger than you will have for your entire miserable existance.
i'm glad it worked out the first time for you and you didnt have to try again.
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Old 02-27-2005, 02:23 PM   #97
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I normally never come in on bullshit threads but this one got me. My sister Bianca died much earlier than 9 months. She was a beautifull human being that could never ever be replicated. Talk about the pain of my mother and father - it could not and never can be put into words!!!

I would not expect the worthless shite who started this waste of a thread to even begin to understand. In fact I feel sorry for the moron -- low IQ -- low self esteem -- and an incredibly small dick. Now run along and play safe in the middle of the road
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Old 02-27-2005, 03:16 PM   #98
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All I ever want is to get a fair chance in life. A baby dying before getting even a chance to succeed kinda sucks. Plus, they are so cute except for the retarded ones of course.
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Old 02-27-2005, 03:24 PM   #99
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Wow. Really pushing the limits nofx.
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Old 02-27-2005, 03:25 PM   #100
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