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Wolfy · 12-07-2004, 11:01 PM

I may have missed a lot of posts, but it seems to me that there are a lot of uptight asses around here even though we all supposedly work in the adult industry.

So, I figured I'd let everyone know that it is hard to pee with a vibrator in your ass. I just got my house back to myself (Mom was up for a while helping me take care of my kid) and I figured I'd break the place back in by running around naked for a few hours before I hit the sack and jack off a bit, for fun :P
While I was in my nightstand grabbing my rubber vaginas (I broke one of them tonight, dammit) I noticed the vibrating buttplug thing. I never got the chance to use it on my ex, I kicked her out the same night I bought it (found out she was a bitch). I was kinda sauced up one night about a week afterwards and I thought of another ex who always wanted to fuck me with a strapon, but I was too scared, so I figured.. what the hell? I lubed the fucker up and stuck it in. It was a bit uncomfortable at first but once I got used to it, the vibrating part was really fucking cool!
Anyway, I get the thing out tonight, shove it in, and as I'm heading for my office (free porn :D) I figured I'd piss so nothing would interupt my orgasm when I got there ( I hate it when I build up a realy big one and suddenly have to piss, there's realy no quicker way to get blue-balls) and I discovered - it's really hard to piss when something is stuck in your ass. I tried all the tricks I normally employ, such as thinking of waterfalls, spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss, etc - no avail.

This was really more of a public service announcement than anything, there's no need for people to have to find out things like this on their own when we have a superhighway of information readily available.

KittyLix · 12-07-2004, 11:08 PM

um....thanks for the info??

mal · 12-07-2004, 11:09 PM

kowntafit · 12-07-2004, 11:11 PM

I'll have to remember that for next time.

wes · 12-07-2004, 11:12 PM

Ron · 12-07-2004, 11:12 PM

i forgot what i wanted to say...

Rantan · 12-07-2004, 11:16 PM

wow...i kept reading thinking it wasn't going to get weirder..but it just kept going further...i feel dumb now..

canplayer · 12-07-2004, 11:18 PM

turn on the sink, that works for me

Screaming · 12-07-2004, 11:19 PM

Wolfy · 12-07-2004, 11:27 PM

hahaha I didn't think anyone would even read the whole thing. Nice to see serious well articulated responses...
I should have a breathalyzer on my keyboard, for cock's sake...

Mr. Pat · 12-07-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfy
I may have missed a lot of posts, but it seems to me that there are a lot of uptight asses around here even though we all supposedly work in the adult industry.

So, I figured I'd let everyone know that it is hard to pee with a vibrator in your ass. I just got my house back to myself (Mom was up for a while helping me take care of my kid) and I figured I'd break the place back in by running around naked for a few hours before I hit the sack and jack off a bit, for fun :P
While I was in my nightstand grabbing my rubber vaginas (I broke one of them tonight, dammit) I noticed the vibrating buttplug thing. I never got the chance to use it on my ex, I kicked her out the same night I bought it (found out she was a bitch). I was kinda sauced up one night about a week afterwards and I thought of another ex who always wanted to fuck me with a strapon, but I was too scared, so I figured.. what the hell? I lubed the fucker up and stuck it in. It was a bit uncomfortable at first but once I got used to it, the vibrating part was really fucking cool!
Anyway, I get the thing out tonight, shove it in, and as I'm heading for my office (free porn :D) I figured I'd piss so nothing would interupt my orgasm when I got there ( I hate it when I build up a realy big one and suddenly have to piss, there's realy no quicker way to get blue-balls) and I discovered - it's really hard to piss when something is stuck in your ass. I tried all the tricks I normally employ, such as thinking of waterfalls, spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss, etc - no avail.

This was really more of a public service announcement than anything, there's no need for people to have to find out things like this on their own when we have a superhighway of information readily available.

thanks for this critical piece of information

r3ap3r · 12-07-2004, 11:33 PM

Wolfy · 12-07-2004, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Pat
thanks for this critical piece of information

I am here to help.

SleazeQueen · 12-08-2004, 12:30 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

boner 2.0 · 12-08-2004, 12:31 AM

Manowar · 12-08-2004, 12:34 AM

thx for letting us know

Wolfy · 12-08-2004, 12:35 AM

since I am making an ass out of myself tonight

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...adid=399699&s=

BuckLover · 12-08-2004, 12:37 AM

Holly · 12-08-2004, 01:22 AM

speechless

kmanrox · 12-08-2004, 02:18 AM

wow... i got like 8% wood reading that... does that make me gay, or does my sig?

nofx · 12-08-2004, 02:24 AM

spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss

ROFLROFL i have never tried this method, i must use this technique next time.

SykkBoy · 12-08-2004, 02:47 AM

well thanks for that post, Mr. Obvious

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-08-2004, 02:50 AM

Is something gnna happen if you see telephone poles sparking outside when its raining?

sean416 · 12-08-2004, 02:51 AM

yeah, there's no way im reading all that.

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Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	it's hard to pee wiht a vibrator in your ass I may have missed a lot of posts, but it seems to me that there are a lot of uptight asses around here even though we all supposedly work in the adult industry. So, I figured I'd let everyone know that it is hard to pee with a vibrator in your ass. I just got my house back to myself (Mom was up for a while helping me take care of my kid) and I figured I'd break the place back in by running around naked for a few hours before I hit the sack and jack off a bit, for fun :P While I was in my nightstand grabbing my rubber vaginas (I broke one of them tonight, dammit) I noticed the vibrating buttplug thing. I never got the chance to use it on my ex, I kicked her out the same night I bought it (found out she was a bitch). I was kinda sauced up one night about a week afterwards and I thought of another ex who always wanted to fuck me with a strapon, but I was too scared, so I figured.. what the hell? I lubed the fucker up and stuck it in. It was a bit uncomfortable at first but once I got used to it, the vibrating part was really fucking cool! Anyway, I get the thing out tonight, shove it in, and as I'm heading for my office (free porn :D) I figured I'd piss so nothing would interupt my orgasm when I got there ( I hate it when I build up a realy big one and suddenly have to piss, there's realy no quicker way to get blue-balls) and I discovered - it's really hard to piss when something is stuck in your ass. I tried all the tricks I normally employ, such as thinking of waterfalls, spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss, etc - no avail. This was really more of a public service announcement than anything, there's no need for people to have to find out things like this on their own when we have a superhighway of information readily available.

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