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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 838
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Post your best "If it was any smaller" story here.
Ok,
here is mine. Had a date with a guy. He was tall and good looking. When I met him he was dressed in biker leathers, had gang logos on and a cool motorcycle helmet. Good smile.. Great personality. Told me he was part of Rock Machine. What the hell, I agreed lets go for a date. So he said he was going to pick me up on his bike and we would take a ride to Rimouski. (About 4 hours from where I was living) He showed up at my house..... With a fucking scooter. If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing. |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rotterdam
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Workin With The Devil
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Posts: 51,532
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like a moped ?
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: Paris
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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If my dick was any smaller it would be an innie
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 3,493
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a 4hr drive on a fuckin moped. Nice.
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