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BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:41 PM

I have a DATE tomorrow with a REAL human female. She has no penis, has never had any sex change operations, has all limbs and as far as I know is disease free.

I feel like the luckiest man alive. Now I eagerly away the standard GFY bashing that is to ensue.

Or congratulate me on my first date in ... jesus christ it has been so long I won't even say it.

Sly · 04-11-2005, 03:43 PM

So, how much does she charge?

Chaldoray · 04-11-2005, 03:43 PM

Congradulations, and good luck on the date. I hope it goes well!

AaronM · 04-11-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I have a DATE tomorrow with a REAL human female. She has no penis, has never had any sex change operations, has all limbs and as far as I know is disease free.

I feel like the luckiest man alive. Now I eagerly away the standard GFY bashing that is to ensue.

Or congratulate me on my first date in ... jesus christ it has been so long I won't even say it.

Lunch with your cousin?

polish_aristocrat · 04-11-2005, 03:43 PM

pics... ?

BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:44 PM

I thought I had all my bases covered... but I left out the prostitute, old lady and family disclaimers.

Damn I should know better!!!

DarkJedi · 04-11-2005, 03:44 PM

Socks don't have limbs.

I call troll.

BastarD · 04-11-2005, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

So, how much does she charge?

The Sultan Of Smut · 04-11-2005, 03:45 PM

Congrats.

BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:45 PM

Jace · 04-11-2005, 03:46 PM

um...you get excited over one date?

dude, you need to get out more

Vanilla DeVille · 04-11-2005, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I thought I had all my bases covered... but I left out the prostitute, old lady and family disclaimers.

Damn I should know better!!!

Haha - what were you thinking, Brad?

Do you have a pic of her??? Perverted minds want to see...

BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

um...you get excited over one date?

dude, you need to get out more

I haven't had anything exciting happen to me in 3 years. This is a pinnacle of the last third of a decade.

Scott McD · 04-11-2005, 03:47 PM

So your Real Doll arrives tomorrow huh ??

AaronM · 04-11-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Damn...That's one ugly broad.

I'd try hooking up with the one in the pink instead.

BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Damn...That's one ugly broad.
I'd try hooking up with the one in the pink instead.

I've had people tell me I would make a good looking woman. So I have to scour at your comment.

AaronM · 04-11-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I've had people tell me I would make a good looking woman. So I have to scour at your comment.

People often lie to make others feel better.

Tim · 04-11-2005, 03:51 PM

Best of luck

BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

People often lie to make others feel better.

My mom has said a lot of things to me over the years, now I am starting to think it may all have been to boost my self confidence.

"Brad you make such a pretty girl in that dress."
"Brad have I ever told you that red lipstick is YOUR color?"

Sheesh.

AaronM · 04-11-2005, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

My mom has said a lot of things to me over the years, now I am starting to think it may all have been to boost my self confidence.

"Brad you make such a pretty girl in that dress."
"Brad have I ever told you that red lipstick is YOUR color?"

Sheesh.

The scary part is that she was actually dressing you up in her clothes and putting her makeup on you.

And then people have the nerve to wonder why our society has turned out to be so fucked up.

Go figure.

BradM · 04-11-2005, 03:54 PM

Wooot

sweetME · 04-11-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

So, how much does she charge?

Sosa · 04-11-2005, 04:20 PM

that a kid brad, what is his name?

TKoProductions · 04-11-2005, 04:25 PM

Congratulations Brad. I wish you the best of luck.

You definitely need more good things in your life.

Have fun.

Furious_Female · 04-11-2005, 04:29 PM

Congrats!

sweetcuties · 04-11-2005, 04:31 PM

good luck man, it's not easy finding a decent girl

pushpills · 04-11-2005, 04:31 PM

hey congratulations brad! unfortunately for you, the odds they are giving in vegas is 400:1 that she'll sleep with you. good luck though man!

BradM · 04-11-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pushpills

hey congratulations brad! unfortunately for you, the odds they are giving in vegas is 400:1 that she'll sleep with you. good luck though man!

Oh, no I won't get laid. That's not the goal of the date. I am looking for something with substance. I honestly could give a shit about sex, as I have almost no sex drive.

tASSy · 04-11-2005, 04:34 PM

have a good one!

foxxx · 04-11-2005, 05:11 PM

congrats, good luck man :D

tungsten · 04-11-2005, 05:14 PM

congrats bro

wargames · 04-11-2005, 05:14 PM

Congrats brad

Does she have a sister cousin mom ?

mikeyddddd · 04-11-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I thought I had all my bases covered... but I left out the prostitute, old lady and family disclaimers.

Damn I should know better!!!

Doh!

pushpills · 04-11-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I honestly could give a shit about sex, as I have almost no sex drive.

maybe you like animals and don't know it yet?

Dagwolf · 04-11-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Oh, no I won't get laid. That's not the goal of the date. I am looking for something with substance. I honestly could give a shit about sex, as I have almost no sex drive.

I keep staring at this statement but I just can't think what to say about it.

Head · 04-11-2005, 05:24 PM

Congrats Brad.

Rob · 04-11-2005, 05:26 PM

You're scaring me, bro. You sound a lot like Grogan now.

wargames · 04-11-2005, 08:06 PM

Good luck pal.

fuzebox · 04-11-2005, 08:21 PM

For some reason I want to pinch your cheek... Whos chaperoning?

Cory W · 04-11-2005, 08:28 PM

Where are you taking her?

Rob · 04-11-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Where are you taking her?

To the Shedd Aquarium.

ricks · 04-11-2005, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

you need a cooler shirt

Persius · 04-11-2005, 08:37 PM

Congrats Brad!

Let me know how it goes bro... Remember don't allow yourself to be in that just friends position... let her know you like her... (if you do at the end of the date once you get to know her)

austinth · 04-11-2005, 08:51 PM

so you gonna be wearing your FastSize extender all day before your date?

Pete-KT · 04-11-2005, 08:55 PM

Congrats let us know how it goes

hydro · 04-11-2005, 08:57 PM

lol damn brad is getting a date with a woman a rare thing for you or something? Hit me up on icq and ill give you some quick lines that never fail to get the digits

prime · 04-11-2005, 08:57 PM

man, congrats !!! enjoy the moment

Froey Twe · 04-11-2005, 09:01 PM

make her laugh and good luck!

Downtime · 04-11-2005, 09:03 PM

Sweet news! Best of luck man! When in doubt bash it out!

Pipecrew · 04-11-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by hydro

lol damn brad is getting a date with a woman a rare thing for you or something? Hit me up on icq and ill give you some quick lines that never fail to get the digits

I'd assume he has the number if he has the date, Brad you look like you lost some weight, good work.

04-11-2005, 03:41 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Holy shit people... I have to share. I have a DATE tomorrow with a REAL human female. She has no penis, has never had any sex change operations, has all limbs and as far as I know is disease free. I feel like the luckiest man alive. Now I eagerly away the standard GFY bashing that is to ensue. Or congratulate me on my first date in ... jesus christ it has been so long I won't even say it.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I thought I had all my bases covered... but I left out the prostitute, old lady and family disclaimers. Damn I should know better!!!

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Socks don't have limbs. I call troll.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	um...you get excited over one date? dude, you need to get out more

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Wooot

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pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	hey congratulations brad! unfortunately for you, the odds they are giving in vegas is 400:1 that she'll sleep with you. good luck though man!

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Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	Congrats Brad! Let me know how it goes bro... Remember don't allow yourself to be in that just friends position... let her know you like her... (if you do at the end of the date once you get to know her)

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