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Old 04-14-2005, 10:36 PM   #1
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A day in the life of Skufty (pic series)

A day in the life of Skufty


Dreaming about food


begging Dad for food


checking out the food bowl


yuck - just dog food, I'll eat later when some good stuff comes around
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:37 PM   #2
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Skufty is profound.



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humm, lets go for a walk though the house









DAD - let me OUT! - NOW!
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:39 PM   #4
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Sounds like a day in the life of my dogs Kahlua and Pudgie as well!
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:40 PM   #5
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is that kibbles n bits?
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FRESH AIR!


Stairs suck when you're a basset


the yard looks interesting



AHHH - that felt better!
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Skufty is a big basset!!!

Walter eats benniful also! (that what that is?)

going to the central california basset rescue in the next couple weeks to pick up a new one!!
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:42 PM   #8
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Lovely, he looks comfortable.
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:43 PM   #9
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Anything over here - NOPE. oh well



any beavers today - nope



Oh shit, now i have to go BACK UPHILL to get to the house



Everythings bigger when you're only one foot high
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lol Skufty should have his own blog!
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Climbing stairs is a effort I'd rather not do - why doesn't that fat fuck get me a ramp?


Even getting on the sofa's a huge deal when you're a basset


ok, I got my seat looking out on the yard, i'm parked for a few hours now watching for squarls and such


hummm anything interesting in the house?
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I need some water


more house touring


lets go upstairs and see if Dad's working...


I hate these stairs
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:51 PM   #13
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Sounds incredibly similar to a day in the life of Sleazydream.
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ahahahahahahaha

Ah

the life of a happy dog!

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Is the SkuftyCam operational?

Here's an early pioneer in the race to bring dog-sensibility to the human ken (nel) -- LOL.






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Old 04-14-2005, 10:56 PM   #17
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So is dad upstairs working ??
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The girls are waiting for some hot live Skufty Cam action.
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pant pant that fucker better be up there


fuck - the fat bastard isn't there!


and he isn't on the shitter either!


or on the deck - grrrrrrr
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maybe i'll take a nap


that fat fucker didn't clean my bed!


back down the stairs





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HEY - what's that DUCK doing on my day bed?!?!?!?!?!?


dad - there's a duck on my day bed?!?!?!?!?!


and I'm hungry!


mmmm roast - my favorite!
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I want a bassett. Cool pics sleazy!
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dad - you could have thrown out the dog food.... oh well, i'll eat it all



mmmmmm gobble gobble


Open this damn door - I gots to go out NOW!


HURRY!!!!!
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fucking stairs


hey - that tree looks dry


I better go fix that!


ahhhhhhhhhh
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Hey - the tree was DRY - it needed liquid


blah blah blah


ok, now that duck's gona GET IT


I get you QUACKER!
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Jesus, skufty's nuts are way bigger than walters!! holy shit!



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I show that duck!



I'll mess this quacker up good


grrrrrrrr



Dad - it's not quacking anymore?????
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and we cant figure out why Walter hasnt learned to lift his leg and he's already almost 2.

he pisses like a chick. Im starting to wonder.....
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I'm bored -


did someone say WALK?



fuck - it was the TV
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LOL very funny. I enjoyed that.
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napping is hard work


did someone say 'walk'???????


come on come one get those fucking shoes on


woohoo- lets goooooooooooooo
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CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this way dad!!!



I know the way!



lets mark the trail so we can find our way back ok dad?
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come on come one!!!!



I love walking!!!



this smells interesting!!!!



this tastes interesting dad - wana lick?
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dad dad dad - I'll mark the post so we can find our way back



sniff sniff - something was here dad!


ok dad - that's far enough - take me home


i think we left a roast in the house dad - hurry
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This is all so very true. I am a basset owner. Bassets own humans, we work for them.


The basset is allowed in the house.

Okay, the basset is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

The basset is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

The basset can get on the old furniture only, but has to stay off the new couch.

Fine, the basset is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans.

Okay, the basset is allowed in the bed, but only by invitation.

The basset can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

The basset can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

The basset can sleep under the covers every night.

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the basset.
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Bassets don't cry...Bassets like beer....Bassets can't talk....Bassets don't shop....Bassets never criticize....Bassets never expect gifts....Bassets love long car trips....Bassets seldom outlive you....Bassets think you sing great....Bassets never want foot-rubs....A basset's parents never visit....Bassets don't hate their bodies....Bassets don't worry about germs....Bassets are excited by rough play....Bassets enjoy heavy petting in public....Anyone can get a good-looking Basset.... Bassets understand that letting gas is funny....Bassets can appreciate excessive body hair....Bassets don't care if you use their shampoo....Bassets love it when your friends come over....Bassets never need to examine the relationship....If a basset is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.... Bassets don't borrow your shirts, well sometimes....Bassets have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry....It's legal to keep a basset chained up at your house....Bassets don't let magazine articles guide their lives....Bassets don't mind if you give their offspring away....Bassets will forgive you for playing with other dogs....A basset's disposition stays the same all month long.... Bassets like it when you leave lots of things on the floor....The later you are, the more excited bassets are to see you....Bassets don't expect you to call when you are running late....Bassets don't notice if you call them by another dog's name....No basset ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood....A basset's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink....Bassets don't want to know about every other dog you ever had....Bassets understand that instincts are better than asking for directions....Bassets agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across....You never have to wait for a basset, they're ready to go 24 hours a day....Bassets understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted....Bassets would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one....When a basset gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can have it put to sleep....Bassets like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

On, and on, and on, and on, don't you just love Basset's.
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The Basset Hound Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED: Any, soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor or better yet, on their laps.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

BICYCLES: Two wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards: the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER STORMS: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warm them of danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.

SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

BATH: This a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

BUMP: The way to get your humans attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the regular bump does not get the attention you require.

LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you are lucky a human will love you in return.
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Why Bassets Won't Use a Computer
Can't stick his head out of Windows '95.

Fetch command not available on all platforms.

Too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.

Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "You've got mail."

Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question!

Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.

TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ("Too hard to type with paws!")
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Smart Basset
A Basset walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be waited on. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the Basset. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The Basset put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The Basset barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then said, "Anything else?" The Basset pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?" The Basset barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops. The Basset then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the Basset's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house where it began to scratch the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart Basset you have there."

The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key."
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