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05-26-2005, 06:04 AM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Don't You Hate it When you Accidentally Expose Yourself To Your Mum?
My wife is shopping in town. I decided to send a pic of my penis to her mobile phone. I get my bad boy nice n hard - an impressive 3.76 inches - take the pic, attach it to a text message ("Hey bitch -- this is yours later , you nasty slut"), and send it.
The moment I hit send I realize my error  Fuck. |
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05-26-2005, 06:05 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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haha, are you for real?
 
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I don't use ICQ anymore. |
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05-26-2005, 06:06 AM
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?  |
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05-26-2005, 06:07 AM
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Yeh - I'm hoping she see's the funny side. ha hoping even more she doesn't send me back a pic of her pussy!  |
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05-26-2005, 06:07 AM
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been very busy
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: the queen city
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arent you a girl?
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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05-26-2005, 06:08 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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I don't use ICQ anymore. |
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05-26-2005, 06:08 AM
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Adult Content Provider
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Location: Europe
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hahahahah
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05-26-2005, 06:16 AM
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The Original NoJob
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Jerzzey
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3.76? Well Please icq me so I can send you some Longz.
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05-26-2005, 06:35 AM
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My Sig was too Big! :(
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 2,554
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lol
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05-26-2005, 07:01 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Redmond, WA
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This is an easy one to get out of...
Just tell her you left your phone at the bar last nite - they called and you have to go pick it up later today.... |
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05-26-2005, 07:05 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Location: FUBARLAND
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 FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com |
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05-26-2005, 07:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: On icq: 85-483-060
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lol unreal...
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