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mardigras · 08-19-2005, 07:28 PM

He's the only reason I subscribe

jono · 08-19-2005, 07:31 PM

Your tv is cool

crowkid · 08-19-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

He's the only reason I subscribe

He's kinda' funny sometimes, but I mean jesus I wouldn't beat off to him and order HBO just for him. Theres better shows like Six Feet Under/Entourage among others.... just my

Mr. Mike · 08-19-2005, 07:39 PM

Bill is da best!

mardigras · 08-19-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jono

Your tv is cool

I've got the coolest TV in town... as far as I know nobody else around here still has a big dish. These days you can combine a couple of relatively inexpensive receivers and LNBs for some very cool stuff... lots and lots of very cool (ahem, free) stuff

mardigras · 08-19-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowkid

He's kinda' funny sometimes, but I mean jesus I wouldn't beat off to him and order HBO just for him. Theres better shows like Six Feet Under/Entourage among others.... just my

Well damn crowkid, I didn't mean to make it sound like I have a crush on Bill Maher or anything (although he is kinda sexy in his own sort of way

)

Big dish programming is ordered ala carte... you order a quarter, half-year or full year (for example) of HBO and they don't renew you if you don't respond to their renewal. I have more crap available than I could ever watch, I have an mpeg receiver slaved to a 4DTV receiver giving me at minimum 2000 feeds and I spend a great time of my TV time exploring that, but movies I generally catch in theater or on DVD. Much like I only bought Showtime during QAF season, I buy HBO when Bill's on. Other than that I have too much other stuff I'm checking out

I'll watch an HBO show or two just because I have the digital package.

(18 channels 3 months for $37.12 for any of you interested

)

mardigras · 08-19-2005, 08:20 PM

Oh gawd Chris Rock is going to make this hysterical

mardigras · 08-19-2005, 08:55 PM

This was a very fun show, well worth my purchase

tony286 · 08-19-2005, 08:56 PM

one of my favorite shows on tv

llporter · 08-19-2005, 08:59 PM

Bill Maher Sucks:

1) " Bill" -- in the term Bill Maher Sucks
A bill can be one of:

paper documents used as currency (notes in British English): see Banknote.
proposed laws put before a legislature. See Act of Parliament, Act of Congress, Act of theOireachtas, bill (proposed law)
another name for the beak of a bird.
a type of weapon : a halberd, only on a5 foot pole. See bill (weapon)
a document requesting payment for goods and services already rendered. See Bill (payment)
A character in Quentin Tarantino 's Kill Bill saga. See Bill (KillBill).
The Buffalo Bills are an American football team in the NFL.

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2) " Maher" -- in the term Bill Maher Sucks

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This article describes the use of the verb "suck" as a term to describe general inadequacy or express one's dislike ofsomething or someone. This use originated as American slang in the 20th century. See sucking for other meanings of the word.

"Sucks" as profanity
The term "sucks" originated from a family of decidedly vulgar dysphemisms invoking oral sex (such as "that sucks dick", a relative of the insult " cocksucker ") but as it became divorced from the sexual meaning (normally used intransitively ) it progressed from profane status to that of slightly impolite slang. It is used mainly in two contexts: To indicate unpleasantnessor low quality ("the weather sucks today") or to indicate a low level of competency (" George W. Bush sucks at public speaking") that have no relation to the sexual meaning.

In the more classical context of reference to suction, "sucks" does not, and neverdid, have any profane status. To describe a vacuum as "sucking up dirt" or to claim that a hobby "sucks up my time" has neverbeen considered objectionable.

Fellatio-invocative phrases such as "that sucks dick" or "that sucks a big one" are still considered vulgar.

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mardigras · 08-19-2005, 09:03 PM

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Bill Maher Sucks:
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You bought the big bottle, didn't ya?

uno · 08-19-2005, 10:49 PM

Why has Jon Stewart never been on Real Time OR Politically Incorrect and why has Bill Maher never been on The Daily Show?

Pornwolf · 08-19-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

Why has Jon Stewart never been on Real Time OR Politically Incorrect and why has Bill Maher never been on The Daily Show?

That is a great question. You would think it's a match made in heaven. Hmm...

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llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	Bill Maher Sucks Bill Maher Sucks: 1) " Bill" -- in the term Bill Maher Sucks A bill can be one of: paper documents used as currency (notes in British English): see Banknote. proposed laws put before a legislature. See Act of Parliament, Act of Congress, Act of theOireachtas, bill (proposed law) another name for the beak of a bird. a type of weapon : a halberd, only on a5 foot pole. See bill (weapon) a document requesting payment for goods and services already rendered. See Bill (payment) A character in Quentin Tarantino 's Kill Bill saga. See Bill (KillBill). The Buffalo Bills are an American football team in the NFL. ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) " Maher" -- in the term Bill Maher Sucks Maher-shalal-hash-baz 1: '''Maher -Shalal-Hash-Baz''' - "Hurry o spoil! He has made Page text matches U.S.-Canada relations 30: terrorist links a Syrian-Canadian citizen named Maher Arar who had been travelling through in New Yor October 2003 275: * Maher Arar is reported to have been freed from a Sy Essendon Football Club 111: r)\|Mark Thompson \|\| Keith Forbes \|\| Frank Maher 303: \| 1928 \|\| Charlie Hardy \|\| Frank Maher \|\| Norm Beckton \|\| Greg Stockdale (39) 305: ] \|\| Fred Maher \|\| Frank Maher \|\| Frank Maher \|\| Jack Vosti (35) 307: \| 1926 \|\| Fred Maher \|\| Frank Maher \|\| Joe Harrison \|\| Greg Stockdale (36) 309: \| 1925 \|\| Fred Maher \|\| Frank Maher \|\| Greg Stockdale \|\| Tom Jenkins (37) February 24 28: * 1945 - Egypt ian Premier Ahmed Maher Pasha is killed in Parliament after reading a d HBO 44: * '' Real Time with Bill Maher '' Jack Kerouac 136: * Maher Jr., Paul. "''Kerouac: The Definitive Biography'' June 16 57: rom sponsors dropping the show) after host Bill Maher makes controversial comments on air regarding t January 21 36: vestigating leaks concerning the deportation of Maher Arar. January 20 88: * 1956 - Bill Maher, actor, comedian, political analyst List of atheists 34: * Bill Maher (1956-) - American comedian, talk show host and Olympic medalists in basketball 60: a, Leila Sobral \|\| Australia <BR> Robyn Maher, Rachael Sporn, Michele Timms, Michel October 7 45: * 2002 - Maher Arar was deport ed by the US government Political correctness 46: offer my apologies to anyone who took it wrong," Maher said. 48: o conservatives. Although some pundits supported Maher, pointing out the distinction between physical an Sheeps... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3) " Sucks" -- in the term Bill Maher Sucks A request has been made onWikipedia for this article to be deleted in accordance with the deletion policy. This request is being discussed to form a consensus whether this is, or could be, an article appropriate for Wikipedia. Pleasesee this page's entry onthe votes for deletion page for details.Also see possible outlets for removedarticles. If you feel deletion is not justified by Wikipedia deletion policy you may vote against its deletion. Please do not remove this notice or blank thispage while the question is being considered. However, you are welcome to continue editing this article and improve it, especiallyif you can address the concerns of those who believe the article should be deleted. This article describes the use of the verb "suck" as a term to describe general inadequacy or express one's dislike ofsomething or someone. This use originated as American slang in the 20th century. See sucking for other meanings of the word. "Sucks" as profanity The term "sucks" originated from a family of decidedly vulgar dysphemisms invoking oral sex (such as "that sucks dick", a relative of the insult " cocksucker ") but as it became divorced from the sexual meaning (normally used intransitively ) it progressed from profane status to that of slightly impolite slang. It is used mainly in two contexts: To indicate unpleasantnessor low quality ("the weather sucks today") or to indicate a low level of competency (" George W. Bush sucks at public speaking") that have no relation to the sexual meaning. In the more classical context of reference to suction, "sucks" does not, and neverdid, have any profane status. To describe a vacuum as "sucking up dirt" or to claim that a hobby "sucks up my time" has neverbeen considered objectionable. Fellatio-invocative phrases such as "that sucks dick" or "that sucks a big one" are still considered vulgar. Ambiguity Much of...

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