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Shoehorn! · 09-26-2005, 12:04 AM

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I gotta' gal wears her toenails long,
Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs,
And she ain't from Kalamazoo.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I gotta' friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz,
Then a 55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends,
And the plates say Kalamazoo.

He had a steady job and watched what he spent,
He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent,
I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent,
And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo.

I knew a guy that mangled his hand,
And he went from pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand,
They say last year he cleared fifty grand,
Selling dogs round Kalamazoo.

She turned to the world with a bastard child,
Said, "I just can't handle him he's too damn wild,"
But the years and the liquor have made him mild,
And he lays around Kalamazoo.

seven · 09-26-2005, 08:24 AM

get a fucking life man

Pete-KT · 09-26-2005, 08:25 AM

What have you been smokin today?

je_rome · 09-26-2005, 05:41 PM

what are you, fucking retarded?

PlugRush Sascha · 09-26-2005, 05:42 PM

Hahah, this guy is classic...

09-26-2005, 12:04 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I gotta' gal wears her toenails long A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I gotta' gal wears her toenails long, Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs, And she ain't from Kalamazoo. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I gotta' friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz, Then a 55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends, And the plates say Kalamazoo. He had a steady job and watched what he spent, He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent, I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent, And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo. I knew a guy that mangled his hand, And he went from pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand, They say last year he cleared fifty grand, Selling dogs round Kalamazoo. She turned to the world with a bastard child, Said, "I just can't handle him he's too damn wild," But the years and the liquor have made him mild, And he lays around Kalamazoo. __________________

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