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Old 12-04-2005, 11:27 AM   #1
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Sluts that are TERRIBLE in bed...

do you guys know what I am talking about?

these girls who have "experience" and tell you they have slept with so many guys, or you just know it to be a fact.

so you decide to give it a try, and they don't even fucking move!

soooo disappointing
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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how old was he?
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:28 AM   #3
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LOL! You may be doing something wrong doozie.
If they yawn you know it's not going well.
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:29 AM   #4
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LOL! You may be doing something wrong doozie.
If they yawn you know it's not going well.
oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:30 AM   #5
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oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever
lol dude. That just sounds awful. If it was a lost cause like that I'd just try to slip it in her ass to wake her up.
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:31 AM   #6
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how old was he?
she was 19, has slept with some 20 guys... and apparently I was not the only one to have complained

there was also my ex, she was 17 when I was 19, had slept with some 10-15 guys, and was the exact same (of course I did not know that she was a slut until after I went out with her...)
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:32 AM   #7
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:32 AM   #8
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drop the corps...
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:35 AM   #9
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Sounds like a highschool issue.
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:35 AM   #10
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I have slept with 2 girls that I was their 2nd or 3rd guy that they had slept with

for some reason, they were SOOO much more energetic, like they wanted to go on top to try to make me feel good and get better at sex

I found that so much fucking fun, to see a girl actually trying to have a good time having sex..., what a fucking turn on
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:36 AM   #11
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Sounds like a highschool issue.
I didn't know many girls in my highschool that had slept with 10-20 guys
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:37 AM   #12
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Probably because sluts don't fuck guys because they enjoy sex. Sluts fuck guys because they confuse sex with love and attention.

They don't want sex, they just want the love and attention they think having sex will bring them. They're trying to fill an emotional hole, sex is just the bait.
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:38 AM   #13
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Never ever trust the girl who gives you the best blowjob of your life. Remember those words.
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:39 AM   #14
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Probably because sluts don't fuck guys because they enjoy sex. Sluts fuck guys because they confuse sex with love and attention.

They don't want sex, they just want the love and attention they think having sex will bring them. They're trying to fill an emotional hole, sex is just the bait.
very true yo, everytime I see the slut girl at school, she comes hugs me, holds my hands, etc
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:45 AM   #15
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maybe she just enjoys taking it
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:45 AM   #16
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Most of the so called sluts i have been with fuck like rabbits
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:49 AM   #17
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:49 AM   #18
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Most of the so called sluts i have been with fuck like rabbits
did you pay for them?
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:08 PM   #19
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you sound like a candidate for some kind of STD, banging all these sluts that bang 20 of your friends that bang 200 of their friends and so on.
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:10 PM   #20
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Sluts that are TERRIBLE in bed... that would be you right?
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:10 PM   #21
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:28 PM   #22
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so why dont you stop sleeping with sluts and get a normal gf ?
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:43 PM   #23
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don't worry shes giving u tons of stds in the process
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:19 PM   #24
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Try a woman instead of a "girl" - of course have you ever considered it might be that you dont do anything for them so they are completely bored by you?
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:25 PM   #25
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sorry about that bdjuff better luck next time ;)
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:27 PM   #26
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there was also my ex, she was 17 when I was 19, had slept with some 10-15 guys, and was the exact same (of course I did not know that she was a slut until after I went out with her...)
i hope the 17 y.o girl wasn't the one you posted naked pics of and showed everyone on gfy...
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oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

small dick?
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:29 PM   #28
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but even when you ask them to go on top
You ASKED her to go on top?!
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:33 PM   #29
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:36 PM   #30
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:37 PM   #31
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i fucked the shit out of a 40 year old hottie milf in her car outside of a club...didn't see me start a thread about it.
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:40 PM   #32
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Maybe your cock is too small and they don't enjoy it.
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:54 PM   #33
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Sounds like a highschool issue.
Just what I was thinking.
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:57 PM   #34
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you sound like a candidate for some kind of STD, banging all these sluts that bang 20 of your friends that bang 200 of their friends and so on.
especially letting a "slut" get on top and drain her skank juice all over your balls, ass, and surrounding real estate.... never put sluts on top, bang them out doggy style double-wraped poked through a sheet of plastic and get the hell out!

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Old 12-04-2005, 07:00 PM   #35
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cuz she's sucked quite a few penii before yours
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while in the middle of sex, grap a plastic bag and suffocate her. her struggle for air will add more action to the sex.
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lol dude. That just sounds awful. If it was a lost cause like that I'd just try to slip it in her ass to wake her up.
lmaooooo
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any girl whos been with less the 100 guys is not a true "slut". now 100+ now you got yourself a "whore".
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oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

You want your mate to dance on your cock ????

Get a black girl .. .

Well in your case a black BOY ...
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So, don't you think the problem might be on you?
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