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jordanr · 12-04-2005, 10:42 PM

Imagine being wrapped in LAYERS of Saran wrap, very tight, can't move, little whole for your mouth, then heating up your surroundings so the saran wrap slowly melts to you and yeha you et the point, i just thought of that from reading all this negativity in this thread, so thx.

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Damian_Maxcash · 12-04-2005, 10:46 PM

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Imagine being wrapped in LAYERS of Saran wrap, very tight, can't move, little whole for your mouth, then heating up your surroundings so the saran wrap slowly melts to you and yeha you et the point, i just thought of that from reading all this negativity in this thread, so thx.

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chodadog · 12-04-2005, 10:50 PM

I would jump off a building. Fuck trying to overdose, or slit your wrists, or shoot yourself. There's always a chance something goes wrong in that situation and you end up being a vegetable and a burden on society. Jump off a 40 storey building and make sure. And hey, what a rush that would be. Would surely beat sitting in your living room for your final moments.

AaronM · 12-04-2005, 10:50 PM

I've heard that most people who jump off a building or something like that usually die of a heart attack before they hit the ground.

Personally, I think I would want to hunt down every mother fucker who really wronged me and kill them. I would continue doing this until I got caught and then I would take myself out before being taken into custody.

If Rodney Connor is still reading GFY let it be known that his ass would be in the top 3 of my list, maybe even number 1. Not many industry people would be on this list but there are a few of you.

I also harbor some serious grudges going back as far as grade school. My 5th grade teacher comes to mind although he is probably dead by now anyway. Anybody who fucked with me in high school....Dead.

I would become the judge, jury, and execuitioner of anybody and everybody from my past.

God help them all if I ever snap.

Cheers.

chodadog · 12-04-2005, 10:53 PM

I would love to kill someone before i go. It'd just be hard to choose who, because chances are, you're not going to get away with killing a lot of high profile people before getting caught. Ian Paisley or Margaret Thatcher. Tough choice.

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Damian_Maxcash · 12-04-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I've heard that most people who jump off a building or something like that usually die of a heart attack before they hit the ground.

Personally, I think I would want to hunt down every mother fucker who really wronged me and kill them. I would continue doing this until I got caught and then I would take myself out before being taken into custody.

If Rodney Connor is still reading GFY let it be known that his ass would be in the top 3 of my list, maybe even number 1. Not many industry people would be on this list but there are a few of you.

I also harbor some serious grudges going back as far as grade school. My 5th grade teacher comes to mind although he is probably dead by now anyway. Anybody who fucked with me in high school....Dead.

I would become the judge, jury, and execuitioner of anybody and everybody from my past.

God help them all if I ever snap.

Cheers.

I cant remember where I heard it - it could have been here........

but everyone that has jumped off that bridge in San Franciso and survived said the same thing - "I changed my mind 2/3 the way down" - or it could have been a really bad 1980's made for TV film.

Who knows...............

nofx · 12-04-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog

I would jump off a building. Fuck trying to overdose, or slit your wrists, or shoot yourself. There's always a chance something goes wrong in that situation and you end up being a vegetable and a burden on society. Jump off a 40 storey building and make sure. And hey, what a rush that would be. Would surely beat sitting in your living room for your final moments.

actually man this would not be a wise idea, while falling to your death you would have time to think about some fucked up shit. what would you think about as you're falling to your death and can clearly see the ground growing closer? wpuld you have regrets about shit you've done in the past or be thinking about "damn is this going to hurt?" etc etc.

you want to end you life the way you feel it should end.

gun shot to the head, yea ok thats quick and painless. be sure to put the gun in your mouth before you pull the trigger, not the temple. people do try to commit suicide and fail via this method. when the gun goes off it tends to shift just a tad bit and people will still shoot themselves in the brain but still survive and be a vegetable for the rest of their lives. FUCK that too. if you're going to do , why not do it right.

slitting your wrists is slowing and painful, have you ever fucking had a cut on your wrist, that shit hurts like no other and bleeds like crazy. the reason people cut their wrists is because there are huge veins there. slitting your wrists is quite the pathetic hollywod 'cliche' type suicide way to go. its slow and you will just pass out from lack of blood and die a stupid death like that.

now hanging yourself, thats fucking hardcore. thats a real mans death. you suffocate yourself moderatly fast. i believe it takes up to 7 minutes to die this method. but you can make it nicely done. in the midevil times peoples necks would often break instead of them choking to their deaths. if you fell from high enough you're neck would break the instant that rope reached its taughtness.

but fuck all that bullshit. seriously. we are talking about committing suicide; ending your own life. why not take out some others with you? jail is only punishment for the living. you'll be dead in the end so why worry about what laws are restricting you from doing whatever you want to do. Laws were made for honest people. slaughter a bunch of people who have ever done you wrong in your life and then end your own life. its the perfect fucking solution. you cannot punish the dead.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-04-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

actually man this would not be a wise idea, while falling to your death you would have time to think about some fucked up shit. what would you think about as you're falling to your death and can clearly see the ground growing closer? wpuld you have regrets about shit you've done in the past or be thinking about "damn is this going to hurt?" etc etc.

you want to end you life the way you feel it should end.

gun shot to the head, yea ok thats quick and painless. be sure to put the gun in your mouth before you pull the trigger, not the temple. people do try to commit suicide and fail via this method. when the gun goes off it tends to shift just a tad bit and people will still shoot themselves in the brain but still survive and be a vegetable for the rest of their lives. FUCK that too. if you're going to do , why not do it right.

slitting your wrists is slowing and painful, have you ever fucking had a cut on your wrist, that shit hurts like no other and bleeds like crazy. the reason people cut their wrists is because there are huge veins there. its quite the patethic hollywod 'cliche' type suicide way to die. its slow and you will just pass out from lack of blood and die a stupid death like that.

now hanging yourself, thats fucking hardcore. thats a real mans death. you suffocate yourself moderatly fast. i believe it takes up to 7 minutes to die this method. but you can make it nicely done. in the midevil times peoples necks would often break instead of them choking to their deaths. if you fell from high enough you're neck would break the instant that rope reached its taughtness.

but fuck all that bullshit. seriously. we are talking about committing suicide; ending your own life. why not take out some others with you? jail is only punishment for the living. you'll be dead in the end so why worry about what laws are restricting you from doing whatever you want to do. Laws were made for honest people. slaughter a bunch of people who have ever done you wrong in your life and then end your own life. its the perfect fucking solution. you cannot punish the dead.

Dr Joe Holdaway.

reynold · 12-04-2005, 11:08 PM

I would follow Kurt Cobain's footsteps.

AaronM · 12-04-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

slaughter a bunch of people who have ever done you wrong in your life and then end your own life. its the perfect fucking solution. you cannot punish the dead.

Precisely.

chodadog · 12-04-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

actually man this would not be a wise idea, while falling to your death you would have time to think about some fucked up shit. what would you think about as you're falling to your death and can clearly see the ground growing closer? wpuld you have regrets about shit you've done in the past or be thinking about "damn is this going to hurt?" etc etc.

Are you serious? Like some fucked up shit isn't already going through your head at the point you've decided to kill yourself. I would jump off a building because i would not survive it. No way, no how. I wouldn't want to survive a suicide attempt and become a financial and emotional burden on my family when i end up being a vegetable.

badmunchkin · 12-04-2005, 11:39 PM

it's been said but definitely skydiving without a parachute. That way you could see some of the beauty in the world before you went out. Like do it out in the Grand Canyon or someplace completely untouched by people. It would be a fucking rush.

nofx · 12-04-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog

Are you serious? Like some fucked up shit isn't already going through your head at the point you've decided to kill yourself. I would jump off a building because i would not survive it. No way, no how. I wouldn't want to survive a suicide attempt and become a financial and emotional burden on my family when i end up being a vegetable.

man, you're missing the fucking point I was trying to make. jumping to your death is the dumbest way to fucking kill yourself. it maybe gruesome for the person who has to clean up your splattered remains on the fucking ground but thats the only person that its going to affect. you're family prob wont see your splashed remains at the time. only the cops and the morgue guys will see you. (now if you shot yourself in the head in a school full of kids then you'd have 1000 kids see you do that and see your brains and fragments and shards of your skull splatter on the wall)

ok, you're falling to your death man. lets say you jump off a building which is 40 stories high. thats 800 feet tall. how ever much you weigh, you are going to be falling at your maximum velocity but you still will have time to think about some shit before you die. who the fuck wants to do that. man, you will be freaking the fuck out thinking about a billion things at once while you await your death as you see the ground approaching quickly. fuck that. what if you have the thought of regret while almost reaching the bottom of your decent? wouldnt that fucking feel shitty? to regret your decision right before you hit the ground causing instant death, bones shattering and turning yourself into a human soup of guts and gore.

sucide is for impulsive people. people that think that once shit gets so bad it will never get any better. they cant see past the smoke.

i for one would probably never kill myself unless some shit got really really bad and I was in a fucked up situation.

AaronM · 12-04-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by badmunchkin

it's been said but definitely skydiving without a parachute. That way you could see some of the beauty in the world before you went out. Like do it out in the Grand Canyon or someplace completely untouched by people. It would be a fucking rush.

Why not do it with a parachute? See if you truly have the balls to pull it off and refrain from chickening out at the last minute. Now there's a test of will.

AaronM · 12-04-2005, 11:48 PM

NOT FUCKING FUNNY

TheJimmy · 12-04-2005, 11:49 PM

Only 3 ways I'd consider in this order:

1) pills
2) shot to the head
3) drive off a cliff on a gorgeous coastline in Cali, central coast location has some great spots just south of Big Sur

eroswebmaster · 12-05-2005, 12:06 AM

I would go to an adult webmaster convention strapped..imagine how many unoriginal mother fuckers I could take out before I wasted myself.

iBanker · 12-05-2005, 12:10 AM

I would break into Aaron's place and break every last piece of photo equipment and computer equipment.

I'm pretty sure I'd be dead in no time.

(hi bud, long time no talk)

chodadog · 12-05-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

man, you're missing the fucking point I was trying to make. jumping to your death is the dumbest way to fucking kill yourself. it maybe gruesome for the person who has to clean up your splattered remains on the fucking ground but thats the only person that its going to affect. you're family prob wont see your splashed remains at the time. only the cops and the morgue guys will see you. (now if you shot yourself in the head in a school full of kids then you'd have 1000 kids see you do that and see your brains and fragments and shards of your skull splatter on the wall)

I'm not missing the point at all. Your point is just retarded. Nobody's impressed by wanting to traumatise a bunch of children. Yeah, you're hard. You're the man. If you want to affect people's lives, then kill someone important before you go. What will your plan achieve? A few shrinks pick up some more freaked out kids as clients. What an achievement.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-05-2005, 12:15 AM

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I would break into Aaron's place and break every last piece of photo equipment and computer equipment.

I'm pretty sure I'd be dead in no time.

(hi bud, long time no talk)

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SmutGiant · 12-05-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

i for one would probably never kill myself unless some shit got really really bad and I was in a fucked up situation.

Well i never heard about anyone who was happy kill themselves.

badmunchkin · 12-05-2005, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Why not do it with a parachute? See if you truly have the balls to pull it off and refrain from chickening out at the last minute. Now there's a test of will.

yea, fuck it, I would do it with a parachute. But I wouldn't kill myself for emotional reasons anyways. People who feel they can't go on 'cuz shit goes tough one day. Give me a fucking break. That's weak. I've already been through seven circles of hell - there's not much that can phase me.

But I don't want to die of old age either, where your body just slowly decays and wears out. At that point there's no joy or point to life anyways. So I figure I hit 60 or 70 and it will be a good time to say my goodbyes.
Unless of course science advances to the point where we can feel and look 30-50 years younger at 70.

Then maybe I'll stick around a little longer.

badmunchkin · 12-05-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by chodadog

I'm not missing the point at all. Your point is just retarded. Nobody's impressed by wanting to traumatise a bunch of children. Yeah, you're hard. You're the man. If you want to affect people's lives, then kill someone important before you go. What will your plan achieve? A few shrinks pick up some more freaked out kids as clients. What an achievement.

Exactly. Who fucking cares if you traumitize people on your way out? I know this is GFY & everyone's trying to be hardcore but c'mon. And going after old enemies - again, who gives a shit? If you let people affect you your whole life, then you are still weaker then them in the end. Being strong is letting no one affect you in a negative way. Live better then them and outlive them - that's the best revenge.

If you want to go out and make an impression and be famous (as if it fucking matters, you're dead

) take out a corrupt politician or world leader (not naming names). Then you'll at least be doing something useful.

AaronM · 12-05-2005, 12:31 AM

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NOT FUCKING FUNNY

Nice to see that somebody is fucking with my login.

I didn't post the above quote.

AaronM · 12-05-2005, 12:38 AM

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NOT FUCKING FUNNY

LOL...I think I know who this was. I was at my parents place a couple of hours ago and logged into GFY. Maybe daddy posted from my login on accident? Sign out and post from your own account.

I didn't start this thread to be funny and if you thing that I am suicidal because of it then perhaps you should have picked up the phone and called me instead of posting to this thread.

shahab6 · 12-05-2005, 12:47 AM

Lots of benzod and alcohol

baddog · 12-05-2005, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

NOT FUCKING FUNNY

Pretty quick change of heart over the course of 2 minutes Aaron.

baddog · 12-05-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I didn't start this thread to be funny and if you thing that I am suicidal because of it then perhaps you should have picked up the phone and called me instead of posting to this thread.

GFY is so much more personal . . . plus there is the cyber paper trail.

AaronM · 12-05-2005, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Pretty quick change of heart over the course of 2 minutes Aaron.

LMAO.

Smart ass. I've changed my password. That should boot him out.

je_rome · 12-05-2005, 05:46 PM

that's easy. I'll just condition my heart to stop beating.

xNetworx · 12-05-2005, 05:52 PM

If I had too kill myself I'd prolly do the ol' painkiller and booze trick. But if I wanted to go out with a bang, I'd start a high speed chase and test my driving skills while blasting at the police.

karlm · 12-05-2005, 06:15 PM

Wire my cock up too the mains and turn it on

Raja · 12-05-2005, 06:42 PM

Flip through naked pics of AaronM, I'd gouge by eyeballs out and bleed to death from my eyesockets.

Wait that would be how I would torture somebody, I'm gonna go with the standard issue coke overdose, with the girl of my dreams and a bunch of dirty strippers.

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