Sluts that are TERRIBLE in bed... - GoFuckYourself.com

12-04-2005, 11:27 AM

do you guys know what I am talking about?

these girls who have "experience" and tell you they have slept with so many guys, or you just know it to be a fact.

so you decide to give it a try, and they don't even fucking move!

soooo disappointing

PostWhore · 12-04-2005, 11:28 AM

how old was he?

BradM · 12-04-2005, 11:28 AM

LOL! You may be doing something wrong doozie.

If they yawn you know it's not going well.

12-04-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

LOL! You may be doing something wrong doozie.

If they yawn you know it's not going well.

oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

BradM · 12-04-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

lol dude. That just sounds awful. If it was a lost cause like that I'd just try to slip it in her ass to wake her up.

12-04-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PostWhore

how old was he?

she was 19, has slept with some 20 guys... and apparently I was not the only one to have complained

there was also my ex, she was 17 when I was 19, had slept with some 10-15 guys, and was the exact same (of course I did not know that she was a slut until after I went out with her...)

BlackCrayon · 12-04-2005, 11:32 AM

they're dead inside

martinsc · 12-04-2005, 11:32 AM

drop the corps...
get one that's actually alive...

pornguy · 12-04-2005, 11:35 AM

Sounds like a highschool issue.

12-04-2005, 11:35 AM

I have slept with 2 girls that I was their 2nd or 3rd guy that they had slept with

for some reason, they were SOOO much more energetic, like they wanted to go on top to try to make me feel good and get better at sex

I found that so much fucking fun, to see a girl actually trying to have a good time having sex..., what a fucking turn on

12-04-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Sounds like a highschool issue.

I didn't know many girls in my highschool that had slept with 10-20 guys

BRISK · 12-04-2005, 11:37 AM

Probably because sluts don't fuck guys because they enjoy sex. Sluts fuck guys because they confuse sex with love and attention.

They don't want sex, they just want the love and attention they think having sex will bring them. They're trying to fill an emotional hole, sex is just the bait.

NickPapageorgio · 12-04-2005, 11:38 AM

Never ever trust the girl who gives you the best blowjob of your life. Remember those words.

12-04-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

Probably because sluts don't fuck guys because they enjoy sex. Sluts fuck guys because they confuse sex with love and attention.

They don't want sex, they just want the love and attention they think having sex will bring them. They're trying to fill an emotional hole, sex is just the bait.

very true yo, everytime I see the slut girl at school, she comes hugs me, holds my hands, etc

chowda · 12-04-2005, 11:45 AM

maybe she just enjoys taking it

karlm · 12-04-2005, 11:45 AM

Most of the so called sluts i have been with fuck like rabbits

sumphatpimp · 12-04-2005, 11:49 AM

12-04-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by karlm

Most of the so called sluts i have been with fuck like rabbits

did you pay for them?

Pipecrew · 12-04-2005, 12:08 PM

you sound like a candidate for some kind of STD, banging all these sluts that bang 20 of your friends that bang 200 of their friends and so on.

Nembrionic · 12-04-2005, 12:10 PM

Sluts that are TERRIBLE in bed... that would be you right?

boner 2.0 · 12-04-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

wedouglas · 12-04-2005, 12:28 PM

so why dont you stop sleeping with sluts and get a normal gf ?

wdsguy · 12-04-2005, 12:43 PM

don't worry shes giving u tons of stds in the process

Linkster · 12-04-2005, 06:19 PM

Try a woman instead of a "girl" - of course have you ever considered it might be that you dont do anything for them so they are completely bored by you?

adonthenet · 12-04-2005, 06:25 PM

sorry about that bdjuff better luck next time ;)

dunefield · 12-04-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

there was also my ex, she was 17 when I was 19, had slept with some 10-15 guys, and was the exact same (of course I did not know that she was a slut until after I went out with her...)

i hope the 17 y.o girl wasn't the one you posted naked pics of and showed everyone on gfy...

iwantchixx · 12-04-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

small dick?

Nylz · 12-04-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

but even when you ask them to go on top

You ASKED her to go on top?!

Spunky · 12-04-2005, 06:33 PM

Nothing worse than a dead fuck..just blow your load and move on

LiveDose · 12-04-2005, 06:36 PM

Real dolls don't move, it's in the directions...

Young · 12-04-2005, 06:37 PM

bdjuf's weekly attempt at proving his manhood.

i fucked the shit out of a 40 year old hottie milf in her car outside of a club...didn't see me start a thread about it.

lyn1 · 12-04-2005, 06:40 PM

Maybe your cock is too small and they don't enjoy it.

BIGTYMER · 12-04-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Sounds like a highschool issue.

Just what I was thinking.

ProjectNaked · 12-04-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

you sound like a candidate for some kind of STD, banging all these sluts that bang 20 of your friends that bang 200 of their friends and so on.

especially letting a "slut" get on top and drain her skank juice all over your balls, ass, and surrounding real estate....

never put sluts on top, bang them out doggy style double-wraped poked through a sheet of plastic and get the hell out!

Marshal · 12-04-2005, 07:00 PM

bump for you! :D

Paul Waters · 12-04-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

Never ever trust the girl who gives you the best blowjob of your life. Remember those words.

Care to explain why?

tical · 12-04-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Waters

Care to explain why?

cuz she's sucked quite a few penii before yours

tristan_D · 12-05-2005, 05:21 PM

while in the middle of sex, grap a plastic bag and suffocate her. her struggle for air will add more action to the sex.

JOKER · 12-05-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

while in the middle of sex, grap a plastic bag and suffocate her. her struggle for air will add more action to the sex.

LOL !!!

8char

nico-t · 12-05-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PostWhore

how old was he?

Fresh · 12-05-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

lol dude. That just sounds awful. If it was a lost cause like that I'd just try to slip it in her ass to wake her up.

lmaooooo

fl_prn_str · 12-05-2005, 05:40 PM

any girl whos been with less the 100 guys is not a true "slut". now 100+ now you got yourself a "whore".

directfiesta · 12-05-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

oh no they don't yawn, they moan, run out of breath sometimes, but even when you ask them to go on top they just sit on top of you and do nothing, no body movement what so ever

You want your mate to dance on your cock ????

Get a black girl .. .

Well in your case a black BOY ...

reynold · 12-05-2005, 06:01 PM

So, don't you think the problem might be on you?

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