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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Hiding In A Corner Of My Room
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![]() wtf, i was out havin a smoke and wonderin why my grass looks all shitty like...then i see a squirrel chewin up a big ol divot.
I hollered at the nasty little bastard, but it just looked at me like Fuck You..it was my grass first. So i went to get my 9, but my wife says i cant shoot the squirrels..what the fuck? ![]() |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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shoot all of them, they've been eating off the carbage barrel all the time and making a fucking mess. Shoot them all!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: UK
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![]() Little fucker, what the fuck does he think I Have 2 cans together for...... ![]() ![]()
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
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You should be glad he's not chewing your nuts.
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Location: Toronto
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You can get a free lunch... Just fry the bitch....tastes better than chicken wings
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Boneprone's nuts
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get a dog or something - so it will chase them away
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Zubr have you tried it??
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: UK
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Damm Man killing him is one thing Eating Him is another
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#9 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Hiding In A Corner Of My Room
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Zubr is right, i had it before, not bad..but ya can't eat just one.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Got to the garden store... they have these large lifelike plastic owls you fill with sand... put it out there someplace on a porch rail or somewhere and the squirrels will go away. You DO have to move it every day tho to a new spot or they'll figure out its not real. Worked great for us to run squirrels and pigeons off. Possums are a diff story tho...
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Charlotte NC USA
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goto the store get a bag of squirrel feed and a LONG needle.. inject the nuts with liquid rat poison or drainon... teach em to play with ur grass and nuts!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Six1Nine
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Those bastards got me a few months ago!! right after i put down new grass..
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