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Old 03-28-2002, 07:19 AM   #1
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Squirrels Eatin My Grass

wtf, i was out havin a smoke and wonderin why my grass looks all shitty like...then i see a squirrel chewin up a big ol divot.
I hollered at the nasty little bastard, but it just looked at me like Fuck You..it was my grass first.
So i went to get my 9, but my wife says i cant shoot the squirrels..what the fuck?
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:26 AM   #2
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shoot all of them, they've been eating off the carbage barrel all the time and making a fucking mess. Shoot them all!!!
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:30 AM   #3
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Little fucker, what the fuck does he think I Have 2 cans together for...... He'll never touch my Bud again


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Old 03-28-2002, 07:32 AM   #4
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You should be glad he's not chewing your nuts.
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:35 AM   #5
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You can get a free lunch... Just fry the bitch....tastes better than chicken wings
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:36 AM   #6
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get a dog or something - so it will chase them away

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Old 03-28-2002, 07:37 AM   #7
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Zubr have you tried it??
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:39 AM   #8
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Damm Man killing him is one thing Eating Him is another
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:43 AM   #9
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Zubr is right, i had it before, not bad..but ya can't eat just one.
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Old 03-28-2002, 08:31 AM   #10
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Got to the garden store... they have these large lifelike plastic owls you fill with sand... put it out there someplace on a porch rail or somewhere and the squirrels will go away. You DO have to move it every day tho to a new spot or they'll figure out its not real. Worked great for us to run squirrels and pigeons off. Possums are a diff story tho...
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Old 03-28-2002, 08:36 AM   #11
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goto the store get a bag of squirrel feed and a LONG needle.. inject the nuts with liquid rat poison or drainon... teach em to play with ur grass and nuts!


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Old 03-28-2002, 11:06 AM   #12
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You should be glad he's not chewing your nuts.
if he tries to chew my nuts, he's gettin shot fer sure
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Old 03-28-2002, 11:16 AM   #13
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Those bastards got me a few months ago!! right after i put down new grass..
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