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What do you do when a random guy(s) start shit with you out of nowhere & for no reaso
So I'm at the gas station pumping gas, totally minding my own business and trying not to freeze to death when a black car rolls in front on my truck and two kids roll down the window and start calling me a queer in their retarded hillbilly voices.
I didn't have my contacts in so at first I thought it might be someone I knew just kidding around. I raised my hands up and I said "Who the hell is that?" and the next thing I know they're out of their car saying shit like "Let's fucking go right now, I'll beat your ass right here." Now I'm not stupid. I know 2 on 1 isn't exactly in my favor, so I just say "Are you serious? You guys have nothing better to do than start shit with someone you don't know?" Luckily a huge fella came over and told them to get the fuck outta here or else... If it wasn't for him I'd probably be dead right now... AND FOR NOTHING. WTF Is people's problems??!! What would you have done? Is there anyone else out there that this has happened to? |
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Hit one in the throat, then beat the hell out of the other one
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I'm an averaged size guy and I've never been in a fight before lol. I wasn't about to start. But seriously, this kind of shit happens to me all the time.
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Just look at them and laugh
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get a 9mm and start screaming that you are ready to die, that Jebus came to you in a dream and said it was your time.
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I believe concealed carry is quite legal in Ohio. ;)
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you got a gas nozzle in your hand, pull it out of the tank, and squirt the fuckers, the drop it, grab a lighter, and tell them if they stand next to the pump the halon system will put them out once they hit medium rare, they'll quickly realize you are fucking nuts and bail rapidly.
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My partners tells a story and it goes like this... One Christmas he was walking down a busy city street in Sydney with a mate when 5 guys (obviously sailors) were walking towards them. No one parted and the 5 just tried to shoulder my partner and his friend out of the way...thinking we're tough, no-one will take on 5 guys.
My partner and his mate turned and asked the guys what is their problem. They naturally wanted to fight. My partner was a boxer and happy to have a go, but his mate said no, leave it too me and only help if it was needed. He challenged the toughs 2 at a time. They happily obliged. It took 5 punches, 1 each to knock-out each tough guy. When the police came, they asked what happened. My partner told them they were attacked. But, the police said what happened? The moral to the story was that my partner's mate was the #1 ranked heavyweight professional boxer of Australia. The police dragged the 5 away for creating a disturbance. In this day and age, it pays to learn self defence from a young age. The world has got aggressive and madder by the decade. If you haven't learnt yourself, at least get your children taught. In the situation at the petrol pump, if the big guy didn't come along...to quote your words 'I'd be dead'. At least they could have said afterwoods. Gee, that fagg put up a good fight. Lyn |
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always best to avoid a fight when u can...
however, in a 2 on 1 and you have no way out...figure out who the "leader" is (usually it's the biggest guy), and take it to him |
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I pull my gun out.
Solves the problem. |
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Definitely good advice Lyn, and believe me if it came down to it I would have fought them if need be. Obviously I'm not going to sit there and let them man-handle me. I just wanted them to hit me first so that the gas station's cameras could pick it up and I'd claim self defense once the cops showed up.
I have a pass to Gold's gym, I guess I need to start going and bulk up. If you're boxer friend wants to give me any tips on how to fight, pass them along ![]() |
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I've been noticin' here that a lot of people's cheese has been slidin' off the cracker lately. As for the 2-on-1, good advice to take out the larger of the two first. Go for the kneecaps and take out the legs. Fight's over when the guy can't stand up. Toss in a boot to the balls for good measure to keep'em down. Once the smaller guy sees you kick his buddy's ass...he won't have as much gusto to fight. |
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why are people starting shit with you? do you fly the rainbow flag on your car or something?
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I think the reason people start shit with me is due to the fact that I dress on the preppy side (not to the extent of popping my collar or anything like that) just looking nice generally.... and I live in a hick town where everyone wears sweatpants and whatnot... so therefore I get a lot of "You're a faggot" type comments all the freaking time.
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do you know who's the smartest? those who run away! this world is a way too sick for me...
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shit like this happens fairly often. I used to carry a hatchet in my trunk but now i just have a crowbar. I suggest if you have no choice and MUST fight, then you rush them first balls out. Its the only way to go, that shit will have them think twice for a split second and thats when you nail em.
If fighting is totally out of the question, pull out ur cell phone and dial 911 and make it very apparent as to who your calling. Maybe itll work.
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dude go apply for a concealed weapons permit, too many wannabe gangstas out there.
btw if you didn't have your contacts were you driving blind or just had your glasses somewhere else? |
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Just saw your location, why don't you move man. |
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I'm 19 and still live at home, going to college and working... so times are rough right now. Moving out isn't really an option.
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Is WKRP still broadcasting there Jayvis?
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I?m also required to wear corrective lenses, but sometimes I don?t. It?s easy to drive in familiar areas, but I know just what he means when he said he couldn?t quite see the faces. Sometimes I wonder why they always put speed bumps in crosswalks, but I figure it's just a new fangled way for them to keep you on the lookout for pedestrians. |
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Yeah I've lived in this town all my life, I can drive the roads blindfolded.
And actually my contacts fell out about an hour before, so I couldn't help but drive that way. |
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Jayvis, just remember this:
NEVER hit a man when he's down................. kick him; it's a helluva lot easier ![]() .
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Dude if you have kids around who do that shit, just shave your head. People make assumptions about other people based on looks. It usually keeps the white trash and the gansta wannabe's away.. Add in one or two more young guys with shaved heads, people freak. So if nothing else people may not pick on you, just shoot at you. ;) |
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Seriously, did you pee on your pants dude? :winkink:
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laugh and go away.......................
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seriously....if you can, just stay away from trouble and just let those bastards pass. Don't let stoop down to their fucking level.
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Get the guy with the biggest mouth, those are usually the biggest pussies and fight like shit
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You shoulda kicked both their asses. Adrenaline and rage man.. that's all it takes. |
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oh btw what I would do depends on the situation and in what kind of mood I am
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put your contacts in when you drive, if you couldnt see if it was a friend or not you probably shouldnt be driving...ya some peeps are just dicks
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Anyway the situation sounds fucked up but that's the way the world is developing right now. I'd suggest to pick up any (usefull) martial art to defend yourself. Always try to avoid a fight though.
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call the cops...heheheh
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The answer is simple, you need to stop dressing like a fag.
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are you gay?
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Easy. Spray them w/ the gas and then light them on fire.
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I personally would have knocked the shit out of them both
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Personally I would have (insert super tough guy keyboard warrior statement here)
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Maverick - "He who runs away today lives to run away another day"
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they are stupid fucking morons with nothing better to do. 100% inbred and probably weak motherfuckers you can both beat when youre on your own. The bigger the mouth the weaker they are.
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Whoop their motherfucking ass once and it'll never happen again.
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depends if i am drunk or sober.
drunk. no matter what size they are or if i catch my own asswhooping or not i wanna go at it. sober. out brain them and make them feel stupid. |
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