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Rob · 12-22-2005, 06:31 PM

I have one that I love to death but he FARTS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!! He does it strategically, too. He'll lay down so his ass is right in your area and then let it go. They smell horrible!!! I've bought him new food and I'm pretty close to buying him Beano for dogs.

He sleeps right next to my bed and he snores so bad that I find myself waking up at night throwing pillows at him.

With all that said, I wouldn't trade him for the world. He is one of the most loving dogs in the world and I love him more than anything!

His name is Jackson but his nickname is Fart Machine.

tristan_D · 12-22-2005, 06:38 PM

that's a cool dog. looks tough and rough.

Brandon99 · 12-22-2005, 06:40 PM

Yeah, but mine has a tendency to bite people.

Bluewire Ross · 12-22-2005, 06:43 PM

i love dogs....

justsexxx · 12-22-2005, 06:46 PM

As far as the farting and smelling bad, buy some premium food. That(might) really changes a lot. Not sure if you have it on your country(under the same name) but try Eukanuba or Royal Canin...

dissipate · 12-22-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

that's a cool dog. looks tough and rough.

yeah they do, i have two, biggest babies in the world.

Rob · 12-22-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

As far as the farting and smelling bad, buy some premium food. That(might) really changes a lot. Not sure if you have it on your country(under the same name) but try Eukanuba or Royal Canin...

I just went out and spent $50 for a bag of food called California Natural but he still farts like a champ.

justsexxx · 12-22-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

I just went out and spent $50 for a bag of food called California Natural but he still farts like a champ.

Eukanuba cost here like 15 euro for 3 kilogrammes...Otherwise ask a petstore/the vet for a premium food(not sure if yours is a premium food) And it will take like 7 days before the old food is "done" in the stomach so...

Also don't gibe him/her to much crap food :-)

sumphatpimp · 12-22-2005, 06:53 PM

if the change in dog food don't fix the problem, see a Vet.
A dogs digestive system is alot more sensitive than ours.
you don't want to mess with this.

Rob · 12-22-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

if the change in dog food don't fix the problem, see a Vet.
A dogs digestive system is alot more sensitive than ours.
you don't want to mess with this.

I think it's my fault because I give him a lot of people food. My girl yells at me for it but I just can't help myself.

sfera · 12-22-2005, 07:16 PM

negative

chazer · 12-22-2005, 07:25 PM

i have 2, if you aren't a member here http://www.boxerworld.com you should join up, good msg board for boxer owners

oh and boxers are know for their snoring and farting ;) and burping, and drooling and getting into shit when you aren't looking.

DaisyDuke · 12-22-2005, 07:25 PM

Aw Jackson is adorable! I have a boxer too and she has THE worst gas ever as well.... and she eats Eukanuba. It might help if you try not feed him too much people food that usually creates some pretty good gas because it affects their digestive system... especially cheese.

split_joel · 12-22-2005, 07:29 PM

yah i got a boxer at my dads

Stallion · 12-22-2005, 07:37 PM

cool looking dog!

dig420 · 12-22-2005, 07:38 PM

don't feed him anything with rice in it

MandyBlake · 12-22-2005, 07:46 PM

he's adorable.
our dog cj (boston terrier) shits himself like there's no tomorrow also.
we've tried several doggie gas aids and they all work for like 3 days and then stop.
we're leaving him in the kitchen during our xmas eve dinner. lol
its THAT bad.

pornguy · 12-22-2005, 07:48 PM

These are my two fart machines.

They both like to lick the baby food bottles, and it gives them gas that will remove paint from the wall.

The first one is Akasha, and she is pure mutt. We saved her from the gas chamber at the anti humane society

This is Sayonara and she is a pure bred Akita. All 120 pounds of her.

Rob · 12-22-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

These are my two fart machines.

They both like to lick the baby food bottles, and it gives them gas that will remove paint from the wall.

The first one is Akasha, and she is pure mutt. We saved her from the gas chamber at the anti humane society

This is Sayonara and she is a pure bred Akita. All 120 pounds of her.

Gorgeous pups, PG!

Ace_luffy · 12-22-2005, 08:15 PM

wow nice pups....

reynold · 12-22-2005, 10:50 PM

Fart Machines?

Nice term there..

SlickCash · 12-22-2005, 11:20 PM

Yes I have a boxer as well... likes to use me as a napkin

Rob · 12-22-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SlickCash

Yes I have a boxer as well... likes to use me as a napkin

- Exactly!

sonofsam · 12-22-2005, 11:39 PM

was anyone else expecting this to be a thread about porsche boxters?

and heres ours

SmokeyTheBear · 12-22-2005, 11:53 PM

I have a boxer, haven't noticed his farts yet... he is still young..

But i had a pit that sounds like he must have been related to your boxer.. he would always get up and turn his ass towards you before he was going to fart

Vitasoy · 12-22-2005, 11:53 PM

Aww adorable looking dogs, I had a dog in the past.. so I know the feeling all to well.

Rob · 12-22-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

was anyone else expecting this to be a thread about porsche boxters?

and heres ours

That's a cute little bugger, Sam. I wouldn't mind having a dog that size so I could hold it while I was petting him. My dogs now are an 85lb Boxer and a 78lb Labrador Mix with a bad temper (he's my guard dog. No one gets within 100 yards of my house with him around).

I love big dogs but I also wouldn't mind having something smaller to be dependent on me.

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