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Old 12-29-2005, 07:02 PM   #1
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i'm starting at the gym and i took a tour and almost got in a fight.

when i was 16 years old i went to the gym. i'm 23 now and haven't been there since. i took a tour with my friend last night it's more of a facility with a couple pools, tennis, racquetball and other fun things like the rock climbing wall. so me and my buddy walk past the gym and into the boxing area when i spot someone i use to know in middle school. not even highschool. as i'm walking past he says, "this ain't the place for you". i didn't say anything back. it gives me more of a reason to go there so i'm starting tommorow morning. what would you of done? people need to grow up.
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:07 PM   #2
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when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

watch ensueing nightmare unfold.

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Old 12-29-2005, 07:12 PM   #3
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hmmm this is a classic

But tell him..... GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:17 PM   #4
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Tell him, you didn't realize "he" owned the place!


haha, make sure he doesn't!
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:18 PM   #6
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:19 PM   #7
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when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

watch ensueing nightmare unfold.

hahahaha
more like push the bar down on him
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:20 PM   #8
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:21 PM   #9
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Use the punching bags everyday until you get some solid punching power. Then get in the ring and kick his ass
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:21 PM   #10
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should have responded with "this <i>is</i> the straight club, right?" & walk away.

......think about it
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:21 PM   #11
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i would have told him to shut the fuck up... then waited till i saw him benching walked on over whipped out my fuckin nut sack and plopped it on the fuckers face...
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:23 PM   #12
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So what was the girl's name?

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Old 12-29-2005, 07:23 PM   #13
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:26 PM   #14
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:35 PM   #15
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:36 PM   #16
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So what was the girl's name?

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Old 12-29-2005, 07:38 PM   #17
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:40 PM   #18
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I agree... do the famous walk away trick and when he thinks you're going to walk away, quickly turn around and jam your hand through his chest cavity and rip out his heart and eat it infront of everyone in the gym... that way they will know you are badass and won't fuck with you ever again..


anyways... i gotta get back to my Steven Seagul trilogy
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:43 PM   #19
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those are some funny replies you guys gave me. yes there is some background to this story that makes even me confused. he was a friend in middle school who i had no problem with. he stuck up for me once on the recess playground by telling another kid that i was apart of the group. as we as kids grow up i could tell he was becoming a dickhead towards me and others. some things he did. so now in later years i don't know what his problem is. DH his name is Paul. i don't like to be confrontational and the thing he said was a drop in the bucket anyway.
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:09 PM   #20
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you did the right thing bro. he sounds like one of those guys who still can't let shit in middle school or high school go. He probably still talks about the glory days in high school while everyone else is getting ahead. Fuck him, he's a loser. You probably pissed him off even more by not saying anything and just walking away

Or, you can do what A1R3K said and smack him in the ballz when he's doing bench press. I cracked up when I read that. LOL You could always wait till he's doing squats and kick him behind his knee's. That would teach him a lesson. lmao
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:44 PM   #21
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:57 PM   #22
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so me and my buddy walk past the gym and into the boxing area when i spot someone i use to know in middle school.

not even highschool.

as i'm walking past he says, "this ain't the place for you".

i didn't say anything back.

what would you of done?
i woulda said - "care to get in the ring?"

then gave him a cheap shot right in the nuts.
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:06 PM   #23
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when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

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hahahaha
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:47 PM   #25
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I agree... do the famous walk away trick and when he thinks you're going to walk away, quickly turn around and jam your hand through his chest cavity and rip out his heart and eat it infront of everyone in the gym... that way they will know you are badass and won't fuck with you ever again..

Christ, it's the gym not his first day in Gen Pop.
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:24 PM   #26
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yeah i think i did the right thing too. now i can't wait to start working out i'm going to start with 20 minutes of cardio and then the normal weight lift routine. swimming will be really fun!
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:35 PM   #27
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How'd you almost get into a fight? Sounds like you pussed out.
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I sure as hell wouldn't be posting here about it... lol

You know you aren't planning to fighting ... and knew before posting this thread.
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when you walk by him doing bench press. smack him in the nuts.

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hahahaha
or teabag him. or fart on his head.
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:03 AM   #31
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You really should try holding back on the "staring at the cock" thing in the shower, both in Middle School and at the Gym.

Honestly.
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You shoulda said "I don't go to gay bars and tell you to leave so STFU" and kept walking
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man, that's a terrible story, were you scared?
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ry0t, Just ask him if you see him next time what is his problem and solve it there.
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ry0t, Just ask him if you see him next time what is his problem and solve it there.
If he could have, he would have IMHO.
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or teabag him. or fart on his head.

So I'm not the only one who enjoys crop dusting as I walk by the benches?
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He sounds like a repressed homosexual.
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You shoulda said "I don't go to gay bars and tell you to leave so STFU" and kept walking
What if he says "I don't drink"?
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