TRUE STORY: Found in an LA gutter... (plus pix) - GoFuckYourself.com

2HousePlague · 01-01-2006, 06:42 AM

I was visiting the home of my most excellent friend, Jeff this Fall. It was my first visit to his home. What a PAD! And he has a secret roommate you just HAVE to meet. After a few vodka cranberries and some posting of jokes to our blogs, we decided to eat. In the alley, behind Jeff's building (which from the outside you'd swear is a dump) roommate and I were waiting for Jeff to bring around the car. On a weird impulse, I walk over to this big, dirty rusty iron platform "thing" that one of the businesses who share the alley with Jeff must still use for unloading (and load) types of things. It is covered in layers of bum urine and stinks to high hell. But, on another weird impulse, I reach into a corner of ancient, rusted metal that is coated with about 3 inches of mineralized bum urine. Sitting in a still-damp puddle of recent uring I found the above object. I can't tell you what a shock it was to find such a gorgeous thing in a place like that. Of course, I never let it out of my sight after that. It's sitting on my desk right now...

2hp

8 Characters · 01-01-2006, 06:45 AM

They've landed?

mrthumbs · 01-01-2006, 06:47 AM

It would be a shitty hoax if this turns out to be a fake story.

Damian_Maxcash · 01-01-2006, 06:47 AM

You seriously need to lay off the piss for a while.

Im an old alky, but I come on here to look at your posts and feel good about myself....

2HousePlague · 01-01-2006, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

It would be a shitty hoax if this turns out to be a fake story.

I was looking maybe for some incidental fotos of the object on my other friend's site, and there may be. Pretty sure I showed this to a few people I met at the hotel. I was calling it the "Best Bum Fight Spectator Award" - I think there was awardsy type stuff going on, to judge from all the limos and glam --

2hp

2HousePlague · 01-01-2006, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

You seriously need to lay off the piss for a while.

Im an old alky, but I come on here to look at your posts and feel good about myself....

Mission accomplished? --

RedShoe · 01-01-2006, 09:33 AM

ok.. I give up... what is it? What does it do?

SilentKnight · 01-01-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Perhaps this is the source of your pseudo-intelligent superhuman powers?

gornyhuy · 01-01-2006, 09:37 AM

What the hell??

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-01-2006, 09:41 AM

wondering what the fuck it is myself

Drake · 01-01-2006, 09:43 AM

What it is?

Violetta · 01-01-2006, 10:00 AM

looks like a parfume! But the pics are blurry!

2HousePlague · 01-01-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

looks like a parfume! But the pics are blurry!

It's a crystal, but I have a shitty camera. It's the one I bought (a ripoff) for $99 in the Curacao airport in 2004.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-01-2006, 11:19 AM

I would have it checked for radioactivity...

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Wiggles · 01-01-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

The Triangle of Zinthar! You must make sure it never falls into the hands of Barbara Streissand! Sydney Potier will be contacting you!

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riddler · 01-01-2006, 12:51 PM

huh? what the fuck is it?

man, the shit you post lately makes it seem you are on some goooooooooooooooood shit.. O_o

01-01-2006, 06:42 AM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	TRUE STORY: Found in an LA gutter... (plus pix) I was visiting the home of my most excellent friend, Jeff this Fall. It was my first visit to his home. What a PAD! And he has a secret roommate you just HAVE to meet. After a few vodka cranberries and some posting of jokes to our blogs, we decided to eat. In the alley, behind Jeff's building (which from the outside you'd swear is a dump) roommate and I were waiting for Jeff to bring around the car. On a weird impulse, I walk over to this big, dirty rusty iron platform "thing" that one of the businesses who share the alley with Jeff must still use for unloading (and load) types of things. It is covered in layers of bum urine and stinks to high hell. But, on another weird impulse, I reach into a corner of ancient, rusted metal that is coated with about 3 inches of mineralized bum urine. Sitting in a still-damp puddle of recent uring I found the above object. I can't tell you what a shock it was to find such a gorgeous thing in a place like that. Of course, I never let it out of my sight after that. It's sitting on my desk right now... 2hp __________________ tada!

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