Ever Taken A Dump And Ran Out Of Toilet Paper When No One Was Home? - GoFuckYourself.com

mikesinner · 01-02-2006, 07:28 PM

Ever been taking a crap and realized you where completely out of toilet paper? What did you do? Did you use a rag or some magazine you had laying around? What did you use I want to hear something to make me laugh

Nysus · 01-02-2006, 07:30 PM

I must say that's never happened.. Do you not check if there's toilet paper left before you go?

Matt

sonofsam · 01-02-2006, 07:30 PM

It's a good thing you made another thread about it, instead of looking through the past 5037 threads about it to see other peoples replies.

studiocritic · 01-02-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

Ever been taking a crap and realized you where completely out of toilet paper? What did you do? Did you use a rag or some magazine you had laying around? What did you use I want to hear something to make me laugh

i called my gf. she said she'd be home in 20.. i waited.

my legs fell asleep.

Spunky · 01-02-2006, 07:30 PM

I make it a habit to check before I go

Matt 26z · 01-02-2006, 07:32 PM

I usually just call my neighbor and have him bring some into the bathroom for me.

mikesinner · 01-02-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

i called my gf. she said she'd be home in 20.. i waited.

lol that's what a real man does. I don't know if I could wait that long though

sonofsam · 01-02-2006, 07:34 PM

Btw Don't Make Thread Titles In This Format Again, Please

adultchica · 01-02-2006, 07:36 PM

baby wipes are a necessity as a back up plan in case you run out of toilet paper

Donny · 01-02-2006, 07:48 PM

Don't you have a sink or bathtub in your bathroom, and soap beside it?

studiocritic · 01-02-2006, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Don't you have a sink or bathtub in your bathroom, and soap beside it?

thats just not the same.

Rob · 01-02-2006, 07:51 PM

Smart people check for things like that before taking a shit.

Donny · 01-02-2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

thats just not the same.

You're right: soap and water will get you clean. Toiler paper will just smear it all around. Try cleaning anything sticky with dry TP.

Read this:

http://www.***************.com/2005/...l-fun-and.html

CDSmith · 01-02-2006, 08:02 PM

sickkittens · 01-02-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Smart people check for things like that before taking a shit.

Pretty obvious yet very true.

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 08:05 PM

some parts of the world don't have TP -- and not because they can't get any, it's just not a part of the culture --

-- travel advisory in effect.

mikesinner · 01-02-2006, 08:15 PM

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some parts of the world don't have TP -- and not because they can't get any, it's just not a part of the culture -- -- travel advisory in effect

Ya I read that Morocco doesn't have tp

reynold · 01-02-2006, 08:25 PM

Always check the toliet paper before sitting on your throne..

sfera · 01-02-2006, 08:27 PM

lol another useless thread

fris · 01-02-2006, 08:30 PM

thanks kak_azn

reed_4 · 01-03-2006, 02:33 AM

Try using adult diaper to avoid such situation.

freepussy · 01-03-2006, 02:33 AM

i dont use it

Mikey_219Inc · 01-03-2006, 02:47 AM

t-shirt

je_rome · 01-03-2006, 02:49 AM

I always check if there's a toilet paper before sitting in the dumper

woj · 01-03-2006, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

MattOT · 01-03-2006, 03:49 AM

hehehehe just get in the shower ;) nice pic BTW !!!!!

reynold · 01-03-2006, 04:19 AM

Just don't let those fucked-up moments to happen to you dude.

Vitasoy · 01-03-2006, 05:07 AM

Nope.. I always have a few boxes of them

Violetta · 01-03-2006, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic

i called my gf. she said she'd be home in 20.. i waited.

my legs fell asleep.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-03-2006, 05:13 AM

Thats what my girlfriends cat is for...

TreasureBucks · 01-03-2006, 08:18 AM

Well, if nobody is home, nobodys gonna see me walk into the kitchen and grab a paper towel.

EroticySteve · 01-03-2006, 08:46 AM

Who's going to sponsor the toilet paper at this Internext?

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