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DWB · 01-24-2006, 08:13 PM

When I was in high school we had to take this class that taught us how to cut and take care of things around the house, change a baby diaper... all that shit.

At the end of the class each student was to bake or cook something to bring into class on our last day for a feast. My best friend pulled "cookies" out of a hat. So that is what he made.

During our 3rd period feast he came up to me and told me not to eat the cookies. I asked him why, and to my amazement he told me that he jacked off in the cookie dough several times before he cooked them.

We both sat and watched all the hot and stuck up bitches eat cum cookies for 45 minutes and tell him how good they were.

Nysus · 01-24-2006, 08:15 PM

You didn't throw up watching?

Matt

MrIzzz · 01-24-2006, 08:16 PM

whooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa hepatitis!!!!!!!!!!

JoeMeca · 01-24-2006, 08:18 PM

rofl sounds like agood lawsuit

Spunky · 01-24-2006, 08:19 PM

Those aren't chocalate chips!

NoWhErE · 01-24-2006, 08:24 PM

Chances are those stuck up bitches probably ate cum at lunch time... so I guess it didn't make much of a difference to them.

Big Red Machine · 01-24-2006, 09:12 PM

and I thought it was the last person to cum on the cookie ate it ..not in it...LOL

je_rome · 01-25-2006, 12:32 AM

the only cookie that is rich in protein...but I don't think I would want one

01-24-2006, 08:13 PM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	The best "I just jerked off" story you will ever read When I was in high school we had to take this class that taught us how to cut and take care of things around the house, change a baby diaper... all that shit. At the end of the class each student was to bake or cook something to bring into class on our last day for a feast. My best friend pulled "cookies" out of a hat. So that is what he made. During our 3rd period feast he came up to me and told me not to eat the cookies. I asked him why, and to my amazement he told me that he jacked off in the cookie dough several times before he cooked them. We both sat and watched all the hot and stuck up bitches eat cum cookies for 45 minutes and tell him how good they were.

01-24-2006, 08:15 PM	#2
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01-24-2006, 08:16 PM	#3
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01-24-2006, 08:19 PM	#5
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01-24-2006, 08:24 PM	#6
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01-24-2006, 08:18 PM	#4
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01-25-2006, 12:32 AM	#8
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