Typical Movie Computer Scene - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 02-09-2006, 02:48 PM

<fade in>
It's a dark office in Los Angeles, California.
Officer Rodriguez paces back and forth behind Timmy the forensic computer analyst who is sitting at his desk in front of his computer.

OR: Dammit Timmy. I went back to that gas staion and all we have is video from the security cam. The quality is horrible, and I can't quite make it out.

Timmy: I think I can clean it up, hold on.

Timmy who has never owned a mouse begins to pound away at his keyboard.

Clackity clackity clackity clackity

OR: Much better can you zoom in.

Timmy: Give me a second.

Captain Washington, your typical black officer in charge you see in all movies enters the room.

CW: GOD DAMMIT RODRIGUEZ YOU'RE A TICKING TIME BOMB, YOU'RE A COWBOY, YOU'RE PUTTING PEOPLE'S LIVES IN DANGER NOT TO MENTION THE MONEY YOU ARE COSTING THE FORCE!!!!!!

OR: Hold on captain I think we're almost there.

Clackity clackity clackity clackity

OR: Clean it up a bit more Timmy.

Timmy: I can only do so much, there's just too much pressure.

OR: Sorry, you're doing fine. This is highly important information.

Clackity clackity clackity.

Timmy: Okay I've got it...the date on the dime is 1972.

<fade out>

NoWhErE · 02-09-2006, 02:52 PM

What in the hell was that?

biftek · 02-09-2006, 03:12 PM

you fogot about the wall of flashing leds

Silent_Thunder · 02-09-2006, 03:19 PM

Hehe, that's kinda funny when you understand the concept of digital graphics.

8 Characters · 02-09-2006, 03:22 PM

I think someone in here needs to click on my sig.

EdgeXXX · 02-09-2006, 03:22 PM

Yeah, I love the movies with the Uber fake forensics software that does the impossible

breaker · 02-09-2006, 03:24 PM

taken from any CSI, Las vegas, NCIS episode. Its really corny.

EdgeXXX · 02-09-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breaker

taken from any CSI, Las vegas, NCIS episode. Its really corny.

CSI isn't as bad as some that I've seen..... That new show "Bones" on Fox is definitely one of the worst the I have ever seen

SilentKnight · 02-09-2006, 04:02 PM

I see that all the time - especially laughable to those with even a little graphics & video knowledge.

Its amazing what Hollywood can do to clarify rastor images like that.

D · 02-09-2006, 04:11 PM

Ya... I think absolute the worst was in that Will Smith movie... umm... "Enemy of the State"... where the guy from NSA took video surveillance and "rotated" it 180 degrees so we could see what a bag looked like from the other side.... and then the guy "analyzed the shadow pattern" from that imaginary image to deduce what was inside the bag.

Totally blew my suspension of disbelief in what was, otherwise, a pretty decent flick.

02-09-2006, 02:48 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Typical Movie Computer Scene <fade in> It's a dark office in Los Angeles, California. Officer Rodriguez paces back and forth behind Timmy the forensic computer analyst who is sitting at his desk in front of his computer. OR: Dammit Timmy. I went back to that gas staion and all we have is video from the security cam. The quality is horrible, and I can't quite make it out. Timmy: I think I can clean it up, hold on. Timmy who has never owned a mouse begins to pound away at his keyboard. Clackity clackity clackity clackity OR: Much better can you zoom in. Timmy: Give me a second. Captain Washington, your typical black officer in charge you see in all movies enters the room. CW: GOD DAMMIT RODRIGUEZ YOU'RE A TICKING TIME BOMB, YOU'RE A COWBOY, YOU'RE PUTTING PEOPLE'S LIVES IN DANGER NOT TO MENTION THE MONEY YOU ARE COSTING THE FORCE!!!!!! OR: Hold on captain I think we're almost there. Clackity clackity clackity clackity OR: Clean it up a bit more Timmy. Timmy: I can only do so much, there's just too much pressure. OR: Sorry, you're doing fine. This is highly important information. Clackity clackity clackity. Timmy: Okay I've got it...the date on the dime is 1972. <fade out> __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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02-09-2006, 03:24 PM	#7
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02-09-2006, 04:11 PM	#10
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Ya... I think absolute the worst was in that Will Smith movie... umm... "Enemy of the State"... where the guy from NSA took video surveillance and "rotated" it 180 degrees so we could see what a bag looked like from the other side.... and then the guy "analyzed the shadow pattern" from that imaginary image to deduce what was inside the bag. Totally blew my suspension of disbelief in what was, otherwise, a pretty decent flick. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	you fogot about the wall of flashing leds

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Silent_Thunder Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 5,258	Hehe, that's kinda funny when you understand the concept of digital graphics.

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8 Characters So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck Posts: 2,336	I think someone in here needs to click on my sig.

02-09-2006, 04:02 PM	#9
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I see that all the time - especially laughable to those with even a little graphics & video knowledge. Its amazing what Hollywood can do to clarify rastor images like that.