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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Best Way to Stick A Suppository up you Pooper?
Anybody have tips?
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Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop
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Use a stick.
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No lube, enojy the pain!
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I wish I could help you Juicy, but I'm not experienced in the art of shoving things up my arse. |
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Hotdog down a hallway is the first thing that comes to mind.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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![]() You'll need to go with the most suitable calibre, of course. Avoid using c02, though. |
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Doin fine
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Push it in with your tounge?
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Try lube... and relaxation!
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No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out. ![]()
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Rest the lubed pill on your lubed anus with two fingers, pushing ever so slightly. Now outlflex your sphincter, push the pill in slightly more, then in one quick motion slide the pill up and close your sphincter. Make sure it is a good inch or two up there and your body will do the work.
Lay down for 10 minutes, then you're good.
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Taped to the end of a very large penis..???
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him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours. So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!" "What's the matter?" asks the wife. "Did I hurt you?" "No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!" |
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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You must be really bored there Juicy!
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use an air gun
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Store it in the freezer first. That way it dosen't squish all over when you try to shove it up there.
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No lube and with your eyes closed of course.
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insert your fist with the suppository wrapped around it inside your ass. once inside, release the pill
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tell yourself "relax, it wont hurt" while gently inserting the suppository in your hole
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