Cruise Brags About 'Spectacular Sex Life" With Katie Holmes......Memo To Tom - GoFuckYourself.com

Bansheelinks · 04-13-2006, 11:12 AM

Memo to Tom............SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...ife_13_04_2006

Tom Cretin goes on to state:

"If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. "(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

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Wow. Now Tom is a pseudo psychologist too. Thats deep, man.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-13-2006, 11:20 AM

I am glad his sex life is happy.

;)

cranki · 04-13-2006, 11:22 AM

Tom said this already in his last address to scientology

GlydeGirl · 04-13-2006, 11:28 AM

Tom Cruise is SO past his celebrity I-give-a-damn expiration date!

crake · 04-13-2006, 11:41 AM

The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.

ronaldo · 04-13-2006, 11:42 AM

I can't stand the guy, but he is correct in that sex is much better when you have good communication with your partner.

Anyone that's tried to SLIP it in the other end will attest to that. It's better to ask and be turned down, than to NOT ask and have her scream and leave the room while you're standing there with wood.

jjjay · 04-13-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

Tom Cruise is SO past his celebrity I-give-a-damn expiration date!

yup, but as long as he's bringing in bank for all those movie studios, he'll keep getting airtime to spout his drivel

pornguy · 04-13-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Anyone that's tried to SLIP it in the other end will attest to that. It's better to ask and be turned down, than to NOT ask and have her scream and leave the room while you're standing there with wood.

The simple solution to your issue here is, to tie her to the bed.

eZe · 04-13-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

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Personally I think it has it's place.

Manowar · 04-13-2006, 11:46 AM

good for him

SilentKnight · 04-13-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by crake

The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.

Genuinely talented actor?!

He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

jjjay · 04-13-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Genuinely talented actor?!

He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

yeah, but - I bet you went to see war of the worlds?

he has his haters, but they still go see his films...

Gnat69 · 04-13-2006, 11:58 AM

I have boycotted Tom Cruise

fucker

Anthony · 04-13-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Genuinely talented actor?!

He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

I thought he played a very convincing narcisstic faggot vampire as Lestat.

Manowar · 04-13-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cranki

Tom said this already in his last address to scientology

G-Rotica · 04-13-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by crake

b) a genuinely talented actor.

Please tell me you don't truly believe that.

Sosa · 04-13-2006, 12:06 PM

Tom for president

sherie · 04-13-2006, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crake

The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.

Speak for yourself...thanks!!

madawgz · 04-13-2006, 12:09 PM

doesn't he have gay sex with his scientology friends?

Thomas1007 · 04-13-2006, 12:10 PM

I dont like him, never have. He cant act worth a shit.
BUT if he's banging Katie Holmes he's a lucky man even if he is an idiot.

Donny · 04-13-2006, 12:13 PM

I am one who thinks Tom Cruise is talented. Lots of people have weird beliefs. Not all of us have been enlightened enough to know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the REAL creator of all truth.

SilentKnight · 04-13-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

yeah, but - I bet you went to see war of the worlds?

he has his haters, but they still go see his films...

I rented it on dvd, yep.

Surprisingly - he played "Tom Cruise" in the movie.

JUSTB · 04-13-2006, 12:18 PM

he's getting scarier and crazier all the time

jjjay · 04-13-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

doesn't he have gay sex with his scientology friends?

I would if I was him.

Bansheelinks · 04-13-2006, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JUSTB

he's getting scarier and crazier all the time

this is true.

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