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Old 04-26-2006, 05:28 PM   #1
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where can i buy a midget?
i want my own midget...just like pedro martinez (baseball pitcher)







please, no Juicy jokes. he is sensitive about his height disorder
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:29 PM   #2
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I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:31 PM   #3
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you got Juicey, isn't that close enough?
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #4
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i want my own midget...just like pedro martinez (baseball pitcher)







please, no Juicy jokes. he is sensitive about his height disorder
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #5
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I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.
man or woman? i am looking for an asian midget woman myself
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #6
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man or woman? i am looking for an asian midget woman myself
I need a male midget, it is not for a porn site either.
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:34 PM   #7
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you got Juicey, isn't that close enough?

please do not make any juicy jokes i asked, he is very sensitive being under 5 feet tall
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:34 PM   #8
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i could offer you my two posting midget whores?












just joking, i do all my posts myself
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:35 PM   #9
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I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.
Evolve please
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:36 PM   #10
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I need a male midget, it is not for a porn site either.
lolol? serious? there has to be some sort of midget rental service out there
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:36 PM   #11
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There's a large contingency of little people on MySpace.
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:37 PM   #12
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i could offer you my two posting midget whores?

just joking, i do all my posts myself

dude, you post way too slow, you need to pick it up to 200+ posts a day
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:37 PM   #13
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no way seriously????
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:41 PM   #14
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Old 04-26-2006, 06:38 PM   #15
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midgets rock! ...and convert... promote FREAKY MIDGETS ... see sig ... /end spam
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Old 04-26-2006, 06:46 PM   #16
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they're really cheap man: http://motors.listings.ebay.com/MG_M...tingI temList
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:22 PM   #17
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.....mmm that's a good Q tho!!
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:31 PM   #18
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Umm... small market? just kidding
good luck on the venture
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:04 PM   #19
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i would love to have a midget. i would dress him up in a tuxedo and he would answer my door... additionally i need an asian to throw firecrackers at my guests..
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:05 PM   #20
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:08 PM   #21
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just take one off the street, you dont have to pay for them.
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:28 PM   #22
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http://www.rentamidget.com/
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:29 PM   #23
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i'm curious as well, we bought a midgets forehead on ebay last year (advertising lol), but haven't been able to buy an actual dwarf yet
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:30 PM   #24
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I bought my midget at the "Mini Mart."
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:39 PM   #25
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aww, well im slowing going up every day!

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Old 04-26-2006, 11:48 PM   #26
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oh wow.. we have so many of them in the circus.. but ahh .. are you serious about this?
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:59 PM   #27
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There were some rent a midget operations in new york... and there are midgets for blind people operations too.
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:30 AM   #28
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:34 AM   #29
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im not sure how legal this would be...
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