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Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 01:45 PM

I wanna become the next superstar boardwhore of GFY.

What I need to know from you GFY:

Tips and advice on how to reach this goal
Toes I should step on and toes I should not
Who's ass I should kiss
anything else I should know on how to accomplish this goal

CONSIDER THIS THREAD MY FIRST STEPS ON THE ROAD TO INTERNET STARDOM

mechanicvirus · 06-04-2006, 01:46 PM

You need an entourage first, I can help.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-04-2006, 01:46 PM

give juicy a call, he can help ya

1-800-juicy-yo

BoyAlley · 06-04-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Who's ass I should kiss

I don't know whose ass you should be kissing, but I have a suggestion on a dick you could suck

djroof · 06-04-2006, 01:48 PM

start blowjobs around ;)

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I don't know whose ass you should be kissing, but I have a suggestion on a dick you could suck

BOY ALLEY IS TRYING TO PUT IT IN MY POOPER

gimo33 · 06-04-2006, 01:50 PM

start fake dramas.... and bitch around...

surfer on acid · 06-04-2006, 01:53 PM

change your name to juicy jr.

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by surfer on acid

change your name to juicy jr.

Texas Dreams if you would be so kind as to change my username to Juicy JR. it would be much appreciated.

I do believe that will be a step in the right direction.

MaddCaz · 06-04-2006, 01:57 PM

Can't replace Juicy

s9ann0 · 06-04-2006, 02:01 PM

well if you have any websites you need to get rid of them so you can concentrate on posting shit on GFY 24/7

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

start fake dramas.... and bitch around...

Go fuck yourself you bitch faggot ass queer whore

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

well if you have any websites you need to get rid of them so you can concentrate on posting shit on GFY 24/7

Done and Done

gimo33 · 06-04-2006, 02:15 PM

already like a pro

Basic_man · 06-04-2006, 02:18 PM

You need to have a way higher postcount !

06-04-2006, 02:21 PM

You need photochoppable pics of yourself.

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

You need to have a way higher postcount !

That will come in time.. right now I need to know other aspects of it.

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

You need photochoppable pics of yourself.

Sherm I'm no where near as pretty as juicy or frogthelog so I'll have to get them photoshopped before I let them be photoshopped

sextoyking · 06-04-2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

That will come in time.. right now I need to know other aspects of it.

Don't quit your burger job just yet...

tenderobject · 06-04-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

well if you have any websites you need to get rid of them so you can concentrate on posting shit on GFY 24/7

Tdog · 06-04-2006, 02:33 PM

I would think you need to at least tell one person a day to "Go Fuck Themselves".

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking

Don't quit your burger job just yet...

I got fired from pizza hut so that's why i've got all this free time now

High Plains Drifter · 06-04-2006, 02:59 PM

1. Post often and verbosely. This is the most important rule. At least 40 posts / 3 threads a day with a minimum of thought put into each post.

2. Be friendly, interesting, entertaining and non-controversial. If you have to post drama, make sure you're well within the majority's opinion on the matter. If you can't be interesting and entertaining, forget about it, you'll never graduate from sigwhore to boardwhore.

3. Brand yourself like a muthafucker. Off-the-board street cred translates big time in el virtualaso and is essential.

Agent 488 · 06-04-2006, 03:10 PM

1) when you wake up first thing you post before you insert your daily suppository is "GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD MMMMMMMMMMMRRRONNNNNNNNNNNING GFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

more tips later.

HouseHead · 06-04-2006, 03:15 PM

Be a Drama Queen hah, talk alot, and give me some money ;)

HouseHead · 06-04-2006, 03:16 PM

Sorry about the double poost

testpie · 06-04-2006, 03:52 PM

1. Give up whatever life you had.
2. Post like a motherfucker.
3. Why aren't you doing 2, fool?

killerkay · 06-04-2006, 03:53 PM

whine like a bitch should do it

2HousePlague · 06-04-2006, 03:59 PM

Give the people what they want.

2hp

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insane Matt

Sorry about the double poost

DON'T APPOLOGIZE PLAYER... BUMP THE SIG TO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Give the people what they want.

http://pornacre.com/images/images/884.jpg

2hp

figuring out what it is exactly that the people want is half the battle

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

3. Brand yourself like a muthafucker. Off-the-board street cred translates big time in el virtualaso and is essential.

this is why I want my nick changed to juicy JR. why waste time creating my own brand of boardwhorism when I can just ride the coattails of someone elses

it will be a huge time saver.

2HousePlague · 06-04-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

figuring out what it is exactly that the people want is half the battle

It's 100% of the battle. Truth = Action.

2hp

Malicious Biz · 06-04-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

It's 100% of the battle. Truth = Action.

2hp

reynold · 06-04-2006, 06:22 PM

Forget your regular bath and have someone assigned to deliver your meal at your room.

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