The naked survivor guy got 4 years in prison - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 05-16-2006, 09:43 AM

heh the i.r.s. dont mess around
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...survivor_taxes

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings.

Hatch, 45, was convicted in January. The charges carried a maximum of 13 years in prison.

Hatch, who has been in a jail in Plymouth, Mass., since his conviction, claimed he thought the show's producers would pay his taxes and pleaded ignorance about money matters, saying he forgot to tell his accountants about some income.

"Survivor" earned CBS a ratings hit and made Hatch one of TV's most famous villains. He also became known as "the fat naked guy" ? a term coined by David Letterman ? for refusing to wear clothes for much of the show.

cranki · 05-16-2006, 09:44 AM

now that's a tragedy...

Morgan · 05-16-2006, 09:46 AM

what an idiot

StuartD · 05-16-2006, 09:46 AM

Heh, the first thing the host said at the finally this year to the newest winner was "one word of advice, pay your taxes"

Tom_PM · 05-16-2006, 09:49 AM

lol, wow he's such a dipshit. He should have just taken his medicine when he had a chance instead of trying to claim something contrary to what was in black and white.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-16-2006, 10:31 AM

bump so we dont have more survivor verdict threads today

MaddCaz · 05-16-2006, 10:33 AM

that dumbass. Almost makes it not worth

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-16-2006, 10:34 AM

Sounds llike a good sequal opportunity.

See how he survives in prison.

Sinstar · 05-16-2006, 10:43 AM

wow thats funny

Warning Pages · 05-16-2006, 10:45 AM

and the darwin awrad goes to .......................

kilotoons · 05-16-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sounds llike a good sequal opportunity.

See how he survives in prison.

Now that's just fucking brilliant

Pleasurepays · 05-16-2006, 10:55 AM

he is not going to jail for "not paying taxes". the news stories always say that he did not pay taxes on 1,000,000.00 in prize money and that got him into trouble. it has to be more than that. if you dont pay your taxes, they send you a bill which includes penalties and interest... if you lie about your income otherwise evade taxes, they prosecute. not only that, the judge thought he was an asshole and that he perjured himself in court which was also a factor.

BloodFart · 05-16-2006, 11:04 AM

haha, what a stupid tax system, it costs about 150 a day to jail someone, so while the us gvt won the lawsuit, rhode island taxpayers lose $220k.. fucking brilliant.

p2p chad · 05-16-2006, 11:05 AM

wow, what a complete moron! serves him right for acting all high & mightly for screwin other people over!
now the statement from Survivor makes sense..."...pay your taxes" i didn't hear this till now!

SmokeyTheBear · 05-16-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sounds llike a good sequal opportunity.

See how he survives in prison.

$10 says he doesnt walk around naked

Fresh · 05-16-2006, 11:12 AM

lollllllllllllllll i used to live in providence

hezochiah · 05-16-2006, 11:22 AM

You've seen "Survivor" filmed in exotic locations around the world. This season tune into...

"Survivor - Anal Rape"

bdld · 05-16-2006, 11:24 AM

guess we wont be hearing from him in a while

CherryLipsRosa · 05-16-2006, 11:29 AM

i am sure there is more to the story than that. He has a big mouth and i am sure that got him into more trouble.

WDchris · 05-16-2006, 11:30 AM

I wonder what will happen to America's Next Top Chef.

p2p chad · 05-16-2006, 12:11 PM

don't forget "America's Next Top Assistant" & "America's Dumbest Reality show" LOL

CheneyRumsfeld · 05-16-2006, 12:59 PM

Richard Hatch is a FAG!
heis going to love all that COCK.

kane · 05-16-2006, 01:04 PM

A guy on the Howard Stern show called Crazy Cabbie got a year in jail for basically the same thing only less money involved. After he was sentenced his lawyer came on the show and said it is really simple. You don't go to jail for not paying your taxes, you go to jail for lying on your taxes. From what I understand Hatch didn't report his winnings and he made a bunch of money from appearanced and stuff like that after the show was over and he didn't report most of that. What he should have done is admit his mistake, file an amended return, pay his taxes and pleed no contest. He may have still went to jail, but probably not for as long.

KRL · 05-16-2006, 01:15 PM

If you read the full indictment he did a lot of obviously deliberate and funky accounting, lied and perjured himself during the trial and even changed out payees on checks.

You can read the indictment on this link.

http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/s...h90805ind.html

strobi · 05-16-2006, 01:20 PM

4 years in prison for such a measle amount of taxes? No way!

sweetmedialogan · 05-16-2006, 01:21 PM

what a dumb ass...

Antonio · 05-16-2006, 02:02 PM

don't remember him at all

pstation · 05-16-2006, 03:35 PM

Yeah, it's pretty damn obvious that he didn't just "forget" to pay. He just plain about and lied about it.

ready lube · 05-16-2006, 03:41 PM

What a funny story. I guess it kinda like a pay back for some of the old cast/ crew.

directfiesta · 05-16-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hezochiah

"Survivor - Anal Rape"

Will not be raped ... because he will be spreading willingly his cheeks for it ...

The Sultan Of Smut · 05-16-2006, 04:14 PM

So what does a million actually amount to after taxes? Winnings aren't taxable in Canada

tony286 · 05-16-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

he is not going to jail for "not paying taxes". the news stories always say that he did not pay taxes on 1,000,000.00 in prize money and that got him into trouble. it has to be more than that. if you dont pay your taxes, they send you a bill which includes penalties and interest... if you lie about your income otherwise evade taxes, they prosecute. not only that, the judge thought he was an asshole and that he perjured himself in court which was also a factor.

Very true

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

So what does a million actually amount to after taxes? Winnings aren't taxable in Canada

WORD.

You can win a ga-zillion dollars in Canada and the government does nothing but say congrats and go spend.

Drunken Sam · 05-16-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by strobi

4 years in prison for such a measle amount of taxes? No way!

it's not the crime, it's the cover-up

RogerV10 · 05-16-2006, 04:35 PM

So many people evade taxes yet this is the first i hear of that long of jail time.

georgeyw · 05-16-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Heh, the first thing the host said at the finally this year to the newest winner was "one word of advice, pay your taxes"

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detoxed · 05-16-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh the i.r.s. dont mess around
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...survivor_taxes

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings.

Hatch, 45, was convicted in January. The charges carried a maximum of 13 years in prison.

Hatch, who has been in a jail in Plymouth, Mass., since his conviction, claimed he thought the show's producers would pay his taxes and pleaded ignorance about money matters, saying he forgot to tell his accountants about some income.

"Survivor" earned CBS a ratings hit and made Hatch one of TV's most famous villains. He also became known as "the fat naked guy" ? a term coined by David Letterman ? for refusing to wear clothes for much of the show.

he is a moron

GatorB · 05-16-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

So what does a million actually amount to after taxes? Winnings aren't taxable in Canada

The highest tax rate in the us Is 35% of coruse that 35% doesn't apply until you reach over $326K in taxble income.

A single guy with no dedections except presonal exemption would pay just under $328K in taxes. Leaving $672K to do whatever the hell you want. If someone wrote me a check for $1 mil I'd gladly give the IRS $328K

Screaming · 05-16-2006, 05:43 PM

yikes that sucks

DaddyHalbucks · 05-16-2006, 05:51 PM

Who would have ever pegged him for a cut-throat, conniving, fuck the system, win at all cost kind of guy?

;)

Hollywood Horwitz · 05-16-2006, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sounds llike a good sequal opportunity.

See how he survives in prison.

I love it, makes for another great reality concept.

Bdiddy · 05-16-2006, 06:11 PM

"forgot to tell his achahahahaants about some income"

lol

Bdiddy · 05-16-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BluewireBrian

"forgot to tell his achahahahaants about some income"

lol

What the deuce?

Hugh Hefner Jr. · 05-16-2006, 08:52 PM

Awesome. I hated that bastard. One thing you learn is don't fuck with the governments money. That's how they caught Al Capone, income tax evasion.

gecko · 05-16-2006, 08:53 PM

Made example of to the public

Spunky · 05-16-2006, 08:58 PM

Lol what a idiot..he won't be lonely too long in there

madawgz · 05-16-2006, 09:39 PM

fucking irs

Vitasoy · 05-16-2006, 10:07 PM

Did he really think he'd get away with it? lol

ANAL PASTE · 05-16-2006, 10:17 PM

4 ears for 24 K.. and Martha Stewart gets 4 month ... what a bullshit

E$_manager · 05-17-2006, 06:48 AM

it would be more sensational if he would turn out to be a murderer in the end. HAha
it is understandable that all he won he doesn't want to give back even a small part of it.

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	The naked survivor guy got 4 years in prison heh the i.r.s. dont mess around http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...survivor_taxes PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings. Hatch, 45, was convicted in January. The charges carried a maximum of 13 years in prison. Hatch, who has been in a jail in Plymouth, Mass., since his conviction, claimed he thought the show's producers would pay his taxes and pleaded ignorance about money matters, saying he forgot to tell his accountants about some income. "Survivor" earned CBS a ratings hit and made Hatch one of TV's most famous villains. He also became known as "the fat naked guy" ? a term coined by David Letterman ? for refusing to wear clothes for much of the show. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	he is not going to jail for "not paying taxes". the news stories always say that he did not pay taxes on 1,000,000.00 in prize money and that got him into trouble. it has to be more than that. if you dont pay your taxes, they send you a bill which includes penalties and interest... if you lie about your income otherwise evade taxes, they prosecute. not only that, the judge thought he was an asshole and that he perjured himself in court which was also a factor. Last edited by Pleasurepays; 05-16-2006 at 10:56 AM..

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BloodFart Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 728	haha, what a stupid tax system, it costs about 150 a day to jail someone, so while the us gvt won the lawsuit, rhode island taxpayers lose $220k.. fucking brilliant.

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p2p chad Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 127	wow, what a complete moron! serves him right for acting all high & mightly for screwin other people over! now the statement from Survivor makes sense..."...pay your taxes" i didn't hear this till now! __________________ Paysite/Affiliate Program Owners, Let Console Broker Sell Your Exit Traffic For Guaranteed Revenue! ICQ# 309102723 E-mail: [email protected]

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	guess we wont be hearing from him in a while

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	A guy on the Howard Stern show called Crazy Cabbie got a year in jail for basically the same thing only less money involved. After he was sentenced his lawyer came on the show and said it is really simple. You don't go to jail for not paying your taxes, you go to jail for lying on your taxes. From what I understand Hatch didn't report his winnings and he made a bunch of money from appearanced and stuff like that after the show was over and he didn't report most of that. What he should have done is admit his mistake, file an amended return, pay his taxes and pleed no contest. He may have still went to jail, but probably not for as long.

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strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	4 years in prison for such a measle amount of taxes? No way!

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	don't remember him at all

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pstation Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 1,135	Yeah, it's pretty damn obvious that he didn't just "forget" to pay. He just plain about and lied about it.

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The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	So what does a million actually amount to after taxes? Winnings aren't taxable in Canada

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05-16-2006, 08:52 PM	#44
Hugh Hefner Jr. Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 36	Awesome. I hated that bastard. One thing you learn is don't fuck with the governments money. That's how they caught Al Capone, income tax evasion.

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