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Old 08-18-2006, 11:45 PM   #1
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Do you have an STD Angel?

There have been soooooo many instances in my life were I didn't get to fuck a chick I really wanted to fuck only to find out later the chick has an STD.

Has this ever happened to you?

I always use a condom now, but there is shit out there nowadays that a condom can't save you from.

Thankful to my STD Angel I have never gotten an STD
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:47 PM   #2
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ya i think i got an angel, i can't believe i'm clean...

and i can't believe my ex never got pregnant either...holy shit i lucked out...
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:49 PM   #3
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I just got the full battery of tests for everything. Literally everything. If there is a test I took it - for good reasons.

I love the STD angels - clean as can be
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:50 PM   #4
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No, only a dirty n i g g e r like yourself would even make up such a ridiculous concept.
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:54 PM   #5
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No, only a dirty n i g g e r like yourself would even make up such a ridiculous concept.
MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:59 PM   #6
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I fucked hundreds of chicks in Asia in my younger days and most
of the time I used a rubber but there were several times that I pulled it off after the 3rd or 4th fuck of the night and I never ever caught anything !

I did catch crabs in a hotel in Chicago one time from the sheets though
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:01 AM   #7
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I fucked hundreds of chicks in Asia in my younger days and most
of the time I used a rubber but there were several times that I pulled it off after the 3rd or 4th fuck of the night and I never ever caught anything !

I did catch crabs in a hotel in Chicago one time from the sheets though
lol you got crabs?
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:02 AM   #8
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Ive had crabs - I tried laying in the bath for about 5 hours - I thought I could drown the little fuckers - It didnt work
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:13 AM   #9
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LOL @ STD angel
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:14 AM   #10
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lol you got crabs?

Yea from the top of the sheets LOL.

I flew from Asia to Chicago and took a shower at the hotel and fell asleep
on top of the bed naked.

The next morning the little bastards were on me and I tried picking them off.

I thought I got them but about a month later they exploded all over my ass and balls.

It must have been a momma that laid thousands of eggs because I was picking them out for weeks.

I finally went to the doctor and he gave me some acid soap and that killed the fuckers !
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:15 AM   #11
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Yea from the top of the sheets LOL.

I flew from Asia to Chicago and took a shower at the hotel and fell asleep
on top of the bed naked.

The next morning the little bastards were on me and I tried picking them off.

I thought I got them but about a month later they exploded all over my ass and balls.

It must have been a momma that laid thousands of eggs because I was picking them out for weeks.

I finally went to the doctor and he gave me some acid soap and that killed the fuckers !
uhhhmm...thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:17 AM   #12
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Unfortunately no, my neighbors however are use to hearing me scream when taking a piss.
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:02 AM   #13
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Yea from the top of the sheets LOL.

I flew from Asia to Chicago and took a shower at the hotel and fell asleep
on top of the bed naked.

The next morning the little bastards were on me and I tried picking them off.

I thought I got them but about a month later they exploded all over my ass and balls.

It must have been a momma that laid thousands of eggs because I was picking them out for weeks.

I finally went to the doctor and he gave me some acid soap and that killed the fuckers !


hahaha great post!
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