Anybody looking for a skillful PHP Programmer? - GoFuckYourself.com

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 10:30 AM

OK guys,

That's the short version - I've been coding PHP and MySQL for 4 years now, web including HTML, CSS and JS for about 7. My background includes working for the guys at Mansion Productions on their MPA3 and my last project was Jays Trades - all from A to Z, including layout (jaystrades dot com - sorry, I can't post URLs).

I'm kinda hard to work on long term projects, but I know my shit quite well and if you're looking for a hardcore programmer to help you boost your biz, maybe I'm your man. I have been working on partialy own PHP framework over the last year and a half, so building another CMS or anything similar won't be a biggie. Need anything else? At least let me know about it.

Thanks for spending time reading this and I hope to hear from you.

My name is Andrew aka ClickBuster and you can reach me at andrew [at] pomosht [dot] com. My ICQ is 263653704.

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 10:38 AM

Just FYI, I've built stat systems, affiliate systems (yeah, more than one), I'm experienced with processor cascading and the integration of most popular CC processors including CCBill, Netbilling, Paycom, etc.

I know what RSS and XML is

I've worked on some SOAP stuff and I have experience with most of the tricks to manipulate video and images on the server side.

fuzebox · 09-04-2006, 11:19 AM

PHP isn't programming it's scripting!!!

Just kidding, here's a bump for you

Mutt · 09-04-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickBuster

I'm kinda hard to work on long term projects, but I know my shit quite well

what do u mean? you mean u want long term projects or you don't?

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 11:34 AM

Hehe, true what you said about PHP there, but you can be better at it and make more of it if you have the experience. To be honest, making web is so much funnier than general programming, that I don't care how you call it

About long term projects - I warmly invite you to tell me about it. All I wanted is to be honest

People that have worked with me know what I mean. Some have even called me excentric! Thumbs up for that for the guys from YanksCash - Todd and his crew - Steve aka Gateway and Billie.

Mutt · 09-04-2006, 11:37 AM

um - i can see what they mean about 'eccentric' already. you didn't answer the question - when you say 'I'm kinda hard to work on long term projects' - what does that mean? it can be taken either way.

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 11:57 AM

2 reasons I'm hard to work with on long term projects - I became an asshole when people threat me like they own me. I usually delay long term projects and can blame only myself for that. However I always give a 110% and guarantee that my stuff is better than the average PHP coder. Why? Because I don't care much about anything else, but giving the best I can

Klen · 09-04-2006, 11:58 AM

Bump for fellow officer.

fuzebox · 09-04-2006, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickBuster

2 reasons I'm hard to work with on long term projects

You forgot the word "with" in your original post making the sentence difficult to understand

borked · 09-04-2006, 12:11 PM

I have a PhD and do this stuff for a living, yet still haven't had a single job from this lot.
Good luck

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 12:12 PM

I'm sorry if it's hard for you to understand me. I usally type quickly and see the errors after that, when it's too late to edit

Still, my engish is not perfect as you can imagine. Thanks for the tips tho

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

I have a PhD and do this stuff for a living, yet still haven't had a single job from this lot.
Good luck

Thanks! Good luck to you too... whatever is that you're up to

selective Anthony · 09-04-2006, 12:15 PM

Nice, will be getting in touch.

Sebastian Sands · 09-04-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickBuster

2 reasons I'm hard to work with on long term projects - I became an asshole when people threat me like they own me. I usually delay long term projects and can blame only myself for that. However I always give a 110% and guarantee that my stuff is better than the average PHP coder. Why? Because I don't care much about anything else, but giving the best I can

I thought all programmers have that trade... jk.. here is a bump for you

ucv.karl · 09-04-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickBuster

2 reasons I'm hard to work with on long term projects - I became an asshole when people threat me like they own me. I usually delay long term projects and can blame only myself for that. However I always give a 110% and guarantee that my stuff is better than the average PHP coder. Why? Because I don't care much about anything else, but giving the best I can

The "average PHP coder" is usually a below average programmer.

But nevertheless, good luck. If you're solid programmer, I don't think you'll have any trouble getting some work.

minusonebit · 09-04-2006, 12:29 PM

PHP is so 20th century. Ruby is where its at. I'm converting everything over now...

ucv.karl · 09-04-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

PHP is so 20th century. Ruby is where its at. I'm converting everything over now...

Finally. Someone speaks the truth!!!

Ruby on Rails is the most amazing shit I've seen.

PHP will never be able to touch it.

dig420 · 09-04-2006, 12:41 PM

if you really know your shit and you're willing to work under my staff programmer hit me up. I have a lot of projects going and we could use an extra pair of hands (or two). Do NOT contact me if you have a problem getting things done ie 8 hr job takes two weeks. I need someone who can get the job, finish the job and move on to the next one as a matter of course. No drama, no bullshit.

icq is in my sig.

Barefootsies · 09-04-2006, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

PHP is so 20th century. Ruby is where its at. I'm converting everything over now...

Yep. I've heard the same, and been researching it. I have more projects I am looking at once I plan things out a bit more, and find some new programmers.

But Ruby is impressive thus far.

ClickBuster · 09-04-2006, 01:16 PM

Ruby surely kicks ass! I advice everybody looking into it! However, if you need a dude for PHP, you can always count on ME

ClickBuster · 09-05-2006, 07:01 AM

bump bump bump

SilverTab · 09-05-2006, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

PHP is so 20th century. Ruby is where its at. I'm converting everything over now...

RoR kicks ass, but I still get "Sorry we don't support RoR yet" most of the times I asked a big host if they could install it...

Still, I have a lot of fun with it locally! It's nice enough that I code shit with it that will probably never be used, just to have fun with it, and get the hang of it...

But for people stuck with php, there are still REALLY decent php MVC frameworks that features scaffolding, admin generators etc..... Symfony or cake just to mention a few...

Jakke PNG · 09-08-2006, 06:42 AM

I hired this guy for something that a few coders have thought to be too hard or time consuming to do. To add some features to a code done by another coder. Clickbuster acted as if it was no big deal at all, and I wasn't quite sure I'd trust the guy. Anyhow, I told him what I wanted to be done. I was sure that after I prepaid him he'd disappear never to be heard again.

Boy, was I wrong. 3 days later the code I asked for was done as well as a few more extra things I thought up as we went along, and he suggested and implemented some improvements to the code too, free of charge.
I was truly in awe, usually coders skip town, change nicks and whatnot...but this guy just did what I hired him to do, was available on ICQ almost all day long and happily answered my questions as well as kept me up to date on what he was doing. Coders, you should all work like he does.

If any of you GFY freaks are looking for a coder, do contact this guy. He's top notch. I wouldn't even recommend him if I had any more stuff to be done, I'd keep him all to myself.. But alas, I have no further coding needs.. so he's all yours, take advantage of the situation before someone snags him up for a fulltime job.

Jakke PNG · 09-08-2006, 11:06 AM

*bump*

Sorry, I just HAD to bump this for the north-american crew. I hope clickbuster doesn't mind. He didn't ask me to bump this thread, I just truly & honestly think he's kick-ass. I don't even know how booked he is, but if you're looking for a php guru, try him.

SNP · 12-03-2007, 06:10 PM

I don't know about all the people who seem to think this guy is awesome, but CLICKBUSTER is a nightmare. Yes, he might be a very skilled programmer, but he is the most unreliable person I have ever had do something for me. He started 2 projects for me, 2 separate times, he has still yet to finish either. He leaves or signs off for weeks at a time, comes back with excuses on top of more excuses. If you are looking for a project to be done within the specified time you want or you are looking for a reliable programmer, look elsewhere.

I don't know how these people in this thread can say he is good. He's a scammer, stay away from him. I stole $1500 from me and I have yet to have a working website.

I gave you another chance dude, and you blew it.

NETbilling · 12-03-2007, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

*bump*

Sorry, I just HAD to bump this for the north-american crew. I hope clickbuster doesn't mind. He didn't ask me to bump this thread, I just truly & honestly think he's kick-ass. I don't even know how booked he is, but if you're looking for a php guru, try him.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on 20k posts.

Mitch

madfuck · 12-03-2007, 11:41 PM

na, thxs for the info tho...good lookin out

pornask · 12-03-2007, 11:48 PM

email in sig. I could use an extra programmer. But let's not mess around if you're booked solid.

Satan · 12-04-2007, 07:43 AM

Click hit me up i got a bunch of jobs for u

09-04-2006, 10:30 AM	#1
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	Anybody looking for a skillful PHP Programmer? OK guys, That's the short version - I've been coding PHP and MySQL for 4 years now, web including HTML, CSS and JS for about 7. My background includes working for the guys at Mansion Productions on their MPA3 and my last project was Jays Trades - all from A to Z, including layout (jaystrades dot com - sorry, I can't post URLs). I'm kinda hard to work on long term projects, but I know my shit quite well and if you're looking for a hardcore programmer to help you boost your biz, maybe I'm your man. I have been working on partialy own PHP framework over the last year and a half, so building another CMS or anything similar won't be a biggie. Need anything else? At least let me know about it. Thanks for spending time reading this and I hope to hear from you. My name is Andrew aka ClickBuster and you can reach me at andrew [at] pomosht [dot] com. My ICQ is 263653704. __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-04-2006, 10:38 AM	#2
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	Just FYI, I've built stat systems, affiliate systems (yeah, more than one), I'm experienced with processor cascading and the integration of most popular CC processors including CCBill, Netbilling, Paycom, etc. I know what RSS and XML is I've worked on some SOAP stuff and I have experience with most of the tricks to manipulate video and images on the server side. __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-04-2006, 11:34 AM	#5
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	Hehe, true what you said about PHP there, but you can be better at it and make more of it if you have the experience. To be honest, making web is so much funnier than general programming, that I don't care how you call it About long term projects - I warmly invite you to tell me about it. All I wanted is to be honest People that have worked with me know what I mean. Some have even called me excentric! Thumbs up for that for the guys from YanksCash - Todd and his crew - Steve aka Gateway and Billie. __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-04-2006, 11:37 AM	#6
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	um - i can see what they mean about 'eccentric' already. you didn't answer the question - when you say 'I'm kinda hard to work on long term projects' - what does that mean? it can be taken either way. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

09-04-2006, 11:57 AM	#7
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	2 reasons I'm hard to work with on long term projects - I became an asshole when people threat me like they own me. I usually delay long term projects and can blame only myself for that. However I always give a 110% and guarantee that my stuff is better than the average PHP coder. Why? Because I don't care much about anything else, but giving the best I can __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-04-2006, 11:19 AM	#3
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,112	PHP isn't programming it's scripting!!! Just kidding, here's a bump for you

09-04-2006, 11:58 AM	#8
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Bump for fellow officer.

09-04-2006, 12:11 PM	#10
borked Totally Borked Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,284	I have a PhD and do this stuff for a living, yet still haven't had a single job from this lot. Good luck __________________ For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com (consider figuring out the email as test #1) All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

09-04-2006, 12:12 PM	#11
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	I'm sorry if it's hard for you to understand me. I usally type quickly and see the errors after that, when it's too late to edit Still, my engish is not perfect as you can imagine. Thanks for the tips tho __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-04-2006, 12:15 PM	#13
selective Anthony Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 250	Nice, will be getting in touch. __________________ I shoot exclusive content ICQ: 203857157

09-04-2006, 12:29 PM	#16
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	PHP is so 20th century. Ruby is where its at. I'm converting everything over now...

09-04-2006, 12:41 PM	#18
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	if you really know your shit and you're willing to work under my staff programmer hit me up. I have a lot of projects going and we could use an extra pair of hands (or two). Do NOT contact me if you have a problem getting things done ie 8 hr job takes two weeks. I need someone who can get the job, finish the job and move on to the next one as a matter of course. No drama, no bullshit. icq is in my sig.

09-04-2006, 01:16 PM	#20
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	Ruby surely kicks ass! I advice everybody looking into it! However, if you need a dude for PHP, you can always count on ME __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-05-2006, 07:01 AM	#21
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	bump bump bump __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

09-08-2006, 06:42 AM	#23
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I hired this guy for something that a few coders have thought to be too hard or time consuming to do. To add some features to a code done by another coder. Clickbuster acted as if it was no big deal at all, and I wasn't quite sure I'd trust the guy. Anyhow, I told him what I wanted to be done. I was sure that after I prepaid him he'd disappear never to be heard again. Boy, was I wrong. 3 days later the code I asked for was done as well as a few more extra things I thought up as we went along, and he suggested and implemented some improvements to the code too, free of charge. I was truly in awe, usually coders skip town, change nicks and whatnot...but this guy just did what I hired him to do, was available on ICQ almost all day long and happily answered my questions as well as kept me up to date on what he was doing. Coders, you should all work like he does. If any of you GFY freaks are looking for a coder, do contact this guy. He's top notch. I wouldn't even recommend him if I had any more stuff to be done, I'd keep him all to myself.. But alas, I have no further coding needs.. so he's all yours, take advantage of the situation before someone snags him up for a fulltime job. __________________ ..and I'm off.

09-08-2006, 11:06 AM	#24
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	bump Sorry, I just HAD to bump this for the north-american crew. I hope clickbuster doesn't mind. He didn't ask me to bump this thread, I just truly & honestly think he's kick-ass. I don't even know how booked he is, but if you're looking for a php guru, try him. __________________ ..and I'm off.

12-03-2007, 06:10 PM	#25
SNP Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 70	I don't know about all the people who seem to think this guy is awesome, but CLICKBUSTER is a nightmare. Yes, he might be a very skilled programmer, but he is the most unreliable person I have ever had do something for me. He started 2 projects for me, 2 separate times, he has still yet to finish either. He leaves or signs off for weeks at a time, comes back with excuses on top of more excuses. If you are looking for a project to be done within the specified time you want or you are looking for a reliable programmer, look elsewhere. I don't know how these people in this thread can say he is good. He's a scammer, stay away from him. I stole $1500 from me and I have yet to have a working website. I gave you another chance dude, and you blew it.

12-03-2007, 11:41 PM	#27
madfuck Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,032	na, thxs for the info tho...good lookin out

12-03-2007, 11:48 PM	#28
pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	email in sig. I could use an extra programmer. But let's not mess around if you're booked solid.

12-04-2007, 07:43 AM	#29
Satan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,626	Click hit me up i got a bunch of jobs for u __________________ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?