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J. Falcon · 09-12-2006, 10:27 AM

A deaf guy reads an article in the paper about a doctor who can teach deaf people how to talk. So he visitis the doctor and says "Doc, can you teach me how to talk?" The doctor says "Sure, just go over to that desk, drop your drawers and lean over"

So the deaf guys follows the doctor orders. The doctor comes over with a huge pole and rams it up his ass. The deaf guy screams out: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The doctor says, "Perfect, come by tomorrow we'll get you started on the B's"

An English guy, a French guy and an Italian talking about what they do after sex to drive a women crazy.

English guy says, "Well, I like to comb her pubic hairs, it drives her insane!!

French guy, "After sex, I like to slurp champagne out of her bellybuttom. She loves it"

Italian: "I just wipe my dick on the drapes, it drives her fucking crazy!!

- Dad, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob?

- I dunno, you any good?

Skillz Unlimited · 09-12-2006, 11:05 AM

All of those were dumb.

reynold · 09-12-2006, 07:12 PM

The first one joke aint so funny at all.

Thank you

MarkDefacto · 09-12-2006, 08:38 PM

Sin, cos, and tan were sitting around the campfire chatting it up when pi saw e sitting all by himself. Pi goes up to e and ask him why he doesn't join the other functions and make some new friends. e replies, "I would but I can't integrate."

Yeah. I know. lame.

woj · 09-12-2006, 09:05 PM

not that funny :-/

CyberHustler · 09-12-2006, 09:06 PM

how do u stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
put velcro on your ceiling!

Vitasoy · 09-12-2006, 09:21 PM

Not so funny, and the last one is sick

the alchemist · 09-12-2006, 09:23 PM

I feel misled.

rodney25 · 09-12-2006, 10:32 PM

Ok, here's a good one...

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Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Slick · 09-12-2006, 10:53 PM

What do you need to make pickle bread ??
Dill Dough

09-12-2006, 10:27 AM	#1
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,615	Quick Jokes A deaf guy reads an article in the paper about a doctor who can teach deaf people how to talk. So he visitis the doctor and says "Doc, can you teach me how to talk?" The doctor says "Sure, just go over to that desk, drop your drawers and lean over" So the deaf guys follows the doctor orders. The doctor comes over with a huge pole and rams it up his ass. The deaf guy screams out: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The doctor says, "Perfect, come by tomorrow we'll get you started on the B's" An English guy, a French guy and an Italian talking about what they do after sex to drive a women crazy. English guy says, "Well, I like to comb her pubic hairs, it drives her insane!! French guy, "After sex, I like to slurp champagne out of her bellybuttom. She loves it" Italian: "I just wipe my dick on the drapes, it drives her fucking crazy!! - Dad, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob? - I dunno, you any good? __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

09-12-2006, 09:05 PM	#5
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	not that funny :-/ __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

09-12-2006, 09:21 PM	#7
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Not so funny, and the last one is sick __________________ [email protected]

09-12-2006, 09:23 PM	#8
the alchemist Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 3,271	I feel misled. __________________ 264 349 400

09-12-2006, 10:32 PM	#9
rodney25 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 7,090	Ok, here's a good one... ----------------- Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' __________________ AFFORDABLE Hosting -- Extreme Dependability -- FULL Service ICQ ME for DAMN GOOD HOSTING DEALS: 5380773

09-12-2006, 11:05 AM	#2
Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	All of those were dumb.

09-12-2006, 07:12 PM	#3
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	The first one joke aint so funny at all. Thank you

09-12-2006, 08:38 PM	#4
MarkDefacto Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 61	Sin, cos, and tan were sitting around the campfire chatting it up when pi saw e sitting all by himself. Pi goes up to e and ask him why he doesn't join the other functions and make some new friends. e replies, "I would but I can't integrate." Yeah. I know. lame.

09-12-2006, 09:06 PM	#6
CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,062	how do u stop black kids from jumping on your bed? put velcro on your ceiling!

09-12-2006, 10:53 PM	#10
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	What do you need to make pickle bread ?? Dill Dough