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DamageX · 09-15-2006, 03:41 AM

A young couple, married since a couple of weeks. After 2 weeks of marriage the husband tells his wife :
- Honey, i'll go to town to drink a beer. I will not be late. Ok baby?
- You want a beer honey?
*His wife goes to the refrigerator and gets him 25 beers from 15 different countries. Germany, Holland, Japan, India etc.*
- Yes baby but at the bar they got frozen glasses...
- You want a frozen glass honey?
*His wife goes to the fridge and gets him a glass so cold that his hand froze when he touched it*
-Yes honey but... at the bar they have snacks...
-You want snacks baby?
*His wife opens the oven and takes out 15 plates of snacks. chicken wings, pork meat etc.*
*Her husband started to look a bit pale and then he said*
Yes baby but at the bar i'll hear some dirty words that i havent heard for quite a while.
-You want dirty words honey?
Drink your fucking beer and eat your fucking snacks cause your not going anywhere.
Got it asshole?

rokko666 · 09-15-2006, 03:47 AM

Thats a good one

Monstaman · 09-15-2006, 03:49 AM

philipvs · 09-15-2006, 03:51 AM

cool

)))

sixsax · 09-15-2006, 04:00 AM

Ouch! Reminds me why I shouldn't get married...

Furious_Female · 09-15-2006, 04:23 AM

good one

DamageX · 09-15-2006, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixsax

Ouch! Reminds me why I shouldn't get married...

Marriage, just like everything else, is only what you make it.

bizarrejan · 09-15-2006, 04:56 AM

Just proves that a woman can give a man everything he wants, why do they have trouble beleiving that??????? lol

thricer · 09-15-2006, 05:04 AM

topshelfdesign · 09-15-2006, 05:40 AM

lol

good one!

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BluewireAngie · 09-15-2006, 07:56 AM

hehe

E$_manager · 09-15-2006, 08:20 AM

Cool! Good joke, thank you.

kuthi123 · 09-15-2006, 08:29 AM

cool one i save it for my blog

J. Falcon · 09-15-2006, 08:45 AM

Thats pretty funny.

axelcat · 09-15-2006, 09:07 AM

wdsguy · 09-15-2006, 09:10 AM

owneddddddd

martinsc · 09-15-2006, 09:23 AM

nAtuRaLbEautY · 09-15-2006, 08:05 PM

husband really cannot escape or even fool his wife

sniperwolf · 09-15-2006, 10:32 PM

hahaha... nice shit man.. thanks for sharing..really cracks me up

tony286 · 09-15-2006, 10:34 PM

thats too funny

Dirty Dane · 09-15-2006, 10:36 PM

msan · 09-16-2006, 06:29 AM

Hahah..hilarious!

Klen · 09-16-2006, 06:31 AM

Funny joke.

LittleSassy · 09-16-2006, 08:18 AM

SgtStrider · 09-16-2006, 08:20 AM

dude are you sure this is a joke? sounds like my house. LOL

Th!nk · 09-16-2006, 08:39 AM

LOL! that really puts a smile on my face

the alchemist · 09-16-2006, 08:42 AM

Almost spit my coffee...

Sosa · 09-16-2006, 08:46 AM

haha, if my wife talked like that I would be shocked!

09-15-2006, 03:41 AM	#1
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Newlyweds (joke) A young couple, married since a couple of weeks. After 2 weeks of marriage the husband tells his wife : - Honey, i'll go to town to drink a beer. I will not be late. Ok baby? - You want a beer honey? His wife goes to the refrigerator and gets him 25 beers from 15 different countries. Germany, Holland, Japan, India etc. - Yes baby but at the bar they got frozen glasses... - You want a frozen glass honey? His wife goes to the fridge and gets him a glass so cold that his hand froze when he touched it -Yes honey but... at the bar they have snacks... -You want snacks baby? His wife opens the oven and takes out 15 plates of snacks. chicken wings, pork meat etc. Her husband started to look a bit pale and then he said Yes baby but at the bar i'll hear some dirty words that i havent heard for quite a while. -You want dirty words honey? Drink your fucking beer and eat your fucking snacks cause your not going anywhere. Got it asshole? __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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