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Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 06:57 AM

Goddamnit....

So i'm taking a nice shower and saw i was in desperate need of a nut shave...so i go and get me one of the fresh gilette mach 3 turbo razors.
Slowly shave up and down and still i manage to cut my nuts not just once but at multiple places around my scrotum.

Should i go and dip my nuts in a put of aftershave to stop the bleeding???

I need desperate help lads.....

topshelfdesign · 10-11-2006, 06:59 AM

darn dosent sound good!

polish_aristocrat · 10-11-2006, 07:03 AM

happened to me to once ;)

tranza · 10-11-2006, 07:04 AM

I really don't understand why some people shave their nuts....

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

happened to me to once ;)

and....

wtf did you do to stop the bleeding

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I really don't understand why some people shave their nuts....

My gf doesn't like the hair between her teeth...that's why

VicD · 10-11-2006, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens

Goddamnit....

So i'm taking a nice shower and saw i was in desperate need of a nut shave...so i go and get me one of the fresh gilette mach 3 turbo razors.
Slowly shave up and down and still i manage to cut my nuts not just once but at multiple places around my scrotum.

Should i go and dip my nuts in a put of aftershave to stop the bleeding???

I need desperate help lads.....

L-Pink · 10-11-2006, 07:11 AM

Next time have your boyfriend help .....

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Next time have your boyfriend help .....

me not gay

...my GF likes a clean rod

NinjaSteve · 10-11-2006, 08:56 AM

ohh that sucks

ae-sc · 10-11-2006, 09:10 AM

bald cock'n'balls

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ae-sc · 10-11-2006, 09:12 AM

bald cock'n'balls

yeah, girls like that too

CaptainHowdy · 10-11-2006, 09:27 AM

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh!!

HaleyWilde · 10-11-2006, 09:41 AM

try waxing next time :D

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by HaleyWilde

try waxing next time :D

I'll do alot for chick but waxing my scrotum aint one of them
Are you mad

MandyBlake · 10-11-2006, 09:49 AM

try waxing them next time

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

try waxing them next time

Great idea Mandy

Do ladies wax their twats as well or do they shave with a razor?

TG Rebecca · 10-11-2006, 10:13 AM

i have always wondered how a guy shaves his balls and DOESN'T cut them. you are braver than i because if i had balls i wouldn't go near them with a razor if you paid me. ;)

good luck with the bleeding.. i'm assuming that it stopped, but if not, have you tried a sceptic (sp?) pencil? the same kind that you would use on your face or neck if you cut those while shaving.. i would imagine that you could use it down there if need be.

you can get one at any drugstore, near the razors/shaving cream/etc.

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG Rebecca

i have always wondered how a guy shaves his balls and DOESN'T cut them. you are braver than i because if i had balls i wouldn't go near them with a razor if you paid me. ;)

good luck with the bleeding.. i'm assuming that it stopped, but if not, have you tried a sceptic (sp?) pencil? the same kind that you would use on your face or neck if you cut those while shaving.. i would imagine that you could use it down there if need be.

you can get one at any drugstore, near the razors/shaving cream/etc.

Well thanx...yeah it stopped bleeding. pffff.....i took a good tug of my strongest scotch and whacked some polo aftershave all over my nutz.

Nylz · 10-11-2006, 10:19 AM

Next time, use this

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 10:23 AM

hahahaha nylz, you ole dawg

Cheers

squishypimp · 10-11-2006, 10:24 AM

hope your balls heal up, would hate for them to get infected

gooddomains · 10-11-2006, 10:27 AM

just cut them off, then the problem will be gone forever

rodney25 · 10-11-2006, 08:40 PM

Keep those dripping blood and auction them on ebay!

marketsmart · 10-11-2006, 09:21 PM

damn that sucks bad

MaddCaz · 10-11-2006, 09:23 PM

are we REALLY reading this shit during jerkoff hours?

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rodney25

Keep those dripping blood and auction them on ebay!

And now you come with this advise when it's stopped bleeding

reynold · 10-11-2006, 11:57 PM

Hardworking webmasters pluck those hair one by one.

madawgz · 10-12-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Hardworking webmasters pluck those hair one by one.

ouch.......that would hurt

dissipate · 10-12-2006, 02:05 AM

I probly wouldnt reccomend putting aftershave on your nuts... would burn a bit. Some aloe maybe?

TG Rebecca · 10-12-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Hardworking webmasters pluck those hair one by one.

believe it or not, i know a girl who plucks her pubic hair..

and no, she is not hot.

Fat Panda · 10-12-2006, 10:15 AM

oooo sounds fun

Mr. Romance · 10-12-2006, 10:24 AM

use an electric trimmer and reduce the hair

Mr. Romance

nico-t · 10-12-2006, 12:36 PM

hahaha shit that sucks

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