Have you ever given yourself a facial? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 11-11-2006, 08:54 PM

Ok this been haunting me for a while I and discussed it with Girlie this week.

One evening bored, buzzed and going to bed I decide to turn on the tv and switch to playboy channel.

Movie playing with Jenna Jameson, so that means I am in

So get going on the "busting a nut" thingy and after a while when getting ready to blow. I pop the load and to my surprise, a smudge of Jizzime lands right on my cheak

As this even happen to any other GFY'er???

Spunky · 11-11-2006, 08:58 PM

I'd rather not go into such graphic details

Flow · 11-11-2006, 08:59 PM

Yes, well not to myself I guess.

Before my wife was my wife, we lived in different cities and didn't see each other that much. So on one of our weekend get aways, she was giving me a hummer and as I was about to cum, she started jerking me off and then whooosh - I think every drop hit my face I came so hard.

She laughed her ass off until I used her shirt to clean my face - hee hee.

MaddCaz · 11-11-2006, 08:59 PM

hmmm....

MaddCaz · 11-11-2006, 09:00 PM

a facial what kinda facial???

MaddCaz · 11-11-2006, 09:04 PM

leaver her alloonnneee

BoyAlley · 11-11-2006, 09:06 PM

Oh the stories I could tell....................

Jman · 11-11-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

a facial what kinda facial???

Do you read when you open the thread???

Jman · 11-11-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Oh the stories I could tell....................

I triple fucking dare you

shahab6 · 11-11-2006, 09:13 PM

nope never happend to me.

BoyAlley · 11-11-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

I triple fucking dare you

Wow, it's been a looooong time since I been triple fucked!

BoyAlley · 11-11-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shahab6

nope never happend to me.

Awe. Are you a dribbler instead of a shooter?

Scroto · 11-11-2006, 09:21 PM

has happened a couple of times while i was younger lol

Spunky · 11-11-2006, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Do you read when you open the thread???

Bots can't read man...

I think it's time for TD to do some clean up

Slick · 11-11-2006, 09:28 PM

I've been with my woman for 16 years now and I can never give her a facial because she always swallows ;)

WiredGuy · 11-11-2006, 09:37 PM

That was way too much detail than I needed! I hope Girlie helped out with the excess goods

WG

Ace_luffy · 11-11-2006, 09:53 PM

hmmmm .. . . .

ridikuloz · 11-11-2006, 09:55 PM

never, my penis isn't that big

Jman · 11-11-2006, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

That was way too much detail than I needed! I hope Girlie helped out with the excess goods

WG

Dude, I had the best 4 days in a long time, Girlie was like a breath of fresh air on a heavy duty Monday morning.

Very Happy

GetBigCash · 11-11-2006, 10:15 PM

No, I always wear a welding mask.

Love Brokers · 11-11-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetBigCash

No, I always wear a welding mask.

Best reply so far! LMFAO!

CuriousToyBoy · 11-11-2006, 11:53 PM

Many, MANY times.

Hit a mate right in the eye while "pigging on the spit" once as well.

;-)

martinsc · 11-11-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Oh the stories I could tell....................

please don't....

Jman · 11-12-2006, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Many, MANY times.

Hit a mate right in the eye while "pigging on the spit" once as well.

;-)

ROFLMMFPAORN!!!!

You killing me mate

jscott · 11-12-2006, 12:59 AM

hate to say, but it's happend to me before also

i was fucking a girl, somebody walked in on us, we stopped fucking and acted like nothing was happening............the girl left, then the person left, and i was left alone still blood flowing rapidly so i got on my computer and beat off and had so much force it smacked me in the face LOL

true story!

AsianRain · 11-12-2006, 02:38 AM

No, but I have spurted up to my nipples. Personally I don't jizz that hard when I'm jerking off compared to when I splooge a girl. Why is that? AR+

Jakke PNG · 11-12-2006, 02:59 AM

My wife has given me facials. When she jacks me off, or gives me head she sometimes just aims the deadly weapon at me when I'm just about to cum...and she thinks it's fucking hilarious.

I pack a powerful punch, usually my cum just flies over my head to the backboard of the bed...but sometimes I lack the power I usually do, I've even creamed my own eye.

reynold · 11-12-2006, 07:54 AM

I make sure I always aim at the opposite direction.

Mr. Romance · 11-12-2006, 07:56 AM

I do a clay mask once per week. Does that count?

Mr. Romance

Jman · 11-12-2006, 10:11 AM

Bump for a Sunday Facial ;-)

rodney25 · 11-12-2006, 10:33 AM

Nope. They always go straight to my personal trashcan.

johnnyloadproductions · 11-26-2008, 01:39 PM

For the most part I think it belongs on a girl.

Jman · 11-26-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

For the most part I think it belongs on a girl.

8 post bumping a 2 year old thread... Hey guys I have another stalker.

Deej · 11-26-2008, 02:23 PM

This thread is gay...

Just saying...

GAMMA303 · 11-26-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Many, MANY times.

Hit a mate right in the eye while "pigging on the spit" once as well.

;-)

hahahaha!

InternetIsForPorn · 11-26-2008, 02:28 PM

Blowjob > try to swallow > puke >>> my face

*shrugs from the memory*

Jman · 11-26-2008, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

This thread is gay...

Just saying...

You're load is not strong enough for you to understand young grass hopper.

Violetta · 11-26-2008, 03:14 PM

not very often!

VeriSexy · 11-26-2008, 06:30 PM

Thankfully no

HomerSimpson · 11-26-2008, 06:46 PM

warning: fag thread!

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,665	Have you ever given yourself a facial? Ok this been haunting me for a while I and discussed it with Girlie this week. One evening bored, buzzed and going to bed I decide to turn on the tv and switch to playboy channel. Movie playing with Jenna Jameson, so that means I am in So get going on the "busting a nut" thingy and after a while when getting ready to blow. I pop the load and to my surprise, a smudge of Jizzime lands right on my cheak As this even happen to any other GFY'er??? __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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