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Old 11-16-2006, 12:30 PM   #1
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Daily joke

Sex Vs. School
10.... Everbody likes sex and nobody likes
school,except for virgins and only because they
haven't had sex yet.

9.... Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs
etc... School just sucks.

8.... After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a
whole hell of a lot stronger.

7.... You only get disciplined during sex if you
want to.

6.... Drinking drives people to sex, where as
school drives people to drink.

5....Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of
stress.

4.... Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you
get with sex.

3.... After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.

2.... Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of
dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is........

1.... At least you have a choice whether or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw
you regardless.
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:36 PM   #2
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lol... nice
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:53 PM   #3
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Those jokes have some sense in them. A good laugh.
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Old 11-16-2006, 01:05 PM   #4
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hahahha very nice
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Old 11-16-2006, 01:08 PM   #5
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:01 PM   #6
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heh... not bad.
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:28 PM   #7
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:31 PM   #8
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cool comparison.
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:54 PM   #9
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Old 11-17-2006, 12:03 AM   #10
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pretty good
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Old 11-17-2006, 12:05 AM   #11
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Old 11-17-2006, 02:48 AM   #12
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Those are great lol.
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