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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#1 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,344
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did this even happen to you when you took a wiz?
you went to the bathroom to take a wiz and very little to nothing came out.
so you pulled up your pants and turned to leave and suddenly it came out and soiled your underwear ? |
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#3 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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Yes, that already happened to me several times.
Don't ask about the smell? |
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#4 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,204
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Uhm no.
I bet you wet your bed as well? |
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#5 |
Doin fine
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 24,983
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Stop abusing your prostate...
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#6 |
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only when there is a pussy inside it
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#7 |
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,341
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Depends
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#8 |
The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The America's
Posts: 7,821
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no..that sucks
Mr. Romance
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#9 |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Kopenhagen Denmark
Posts: 1,853
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No never
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#10 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 2,262
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The best is when you're freezing cold and your dick shrinks, then you go to do a 'stand up' but forget that your foreskin now covers the end of your shriveled old man. Consequently when you pee, your foreskin causes the piss to go all over the place. Then you have to get some toilet paper and wipe it off the rim/ floor/ your trousers/ your feet so that no-one except everyone who reads this thread will ever know that you had a little accident.
If the above happens to you and your piss goes on the little mat which most people have around the bog, you must soak it up with bog roll then if anyone complains that the mat stinks of piss, simply blame it on someone else. If you have young relatives who sometimes come to visit, I would recommend blaming it on them as they are not old enough to defend themselves against such a charge. |
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