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Old 12-11-2006, 11:12 PM   #1
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I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.

I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit?
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:13 PM   #2
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Buy me bottle service and I'll give you a couple of drinks
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:13 PM   #3
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fuck em, deadbeats are dead weight
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:15 PM   #4
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:17 PM   #5
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:17 PM   #6
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What's bottle service?
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:17 PM   #7
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Yeah sometimes you find out who your real friends are...
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:18 PM   #8
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What's bottle service?
Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:20 PM   #9
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Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.
Ah, ok. I've done that.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:20 PM   #10
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Do you want to get rid of those friends, jasonir? Just run out of money and they will disappear. I speak on that from experience...
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:22 PM   #11
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yeah people are funny...pay for all the expensive shit and they still wont even bother to chip in for small shit..lol
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:23 PM   #12
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I know exactly what you're talking about... Cheap fucks & freeloaders... gosh they suck!
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:23 PM   #13
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Do you want to get rid of those friends, jasonir? Just run out of money and they will disappear. I speak on that from experience...
That sounds like good advice, I'll try it out. Thanks.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:24 PM   #14
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Sounds like your own little entourage. Who needs that shit. Cut those bitches loose...
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:24 PM   #15
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shit where can i find a friend that will buy me a laptop
i think you stop looking at finding new friends and look more towards yourself stop being the sucker
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:25 PM   #16
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I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.

I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit?
They obviously aren't friends.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:27 PM   #17
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I'll be your friend if you buy me a laptop. lol
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:28 PM   #18
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Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.
Last time I did that I ended up with some guys 19 year old wife. And it only cost me a 400$ bar tab.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:30 PM   #19
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Why would you buy your friends a laptop anyway?
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:32 PM   #20
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Why would you buy your friends a laptop anyway?
Cause he needed it, I guess. Giving does make me happy. But not when it's all unidirectional.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:41 PM   #21
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I got quite a few lechers friends myself.. sigh
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:56 PM   #23
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I got quite a few lechers friends myself.. sigh
Sigh indeed... really makes you think.
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Old 12-12-2006, 12:02 AM   #24
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That sounds like good advice, I'll try it out. Thanks.
that is great advice, pretend to have no money! see if they stick around
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Old 12-12-2006, 12:05 AM   #25
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now when your friend/s come over...and you dont have any money to lets say go out and buy beer, order pizza or something

i wonder what you guys will do....

maybe say you have 1/2 the money to chip in for pizza if thats what you guys decide to do...and see if they will put in the other half...

or when your at a bar, ask a friend to buy you a beer since your really short on cash or something, i know that looks really bad, or just think of something else along those lines

it doesnt have to be something big....

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Old 12-12-2006, 01:31 AM   #26
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Even easier.. Leave your wallet at home and say you forgot it.



Carry a credit card just in case, though.
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