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#51 |
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50 spider-bitten puss pockets
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#52 |
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what's wierd is, today, (so far anyway) it looks worse, but feels better. It still certainly hurts, but not as much as yesterday. We'll see after I start walking around a little, but its kinda wierd. I wonder if it is supposed to hurt less.
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#53 |
mmm yeah!
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#54 |
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yea hobo spiders are infamous here in Oregon. Now is when they want in your house real bad. Rain and sleet.
Reading this makes me not let my legs get too far under my desk... Wilsonville, I have no idea where that is, is it eastern? central?
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What would you do if a Spider that size was in your house? I'm thinking of moving to the USA. If I saw a spider I'd hit it with something to kill it. Is that what everyone else does?
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i killed a few of those in my house in tampa. definitely mean. they are fast fuckers too. i tried to hit it with a shoe and it took the shoe and smacked me back with it. i had to spray sneaker cleaner on him to kill him.
bastards. thats one of the reasons i moved back from florida. to many goddamn bugs. |
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#57 |
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Probably because the nerves are dying. Don't screw around, get that taken care of.
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I wonder if the hobo spider bit the naughty err... bits.
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I'm not going to repost the pictures that volante posted cause they are just so wrong on many levels, but that just damn creepy! I would die if I saw that on my wall.
I hope you get better soon heywood! Take care of yourself
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#62 |
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Its a very small town just south of portland. I'm about 15 mins from downtown. Where are you at? Here is today's image, not too bad. ![]() And Dagwolf, you're probably right about the nerves. I never thought of that. The muscles and joints still hurt, but the wound itself hurts less. I'm following the doctors orders, and taking a bunch of meds and keeping it really clean (which is fucking painful, but I gotta do it). And asspirate, no I didnt get bit in the junk. Thank fucking god. Its about 6 inches from my shit though, and that is just scary. Hard to imagine what the action plan would be if the spider decided to crawl up further before I smashed it. I'd probably be a fucking eunich by now. |
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ouch
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The day I found and caught my black widow, a hobo spider ran right by my leg and up inside my computer...the hobo escaped..the black widow is still in her cage.
I like spiders, I just don't want to be bit by them. Keep that wound clean |
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#65 |
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that looks nasty must suck. I was stung by a scorpion once
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Creepy to me, here in Holland we only have friendly spiders
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ewwww..... spiders....
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Damn, that looks almost exactly like the bite i just got!!!
I had it for about a week now and my thigh is still all messed up. Doc gave me some antibiotics but the thing friggin still hurts like a bitch. Good luck with yours man! |
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My doctor said to take hot baths, as somehow that helps with drawing the antibiotics to the wound. Doesnt hurt to try. |
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#71 |
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![]() Does anyone know where this big fucker comes from? |
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YARGH! Me too. It be lookin' like a recluse bite (never heard of a hobo) Hope it gets better soon, and *isn't* a recluse as those can be very very bad even with quick treatment. Now.. back to me map makin' Ahoy ya fruity fruits!
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#74 |
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1. i wish you the best of luck with your recovery! keep us posted please!
2. all of these spider pictures are seriously fucking with me head. *shudders* 3. that photoshopped picture is awesome! ![]()
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Rainy as fuck right now. Hobos are soimething fierce here, Lemme find me a couple pictures I took... .................... Im actually not positive that this one here is a Hobo, its either that, a wolf spider or a recluse. Reguardless, not good to be bitten by ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I beleive that's an australian bird spider.
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#77 |
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Deej, I dont know about the top ones, but that last one is definitely a hobo. Don't want to get bitten by that either
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Sorry; it looks more like the south american goliath bird spider.
I'll hang up my science coat now ;) http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php?postnum=307
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damn man.. that looks nasty. Hope it heals fast for ya
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Yea, i hope everything goes well..
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-from the bowls of hell it think
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got an updated pic?..no penis photoshp necessary
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got an updated pic?..no penis photoshop necessary
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IIRC the recluse has what looks like a small violin on its hump.
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Just what I was thinking
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Just what I was thinking
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Heywood, can we get some updates on your condition?
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![]() So far, it doesn't look any worse, maybe even better. I've been keeping it under guaze, taking hot baths (as reccommended) and cleaning it real well with hydrogen peroxide and alchohol. So far today looks pretty much the same as yesterday. |
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Ouch.. gawd damn spiders.
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As of the viewing of these pictures... I am officially anti spider bite...
Not necessarily anti spider... but anti spider bite without a doubt.
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Not trying to imply anything kinky here, but how did that spider come to bite you so high up your thigh?
Looks like it's healing nicely.
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maybe it bit you because it was trying to get the fungus from under your fingernails?
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squeeze the fuck outta it lol
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