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Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 11:42 AM

cuddle hustle

Noun:
A age old man ploy in which a women agrees to spend the night with the assurance that the GUY has no INTEREST IN HAVING SEX....

Ex:

"She stayed over at my place becasue we were both so drunk and tired, biut once i got my CUDDLE HUSTLE on , we were going at it in no time"

Have you tried the CUDDLE HUSTLE???????????

seeric · 12-20-2006, 11:43 AM

all the time!!!

its like a venus fly trap.

Pete-KT · 12-20-2006, 11:43 AM

Juicy where do u come up with these things

Ice · 12-20-2006, 11:44 AM

Just because it worked on MrIzzz doesn't mean it will work with the ladies Juicy

carol.prime · 12-20-2006, 11:46 AM

I haven't heard that from a guy?! "Cuddle Hustle"

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by carol.prime

I haven't heard that from a guy?! "Cuddle Hustle"

its a secret shhhhhhhhhhh

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Just because it worked on MrIzzz doesn't mean it will work with the ladies Juicy

i used it on you last year , you were drunk as hell

bizarredollars · 12-20-2006, 11:50 AM

Nope... not yet, anyway.

Ice · 12-20-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i used it on you last year , you were drunk as hell

What happens in Vegas... errrrr Arizona, errrrrr where ever we where stays there

RevSand · 12-20-2006, 11:58 AM

Used it last night as a matter of fact.. Worked like a charm.. Little bit of cuddling, both get into a doze off state, then inadvertaly get a little touchy feelie in and move on from there...

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSand

Used it last night as a matter of fact.. Worked like a charm.. Little bit of cuddling, both get into a doze off state, then inadvertaly get a little touchy feelie in and move on from there...

another testimonial to the wonders of the CUDDLE HUSTLE!!!!!!!!!!

RevSand · 12-20-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

another testimonial to the wonders of the CUDDLE HUSTLE!!!!!!!!!!

Its been a well used tool of mine for sometime and works more times then not.. I think the secret is getting into that dozing off state. By the time she wakes up fully and realizes whats going on she is too turned on by the action to ever want to stop. AND if she does want to stop and gets upset you can always use the "I was half asleep and did not realize what I was doing" line...

Shush tho.. Do not pass this around and ruin it!

12-20-2006, 12:26 PM

Yep - but shit man! You should be posting this stuff on a public forum - this is a GUY SECRET!!!

ADL Colin · 12-20-2006, 12:26 PM

That's weird. I go the opposite way. I tell her she has to fuck me if she wants to come over.

Are you guys serious?

EroticistFilms · 12-20-2006, 12:28 PM

....in fact, I've used the cuddle hustle on myself for years!

germ · 12-20-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Juicy where do u come up with these things

it was in maxim last month, i believe.

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

it was in maxim last month, i believe.

heheh next is the "trim reaper"

starpimps · 12-20-2006, 12:58 PM

lol you are looking at the cuddle hustle king

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 05:26 PM

cuddling is fun

polish_aristocrat · 12-20-2006, 05:36 PM

gonna try it one day

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 05:38 PM

a few times while attempting the CUDDLE HUSTLE i have falling asleep , knocked out cold... the key is NOT too get too intoxicated or sleepy yourself or else you wont succeed with the cuddle hustle

MorningWood Stefen · 12-20-2006, 05:42 PM

50% of the time it ends up in rough dry humping or bad case of blue balls! LOL

tony286 · 12-20-2006, 05:50 PM

worked like a charm

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-20-2006, 05:54 PM

OMG, I just learned something so valuable from you Juicy! I had no idea that cuddle offer was a ploy! I almost fell for it recently, that dude has no chance of pullin that over on me now! thanks

Aneros Josh · 12-20-2006, 06:05 PM

I prefer to keep a TV in my room and not in ANY other room in the house. That way, when a girl comes over, you say "would you like to watch a DVD?" to which she will usually answer "yes" then you say "well, we have to watch it in my room" and guess what is NOT in my room....any furniture to sit on other than the bed. I put on a boring DVD and it's on like Donkey Kong.

Spunky · 12-20-2006, 06:08 PM

Works like a charm..I wait for her snoring first though

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Works like a charm..I wait for her snoring first though

you have to employ the cuddle hustle BEFORE SHE is asleep or its rape in certain countries!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

OMG, I just learned something so valuable from you Juicy! I had no idea that cuddle offer was a ploy! I almost fell for it recently, that dude has no chance of pullin that over on me now! thanks

I am available for 1 on 1 cuddle hustle counseling lmk

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

I prefer to keep a TV in my room and not in ANY other room in the house. That way, when a girl comes over, you say "would you like to watch a DVD?" to which she will usually answer "yes" then you say "well, we have to watch it in my room" and guess what is NOT in my room....any furniture to sit on other than the bed. I put on a boring DVD and it's on like Donkey Kong.

a good dvd to have is Crow City Of Angels , mad boring as fuck and can let you work the cuddle hustle more effectively

Aneros Josh · 12-20-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

a good dvd to have is Crow City Of Angels , mad boring as fuck and can let you work the cuddle hustle more effectively

Juicy D. Links · 12-20-2006, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

stickyfingerz · 12-20-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

I prefer to keep a TV in my room and not in ANY other room in the house. That way, when a girl comes over, you say "would you like to watch a DVD?" to which she will usually answer "yes" then you say "well, we have to watch it in my room" and guess what is NOT in my room....any furniture to sit on other than the bed. I put on a boring DVD and it's on like Donkey Kong.

You had that all planned with me last time didnt you? Fuckin sneaky wanker...

Nylz · 12-20-2006, 08:24 PM

DaddyHalbucks · 12-20-2006, 08:34 PM

Juicy,

You are like a God to us all.

RevSand · 12-20-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

a good dvd to have is Crow City Of Angels , mad boring as fuck and can let you work the cuddle hustle more effectively

Ahh badass advice.. Thank you! That movie LOOKS like it might be good enough before you watch it based on the 1st one... So that makes it easy enough to get her to watch but then if it blows its perfect to be able to get her bored so you can work on other excitement.

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2006, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RevSand

Ahh badass advice.. Thank you! That movie LOOKS like it might be good enough before you watch it based on the 1st one... So that makes it easy enough to get her to watch but then if it blows its perfect to be able to get her bored so you can work on other excitement.

yeah make sure it is the third part of that series.... they get awfully shitty after the 2nd one

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2006, 11:44 AM

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/688884-trim-reaper-friends-envy-look-inside.html

trim reaper are you one??????????

polish_aristocrat · 12-21-2006, 11:52 AM

martinsc · 12-21-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MorningWood Stefen

50% of the time it ends up in rough dry humping or bad case of blue balls! LOL

AZSarah · 12-21-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

I prefer to keep a TV in my room and not in ANY other room in the house. That way, when a girl comes over, you say "would you like to watch a DVD?" to which she will usually answer "yes" then you say "well, we have to watch it in my room" and guess what is NOT in my room....any furniture to sit on other than the bed.

haha, right now I only have a TV in my room as well, I hope I am not sending the wrong signals?

bizman2960 · 12-21-2006, 12:01 PM

Works every time!

OMG Jim · 12-21-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

you have to employ the cuddle hustle BEFORE SHE is asleep or its rape in certain countries!!!!!!!

If she falls asleep then she better watch out for the cuddle puddle that she's going to wake up in!!!!!!!!

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GlydeGirl · 12-21-2006, 12:50 PM

You guys are creepy! Pulling stupid scams just for a piece of tail. Totally pathetic!

Phoenix · 12-21-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

That's weird. I go the opposite way. I tell her she has to fuck me if she wants to come over.

Are you guys serious?

yeah..thats more like it

Juicy D. Links · 12-22-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

You guys are creepy! Pulling stupid scams just for a piece of tail. Totally pathetic!

In vegas come over ill demonstrate the cuddle hustle for ya so you can detect it

Juicy D. Links · 12-24-2006, 08:43 PM

Juicy D. Links · 12-25-2006, 09:28 PM

CaptainHowdy · 12-25-2006, 09:43 PM

That only works with ex gf's for me

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maxcarter101 · 12-25-2006, 10:25 PM

Cuddle Hustle? WTF? This is dumb.

lloyd · 12-25-2006, 11:03 PM

follow it up with "just let me get the tip wet, come on, just the tip"

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Have you used the "CUDDLE HUSTLE" on ladies?????? IT WORKS...Look Inside... cuddle hustle Noun: A age old man ploy in which a women agrees to spend the night with the assurance that the GUY has no INTEREST IN HAVING SEX.... Ex: "She stayed over at my place becasue we were both so drunk and tired, biut once i got my CUDDLE HUSTLE on , we were going at it in no time" Have you tried the CUDDLE HUSTLE???????????

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	a few times while attempting the CUDDLE HUSTLE i have falling asleep , knocked out cold... the key is NOT too get too intoxicated or sleepy yourself or else you wont succeed with the cuddle hustle

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Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	OMG, I just learned something so valuable from you Juicy! I had no idea that cuddle offer was a ploy! I almost fell for it recently, that dude has no chance of pullin that over on me now! thanks __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

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