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![]() I must be a retarded white punk or something because to me, the names 'Ice Cube' and 'Too Short' just seem completely and utterly ridiculous.
"Yo, nigga, I gonna be da biggest and baddest rappa in da hood yo" "Yo you needs some cool name, yo" "Howbouts 'Ice Cube' yo, them shit's is ice cold, yo! You see what I'm sayin?" ..... "Yo bitch you too tall for me yo, I gotsta stand on some badass box or summin" "Yeah, you too short, nigga" "Too Short like Too Pac?" "No too short like yo legs is little bendy ones and you aint tall" "I'm'a call myself Too Short and be like reprezentin Too Pacs yo" Word... |
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![]() ![]() You forgot about Ice-T. Can we get a dialogue on that one?
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yo nigga 'zup?!??!?!?!?!?? ??!?!?!?
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ice cubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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no idea behind their names, but ice cube is a well known rapper/actor
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"Yo shorty I aints never gonna mofucking be told what to do and shit, yo" "Yeah you one badass nigga, bro" "Fuck that shit, bitch I is one true nigga with da heart of gold and da skillz to be bold, yo" "You ain't never gonna be no slaveass nigga!" "Hell no I aint no waiter, no bellhop, no servant, no slave. I da shit!" "You never gonna bring some whiteass punk some caviar yo" "No caviar, no steak, no motherfucking soup!" "No motherfucking whiteass bitch hahahahahaha coffee" "No bitch fucking whiteass motherfucking cocksucking tea!" "True dat" "Yo I'm'a take dat shit to the next level yo.. I'm'a call myself Teabag!" "Yo ain't that some fucked up whiteass college pastime? Teabagging them motherfucking selves?" "You sayin it ain't cool?" "Yo da man bro but if some punkass nigga came up in my hood all like 'I'z da teabag bitch you betta reprezent', I'd be like 'yo bitch nigga you love dem white dangly shits in yo mouth or what, bitch' .. see what I'm sayin?" "Yo I ain't no motherfucking bitch yo" "Yo you gotta be down with some coolass name yo!" "Yo man check this shit out, 'Ice-Tea gonna make you scream, gonna make you dream, gonna shoot the cream. Yo niggas on the eastside - gonna make you bleed, gonna smoke the weed, gonna spread the seed. See what I'm sayin?" "Yo Ice Tea you one badass mofucking nigga! You ain't neva gonna be bringing no Ice Tea to no bitchass whiteass punkasses!" "Yo dats what I'm talkinbout" |
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They ARE ridiculous. But they think it's keeping whitey confused. So let them keep thinking it.
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all i know is white people had the million dollar man in the 80's and it's almost 2007 and the highest denomination they have is fifty cents
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Killin' 'em's the hard part. Gettin' away with it's the easy part. Whaddaya
think the cops do when a pimp's killed? Burn the midnight oil tryin' to find who done it? They couldn't give a flyin' fuck if all the pimps in the whole wide world took two in the back of the fuckin' head. If you don't get caught at the scene with the smokin' gun in your hand, you got away with it.
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so.. who and WHAT is a drexl?!?!?
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![]() ![]() But this is because they can't get the same high-paid jobs as a white guy can. (not always true but still an unfortunate trend). The million dollar man had a good job, catching bad guys, didn't he? The difference is, black people ARE the bad guys, usually.. ![]() |
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LOL....you know, considering they came up with those names at least 20 yuears ago, I wonder if they ever looked back and were like "damn, wish I hadn't chose that shit"...especially after Vanilla Ice and shit
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I dunno, there's some new ones coming out of 'Compton' with silly clown names like 'the game' still...
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I don't get it either...
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When you find a perfect and pure race please post it.
Till that time comes I want to remind you that there is fault in your 'superior race' buddy. Some people in your race do some real stupid shit. Where's your post about that? So it isn't stupid shit that bothers you the most is it? I could be wrong, if so I apologize. |
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It's obviously what you prefer to go by on here. That's your choice & right. Why is that so hard or difficult to understand? Does the fact that you choose to exercise that right make you stupid? What do your who is information say? Is your real name and info there? If not why? |
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![]() ![]() My bad i need to work on my immortal technique, I'm starting to xzibit signs of an outkast in a luniz bin ![]()
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I'm oldschool.. Back when it was snoop dog, warren g, etc.. it was marketable. But 'ice t'? 'Ice cube'? 'too short'? What's next, 'Pony teeth'? 'crab cake'? 'toilet paper'? It's just comical.. I don't see how nobody else can see it. If they have some serious ideas to get across through music, why do they ridicule themselves with such ridiculous names? |
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It went right above yewings head a long time a go old school ![]() If you grew up in this culture then most likely you had a street nick because you didnt want no mofo snitches telling the popo's your real name in exchange for a sentence reduction. You digg? As long as a mofo getting that paper why do it matter what he tell you to call him? Maybe he only want his closet peeps & the mofo that write the checks knowing his government name son. |
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forgimme lord but you all honkys. and yo brotha too sho' can call his ass anything he wan'. like baron shorty van richthofen and he can come bustin down
in his nigga dick shit nazi plane or something. or shit mang nigga. ![]()
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Bump for the sunday jews.
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or England or a different culture. If you find a 'alfred von <insert any name here>' he's an undercover trying to bust yo ass and send you up the fucking river for 5-10 or more. That's just not how it go down Who in the hood. There's rules and regulations to live by & keep yo ass a little safer in da hood & telling mofos your real name ain't 1 of them. You can't even tell ya baby momma ya real name dude ![]() |
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Not that I like rap anymore, but at least do your homework. |
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White people can never talk shit about what black rappers do from here on out, we have Kevin Federline on our team. That being said, I love too short and Ice Cube, always have, don't give a fuck about their names. And both were around way before Snoop and Warren G. Actually Ice cube and NWA launched Dre, who launched both of Snoop and Warren G. |
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Ok I am not some rapping genious and I am way outta line calling warren g to the table as some oldschool shit ... fine..
but WTF are these retards thinking when they make up their names... however good their noise is, such silly names are always going to be ... fucking silly... |
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To them it sounds 'cool' or something? ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey I could call myself 'toilet brush' and nobody can laugh at it because for me, it means something cool in my 'hood'...? ![]() ![]() |
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For every ridiculous rapper/rap group name...I can name 2 equally as ridiculous band names.
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Nine Inch Nails
Limp Bizkit Puddle of Mudd Metallica Aerosmith Def Leppard White Snake I'm sure all of the above have some sort of explanation behind them...as does the aforementioned rappers. Thank You. Mods can close this ridiculously stupid and bias thread now.
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they are better names then some of the new jokers in hiphop. i am sick of every new rapper coming out with names starting with "young" or "lil"
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yah...because Peter Doherty is SO MUCH cooler. I mean I much rather enjoy a music scene that promotes heroine and heavy drug use...over one that promotes bling bling and over indulgence in luxury.
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not that I am saying you necessarily enjoy the music of any of the bands that i mentioned or of Peter Doherty.
But you're arguments extend across all genre's of music...so it's truly unfair to single out these artists in the gfy promo.
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