FACT: I cant role weed. is there like a video guide for n00bs somewhere? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

spacedog · 01-02-2007, 05:34 PM

Drugs are bad...
mmkay

reynold · 01-02-2007, 06:07 PM

I used crackpipe the first and the only time I tried it.

starpimps · 01-02-2007, 06:11 PM

get a roller or you can get like 100 empty ciggy rounds and then get a cheap thing thats puts it in for you

cost. max 10 bucks

VicD · 01-02-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

cant role weed properly, dont know why, just cant.

I make a spliff, moment i light it, all the paper burns away and the tobacco and the weed is left unburnt.

sometimes my joints just dont roll.

do you weed experts have any pointers?

also whats the proper weed/tobbaco % in a spliff?

Why roll it?

MetaMan · 01-02-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Well, not sure why it makes ya laugh, but whatever works for ya I suppose and thanks for mentioning my ass, I have worked yrs to get into the shape its in now

Be sure to send them the results of the Canibus cup too

its a shame that you dont have much experience, but dont worry man.. it comes with time.

and BTW.... no matter where its grown, hand it over, I'll roll it up and we can smoke it

no one imports the shit here fat ass, you need to get food off your brain and you may find a use for it other then wondering if the chip bag is eaten or not in the office kitchen.

madawgz · 01-02-2007, 10:23 PM

o man, cmon...,its not THAT hard

just have your friend roll the joint and observe what hes doing...then copy it

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-02-2007, 10:37 PM

who gives a shit where the damn shit comes from, jesus fucking christ, as long as it gets you fucked up, thats all that matters, not stop being an asshole

fuzebox · 01-02-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

I'm wondering if it's a Euro thing, I only ever hear about this from Europeans.

I always thought it was an american thing

rodney25 · 01-02-2007, 11:04 PM

Stay away from weeds. it's bad for you teeth and gums.

sicone · 01-02-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no one imports the shit here fat ass, you need to get food off your brain and you may find a use for it other then wondering if the chip bag is eaten or not in the office kitchen.

you have a unhealthy obsession with my ass. Sorry to break it to ya man, but I dont swing that way.

You attempts to troll me are weak as well, chips.. kitchen... food... good ones. Why dont you get a good night sleep and try again in the morning.

sicone · 01-02-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I always thought it was an american thing

Only ever heard some friends from Belgium and Scotland talking about doing it that way

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-03-2007, 12:08 AM

french canadians, and maritimers are bastards for rolling tobacco in their joints, and this is how i got started smoking too. god damn quebecois!

MetaMan · 01-03-2007, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone

you have a unhealthy obsession with my ass. Sorry to break it to ya man, but I dont swing that way.

You attempts to troll me are weak as well, chips.. kitchen... food... good ones. Why dont you get a good night sleep and try again in the morning.

at least my attempts arent as bad as you trying to pretend you are actually knowledgeable about the subject.

I have a feeling the entire world has an unhealthy obsession with your ass, you are such a fat ass it would be near impossible not to stare.

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Originally Posted by sicone

]chips.. kitchen... food... good ones.

food on your mind again? we are talking about weed in this thread not food. get on the treadmill you are the reason for rising healthcare costs.

Chong · 01-03-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.

hey dumbass, spliffs are a euro thing, not american. mixing weed and tobacco is just retarded...

MetaMan · 01-03-2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Chong

hey dumbass, spliffs are a euro thing, not american. mixing weed and tobacco is just retarded...

i guess thats why all the americans i know mix it with tabacoo.

sicone · 01-03-2007, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I have a feeling the entire world has an unhealthy obsession with your ass, you are such a fat ass it would be near impossible not to stare.

This made me laugh, hope the jiggling of my ass didnt cause too much damage

sicone · 01-03-2007, 01:17 AM

Oh and please forgive me for forgetting that you are the know all and the end all of everything.

But please explain this to me...

I walk into a shop in BC, they have on display the top 5 selling products, 2 of which are strains grown in Humboldt California and it even says, on the display "grown in Humboldt, California".

Now, Mr know everything. If its grown in California and for sale in BC.... how does this happen?

Do the lil weed ferries wave their wands and poof its there?

all this over a comet based on something I had observed, imagine if I had said something blasphemous like hockey is a girly sport

scottybuzz · 01-08-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

note to the guy who can't roll.... evenly pack your paper, and roll from the center out with your fingers, NOT your fingertips, keep them bitches rolling even with the paper, not on the tips of your fingers...

cheers dude this advice is awesome.

just got proper messed up on a huge joint.

plus the guys who say that im silly for having spliffs tabbaco plus weed, you have got to be super crazy!!

if you do 100% that would choke anyone whos new.

i asked my friend about this and he said probably in america you have not very strong weed. dunno if this was true. but trust me i could not do %100 weed no way.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-08-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

cheers dude this advice is awesome.

just got proper messed up on a huge joint.

plus the guys who say that im silly for having spliffs tabbaco plus weed, you have got to be super crazy!!

if you do 100% that would choke anyone whos new.

i asked my friend about this and he said probably in america you have not very strong weed. dunno if this was true. but trust me i could not do %100 weed no way.

pussy

i can take 100% weed 100x better then with tobacco, but then again, im not a tobacco smoker

scottybuzz · 01-09-2007, 08:31 AM

no way man! not a chance. the weed i have is pretty much the normal stuff, everyone i talk to say they couldnt start off haveing 100%
and my brother whos been smoking weed for 5 years, last year at a party had %100 weed and was completley out. there has gotta be a difference in the purity of the weed.

elitegirls · 01-09-2007, 08:39 AM

get a vaporizer!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-09-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

no way man! not a chance. the weed i have is pretty much the normal stuff, everyone i talk to say they couldnt start off haveing 100%
and my brother whos been smoking weed for 5 years, last year at a party had %100 weed and was completley out. there has gotta be a difference in the purity of the weed.

uhhh, pussies, weed is weed dude, its not like they water it down... some are stronger, but not enough where you gotta delute it unless you're a sissy

tranza · 01-09-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

100% weed / 0% tobacco

I was going to say that...

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