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FACT: I cant role weed. is there like a video guide for n00bs somewhere?
cant role weed properly, dont know why, just cant.
I make a spliff, moment i light it, all the paper burns away and the tobacco and the weed is left unburnt. sometimes my joints just dont roll. do you weed experts have any pointers? also whats the proper weed/tobbaco % in a spliff?
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I'm the first contender for GFY's Idiot of the Year 2007!
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LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.
sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed. it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out. |
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I'm high right now.
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You can't even spell "roll." You don't need weed. What you need is to repeat 3rd grade.
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Damn this proxy is slow.
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yes u did. i think u work the meaning of that out for yourself.
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Bye bye baby bye bye, and that was all she wrote......
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Any real pot smoker either smokes blunts or out of some kind of pipe or vaporizer. No true pot head will smoke joints this day and age because it just wastes too much weed.
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bye bye for quoting him
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It doesn't matter. I'm gone anyways, just testing this proxy.
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bye bye fuckers
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Get a pipe :P
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If all else fails use the "dollar bill" method. I don't think I know anyone that cant manage that one! Best of luck and if that doesn't work call a friend I'm sure they will lend a hand.
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a lot of different videos in youtube.com....
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i thought it was the dog himself but yeh DEA is a worthy choice.
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fuck rolling dude, just pack a pipe and go at it... alot faster
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what type of pipe , ive looked at all the bongs and stuff and they all require me to roll up and then pop inside. could u link me to a pipe where u can just shuv it in?
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Practice makes perfect!
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Practice makes perfect!
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Album: Whut, Thee Album? Song: How To Roll A Blunt Typed by: OHHLA.com (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!!) Check it out Yo, 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers You know what I'm sayin'? The saga of the philly blunt continues The flava's the P-Funk y'all, get wit it Check it out... (Verse 1) Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid Since you're down with other shit, let's see if you're down with this It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk First of all you get a fat bag of ism From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta The results, mmmmmmmm....proper (chorus) That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt Let's all roll a blunt ..and get fucked up (yea) (repeats again) (Verse 2) The second paragraph might makes you laugh When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon (yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..) I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails (hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..) <BEEEITCH> You better pickup every seed of it Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill.. And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled Bo know everything from sports to other stuff But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt. (chorus) (hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for? Sit yo big ass down...) (bridge) Yo, yo, check this out I want all the real niggas out there and the females too If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..) I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...) I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..) I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea. (Verse 3) Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with So everybody put they blunt up in the air Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot.. (outro) (yea, DJ Twinz in the house) Yea, Redman's in the house Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6 Yo, I'm out, yo Reg Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..) |
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![]() ![]() ![]() blunts are easier to roll the joints, and there should be NO tobacco mixed in at all.
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mmm yeah!
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Fucking retarded, ignorant Canadians.... Do you mean the 'Chronic from Canada' that is grown in Humboldt, California (this is in the the US for you geographically challenged Canadians) and imported over the border? Go into any shop that sales near you and inquire about the top selling product and which has the highest THC levels... how many in the top 5 come form Nor Cal? Its ok tho man, you tell yourself whatever you need to so that you can feel good about your country side note.... along with spreading it evenly, it also helps if its broke down properly as well, Id suggest using a grinder so its all the same size and burns even.
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oh.. and if all else fails.. buy a roller. Corner store has them for like 3 bucks here... have a joint rolled in under 15 seconds
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I have nt smoked for like 6 years and I can still build a perfect spliff if nobody else is able.
like riding a bike.
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Whats the idiot who's going on about california weed all about? i know you've got hippies and all,and grow some decent stuff, but don't give me some crock of shit about ANYONE importing american weed to canada. between manitoba and bc we grow some of the top quality weed in the world, and in far larger quantities than california does. We have absolutely no reason whatsoever to import your top quality, when the same stuff or better is right here at bargain basement prices in comparison. importing norcal weed just isn't logical, and nowher ein my experience have i ever heard this nonsense before...
note to the guy who can't roll.... evenly pack your paper, and roll from the center out with your fingers, NOT your fingertips, keep them bitches rolling even with the paper, not on the tips of your fingers... |
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and BTW.... no matter where its grown, hand it over, I'll roll it up and we can smoke it
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nope, put your finger over the carb, hold the lighter above it and suck hard, once the chamber is full, let out the carb to let air in, and the smoke into your lungs... then cough to get off
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Who the fuck rolls weed with tobacco mixed in it? wtffffffffffff
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I'm wondering if it's a Euro thing, I only ever hear about this from Europeans.
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the argument between canadian and american weed is gay... excellent genetics can be grown indoor anywhere on the planet duHrHHRh
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all weed no tobacco. Thumbs pointer and middle finger are your friend. Keep at it and you will do well.
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i know damn well that north cali grows some sick bud, but to say that canada would import it because it is any better is ri-god-damn-diculous. we have plenty of world class grass in canada, and as far as prices are concerned, the abundance of good grass keeps our prices low. sorry sicone, but to state that canadians import northern californian weed because its quality is just plain stupid! i have never in my entire life and having dealt with thousands of potheads, growers, and dealers ever heard of something that ridiculous in my life. not ever. it just does not make sense. i think you need to lay off the bong for a few minutes and reread what you've posted! it'sstraight up insanity ![]() ![]() either way, if you're ever passing through stop on by and we'll burn one ![]() |
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