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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#351 |
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great your arguing with yourself again how many nics you got?
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Let me ask you this, do you see a banner advertisement at the top of this page? Do you see the HustlerCash square banner below your Naughty-Pages name in every post? Now, do you understand how affiliates make money by sending traffic to affiliate programs? When I send a customer to HustlerCash (for example), and they sign up to any one of their Web Sites, I get paid. Have you heard of this sort of thing before? |
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LMFAO..
you're going to educate Me about affiliate programs now? I've made my living off of them and have owned my own programs since the 90's this is just too funny... |
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If the person who owned sex.com did nothing but forward traffic to one of your affiliate programs (with his affiliate code) do you think he could he earn a living? Rember, he has no web site, he doesn't know how to make a web site, he doesn't have any idea how to promote a web site or to get listed in search engines, all he does is forward the type-in traffic to your affiliate program. "Cohen" (the guy who stole sex.com) was reportedly making $750,000 a month in pay per click and affiliate revenue earnings from the stolen domain. (revenues produced by sex.com came from the inherent type-in traffic attracted by the name itself ? it was never a business that sold products or services directly to the public). |
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![]() I'm selling this pencil. Just imagine what you could do with it. The possibilities for profit are limitless. You could use it to write the great american novel or the next blockbuster movie. You could literally use it to make millions of dollars. If you have the vision to achieve greatness you know what I'm talking about. I'm willing to sell it for only $7000.
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Come on back and post again when that pencil earns $1,000.00 a month without you doing anything and with no end to the income in sight. Also, hopefully the pencil will also begin to increase in value over the years like domain names do. See ya soon you giant embarrassment to your friends and family! |
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Hey, just imagine what someone who sold pencils for more than 7K could do with this sale! Suddenly, B.O.Haven's business plan comes into focus.
OR What if someone puts this 7k pencil into a museum and charges people entry to see it? The new lucky owner of this pencil will never have to do another bit of work, and people will just come seeing it over and over again, with no end to the income in sight! Also, the pencil will increase in value as people tell other people about it and they must see the pencil as well, making more earnings for the lucky owner. Hey, B.O.Haven, keeper of all domain knowledge; Cohen was using sex.com as a banner farm, and it wasn't ppc or affiliate earnings, it was pre-paid monthly spots. But you knew that too, because you're the tops of the top when it comes to domains. |
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#360 |
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Another failed marketing attempt for ***************. This one really hurt the business. This promo ran for a while before we realized that it wasn't working. ![]() |
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Good morning my drunk, stupid friend! How's livin' life with the brain of a squirrel? Now, I'm not saying you are wrong about sex.com because you are REALLY the tops of the top when it comes to domains. But, I trust dnjournal and Ron Jackson infinitely more than I trust you for facts you ignorant stinking drunk. These quotes are directly from the sex.com story written by Ron Jackson at dnjournal: "He (Cohen) was reportedly making $750,000 a month in pay per click and affiliate revenue earnings from the stolen domain." "(revenues produced by sex.com came from the inherent type-in traffic attracted by the name itself - it was never a business that sold products or services directly to the public)." http://www.dnjournal.com/cover/2006/march.htm I am so glad you are the only one suffering from your feeble mind and horrendous ignorance. Wow, you are one stupid bowl of warm colon juice. |
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#362 |
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30 bucks tops.
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It really earns $85 dollars a month, trust me. Since you brought up the issue of pencils increasing in value over time, I'll clue you in to an important fact of the pencil industry. Pencils are poised to skyrocket in value in the near future. As you know all top quality pencils are made from wood. Every day thousands of acres of forest are chopped down to make space for farms, homes, and glitzy strip malls. Soon the only trees left will be in protected areas like National Parks. As the availablity of wood decreases, the price of wood and therefore pencils will increase until they're out of reach of most consumers. Get into the market now before you're shut out. All intelligent people can see that $7000 is a great value for this pencil, if you can't I guess you're a bigger idiot that I thought.
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Dear sweet heavenly father, will you look at her! ![]() Domain available to purchase: *************** Contact: dtcmbs [at] aol [dot] com Please keep the offers coming! Thanks again! |
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What's up you you runny pant load? I couldn't read through that blah blah blah pencil post. I'm sure you are trying to say something, but you'll probably need to have someone write a coherent post out for you. One that expresses your feelings, shares your knowledge and says something (anything). Congratulations on struggling through another day on this planet you severe case of cystic acne! Go on, have another drink, flunky! |
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That has got to be the best comparison to NEOMAIDEN's lengthy 10 letter two word $100 snake oil domain so far.... I think this topic should have been: PRIME DOMAIN NAME FOR SALE $30.11!, Daily ppc average earnings |
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The offers are flooding in! Its amazing how successful the pencil-peddling business can be. Thanks for giving me this fantastic venue to promote my pencil.
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Buy my pencil. You'll be RICH, I say, RRRRRIIIIICCCCHHHHHHH!!!!
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#368 | |
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Blah Blah Blah pencil? I wonder if anybody is reading your post beside you? Hey, what ever happened to you making a living as a mouth hooker? Did the men stop paying you or what? I mean, it is so sad to see you posting something about pencils now. Word on the street was, you sucked one mean cock. Were you able to at least keep your regular customers? Good luck with the blah blah blah pencil thing chubby. |
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i can't read all this, how much are you selling the domain sexyladies for?
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77,000 dollars? i have a domain that makes 33 dollars a day, I will sell it for 76,000
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Sounds like a good one! Is the traffic, "type-in" traffic? Are you using ppc or how does it generate $33 a day? Details make all the difference in how your name will be valued by others. Feel free to post it if you want! |
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It has it's good days and bad days. How is living the life of a proven liar working for you? You have to live with yourself, which is far more punishment than anyone on this board could ever dump on you. Quote:
Ron has forgotten more about domains than you will ever know. He's a very bright guy doing a great service. However, the piece you refer to is a story and is not accurate to how Cohen was having sex.com collect earnings. In fact, he was paying another bright person (very well) to do that running for him. Did you ever deal with that person or Cohen? I didn't think so. That would have required having money, which your broke ass has never had. Now that you mention colon juice, I have a bowl of it I was thinking of selling! Now, this isn't just ANY bowl of colon juice, this is some SEXY colon juice, which I'm sure anybody can see the value of, because it has the word sexy built right into it. It doesn't matter if YOU don't consider that my colon juice is sexy, it just is, because sexy is sexy no matter what your personal opinion of what sexy is. Without you, I would never have had the words to sell this outstanding PREMIUM bowl of colon juice. Thanks! Bidding starts at 77k for this premium bowl of colon juice. |
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Now that I think about it, I really don't want to sell this lovely bowl of colon juice. I will be more than happy to sit around a few more years as it goes up in value. But, if someone wants to twist my arm, I'll offer it for sale instead. I remind you, I am *NOT TRYING TO SELL IT*, but if you pay me money, I will give it to you.
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![]() Well, if it isn't the mouth breather, back from a three day blackout. How's the hangover you stinking drunk? Still drinking? Sure looks that way from your post. Stay drunk, your life will be far less painful you fraud. As for your detailed, intimate knowledge of the REAL history of sex.com earnings, thank god nobody gives a shit what you say. I'll stick with the info provided by Ron Jackson, not your soggy, hamburger brain and certainly not any of the other crack head felons you might be chums with. Bwahaaahaaa! You bleeding colon polyp. . |
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Please don't forget why we are all here! This domain is a great investment! ![]() Domain available to purchase: *************** Contact: dtcmbs [at] aol [dot] com Wow, she is toasty HOT!!! ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: July 1, 2006 December 31,2006 285 52,257 43,250 $5,541.20 $0.128 82.8% $30.28 Daily average ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: Detailed Daily and Monthly stats available for review! Please keep the offers coming! Thank you very much everyone! . |
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![]() Wow, this is one steamy bowl of colon juice! Bowl available to purchase containing: Sexy Colon Juice Contact: asswipe [at] rectum [dot] com ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: July 1, 2006 December 31,2006 285 drips of sexy colon juice into the bowl 3 drips daily average. A screenshot of the contents of this bowl available for sneak peeks to qualified buyers only. I wouldn't want to post a screencap of the contents so just anybody can see them. |
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to buy long 2 word 10 letter $100 domain names? LOL
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And a copyrighted image with your lengthy 10 letter two word crappy $100 domain name illegally stamped all the way across it LMFAO! ya, i'll buy that domain and accidentally get my ass sued for your copyright infringement of her images LOL |
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This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read!
It takes forum abuse to a new hater level, Im thinking benny hill smut meets the car chase in blues brothers. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Couldn't read all of it, neighboors would think I have lost it! What was the domain by the way? lol I'll give 1year free membership to anyone that reads all the posts and puts it into an ebook...."My, where did my life go" (Title) by Dufduf threadbashir ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off this bump. My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely little bumps (Check it out) ![]() Domain available to purchase: *************** Contact: dtcmbs [at] aol [dot] com Wow, she is toasty HOT!!! ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: July 1, 2006 December 31,2006 285 52,257 43,250 $5,541.20 $0.128 82.8% $30.28 Daily average ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: Detailed Daily and Monthly stats available for review! Please keep the offers coming! Thank you very much everyone for the offers and all the bumps! . |
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Neomaven. Congrats, you are quixkly becoming gfy's joke of the year 2007. Only Spacedog might top you.
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Damn man, you late on rent or something?
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GREAT! Oh wait, how would you know you flunky drunk? You aren't fooling anybody stupid. STFU you stretched out ass neck! Remember, stay drunk my friend! Grandmothers love to wipe on people like you. |
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This guy is a freak show. Lens lock this thread.
#1 He's underage. #2 It's not nice to laugh at the retarded. ![]() This big baller, domain caller can't even pay to use his own Pictures to promote his domain. Yeah buddy we should really take you serious. Please go away. |
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stealing copyrighted images isn't a smart way to promote a lengthy 10 letter 2 word domain name LMFAO! NeoMaiden, I'll sell ya some exclusive images if ya want... I have one image, it is a special image, no one else has is and it is worth only 50k right now, but if you buy it and put your 10 letter 2 word domain name on it it will be worth at least 77k... |
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LOL
NeoFag keep cracking me up this thread is so brilliant, ignorence knows no boundary when it comes to neofag is around
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Damn you are getting owned neo LOL
not by me but by almost everyone posting
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a definition of the word "Prime":
"a number that has no factor but itself" I think NEOMaiden is confused with factor and facts... except the only facts she promotes is 3 years of bogus nick names with illegally copyrighted images and ignoring requests for stats.. LOL Fact: #1- Ten letter 2 word domain names are a dime a dozen, maybe a nickel a dozen or less, lol #2- No screen caps of stats after 3 years of trying to sell a low traffic domain.. LMFAO.. it's just silly In the end with all of the copyright issues and the very long 2 word ten letter bad domain name i have to guess she's just a silly AOL user.. LOL |
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amateurporn.com, monstercocks.com, maturewomen.com, the list never ends! Anyone knows these domains have no value. The only thing you've said that makes sense. |
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it's odd how you seem to constantly defend NEOMAIDEN over the most silly issues... LOL |
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Wasn't this site an old paysite back in the day? If so, wouldn't it still be getting some traffic from old links?
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If it never shows, I'll still be happy with all the type-in traffic *************** gets each day! |
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Ha! What thread are you reading? I've destroyed each of the fake nics bashing in my thread. They weren't hard to defeat. They start off practically embarrassing themselves in their own posts. Good God man, just look at yourself. You are pathetic. WhhhooooooHaaaaaaa!!!! |
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![]() Domain available to purchase: *************** Contact: dtcmbs [at] aol [dot] com Wow, she is toasty HOT!!! ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: July 1, 2006 December 31,2006 285 52,257 43,250 $5,541.20 $0.128 82.8% $30.28 Daily average ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: Detailed Daily and Monthly stats available for review! Please keep the offers coming! Thank you very much everyone for the offers and all the bumps! . |
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I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off this bump. My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely little bumps (Check it out) ![]() Domain available to purchase: *************** Contact: dtcmbs [at] aol [dot] com Wow, she is toasty HOT!!! ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: July 1, 2006 December 31,2006 285 52,257 43,250 $5,541.20 $0.128 82.8% $30.28 Daily average ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: Detailed Daily and Monthly stats available for review! Please keep the offers coming! Thank you very much everyone for the offers and all the bumps! . |
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(Check it out) ![]() Domain available to purchase: *************** Contact: dtcmbs [at] aol [dot] com Wow, she is toasty HOT!!! ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: July 1, 2006 December 31,2006 285 52,257 43,250 $5,541.20 $0.128 82.8% $30.28 Daily average ::::::::::::STATS:::::::::::: Detailed Daily and Monthly stats available for review! Please keep the offers coming! Thank you very much everyone for the offers and all the bumps! . |
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