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phonesex · 01-14-2007, 01:59 AM

Need some advice. I have this new girlfriend. Well, she enjoys me to ass fuck her just to make me cum. If i cum in her ass, can she get pregnant?

Thanks.

tical · 01-14-2007, 02:00 AM

yeah, she can

martinsc · 01-14-2007, 02:02 AM

Mr Pheer · 01-14-2007, 02:04 AM

gfy always brings out the fuckin idiots

spasmo · 01-14-2007, 02:05 AM

Yes. Absolutely. Get her to a doc ASAP.

phonesex · 01-14-2007, 02:08 AM

LOL, i'm on my way out the door right now!

MrMaxwell · 01-14-2007, 02:11 AM

What a question
I believe anal sex to avoid pregnancy has an 8% failure rate

You just have to make sure that cum doesn't leak out into her pussy hole.. use spermicidal lube and don't let any cum leak into her pussy hole

Mental case.

spasmo · 01-14-2007, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

What a question
I believe anal sex to avoid pregnancy has an 8% failure rate

You just have to make sure that cum doesn't leak out into her pussy hole.. use spermicidal lube and don't let any cum leak into her pussy hole

Mental case.

+10 points for using the term "pussy hole".

Profits of Doom · 01-14-2007, 02:16 AM

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

According to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, that is a yes.

heywood · 01-14-2007, 02:21 AM

As long as she doesn't cut a big fart in her panties, you should be ok.

phonesex · 01-14-2007, 02:30 AM

I second that.

Mad Man of Porn · 01-14-2007, 02:34 AM

Sure she can pregnant and lay an egg she'll have to sit on for months; quite inconvienient.
On a related note: I once got a slut pregnant and the baby kicked the bitches teeth out at birth. (-:

abz · 01-14-2007, 03:21 AM

DWB · 01-14-2007, 03:43 AM

LMAO

Yea, she can get preggo. Same thing happens to some of the ladyboys we shoot.....

Vick! · 01-14-2007, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo

+10 points for using the term "pussy hole".

lolz .. i learned a new term today

Madame0120 · 01-14-2007, 04:50 AM

Guess they don't teach basic Sex Ed in the skool system. Here's a lil primer.
http://www.avert.org/sexedu.htm

slavdogg · 01-14-2007, 06:01 AM

this thread is worthless without pics

p0rnus · 01-14-2007, 06:04 AM

she'd be more likely to have twins or triplets

stickyfingerz · 01-14-2007, 06:10 AM

The gestation period is much shorter, even more so if she eats a bran muffin after. Don't be surprised that the baby is a different color than you though......

Darth_Porn · 01-14-2007, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

Need some advice. I have this new girlfriend. Well, she enjoys me to ass fuck her just to make me cum. If i cum in her ass, can she get pregnant?

Thanks.

Sure dude ... thats how you were born. That explains why your mom always told you that you are "special".

Anyway ... there is a Greek word in for that. Word is KOLOPEDO.

Check out the meaning right here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kolopedo

sarettah · 01-14-2007, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

Need some advice. I have this new girlfriend. Well, she enjoys me to ass fuck her just to make me cum. If i cum in her ass, can she get pregnant?

Thanks.

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just a punk · 01-14-2007, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by phonesex

Ass Fucking...NEED YOUR HELP

Got a jail time?

Kre8t0r · 01-14-2007, 07:36 AM

Hell with all that! Does she have a sister?

Taass · 01-14-2007, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

If i cum in her ass, can she get pregnant?

How do you think Black kids are made ?

(Okay, that was low.. I admit it, sorry)

bobby666 · 01-14-2007, 07:57 AM

that's exactly how mariah got her jesus

teenytricia · 01-14-2007, 09:01 AM

wahahaha! are you for real?

01-14-2007, 09:21 AM

Be careful. If you get her pregnant that way the baby will come out like this:

p0rnus · 01-14-2007, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Be careful. If you get her pregnant that way the baby will come out like this:

sumphatpimp · 01-14-2007, 09:36 AM

its posts like this that keep me coming back.
only on GFY.

4Man · 01-14-2007, 09:52 AM

Dump that shit

beerptrol · 01-14-2007, 10:04 AM

Getting her pregnant should be the last thing on your mind! I'd be more worried about how many other men she enjoyed letting ass fuck and shoot a load in her pooper.

CaptainHowdy · 01-14-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Be careful. If you get her pregnant that way the baby will come out like this:

!!

Sosa · 01-14-2007, 10:28 AM

lol dumbass

adonthenet · 01-14-2007, 12:42 PM

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Fizzgig · 01-14-2007, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Be careful. If you get her pregnant that way the baby will come out like this:

Ewe Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwe! No!

nico-t · 01-14-2007, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo

+10 points for using the term "pussy hole".

leming · 01-14-2007, 12:50 PM

He-he, thread of the day

Cyndalie · 01-14-2007, 01:02 PM

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he-fox · 01-14-2007, 01:05 PM

this is the kind of thread I like to begin a day with

-SECCO- · 01-14-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

Ass Fucking...NEED YOUR HELP .

sure, when would you like me to come by?

NemesiS876 · 01-14-2007, 01:42 PM

Of course not ...

fuhkinglou · 01-14-2007, 01:51 PM

I know the number of a good clinic if she needs an ass-bortion.

CaptainWolfy · 01-14-2007, 01:56 PM

omg, i have to ask you how old are u, look at my age and i know answer to that question...

Agent 488 · 01-14-2007, 01:59 PM

not if you use a condom.

PussyTeenies · 01-14-2007, 02:01 PM

only if she is on the pill ;)

bareskin · 01-14-2007, 02:02 PM

you'll have little gerbil babies

wyldworx · 01-14-2007, 02:04 PM

You deadshit, what industry do you work in again? Fuck, sorry but that one is obvious dude.... Fuckkkkk, sorry, you are an idiot.

alexg · 01-14-2007, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Be careful. If you get her pregnant that way the baby will come out like this:

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