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Old 01-31-2007, 11:59 PM   #1
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Does anybody know where I might be able to purchase or rent a giraffe?

I'm interested in obtaining one, and riding it around town.

Also, what do giraffes eat, and where can I purcahse their living requirements?

Thank you very much.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:03 AM   #2
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Deep throat huh? Rent a hooker instead, they eat less.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:03 AM   #3
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Deep throat huh? Rent a hooker instead, they eat less.
As I said in my original post, I am only interested in riding it around town.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:07 AM   #4
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First time I have ever heard that one.

I have been to parties back in the day that rented animals, they always came with the trainer, and a guy with a tranq gun. (Miami-90's-Coke-Scarface-nuff said) and even then, I think it was illegal.

I am from Michigan, and I am pretty sure it unlawful to own a Giraffe.
If you do , put a Top Hat on it, and post picks

oh yeah, don't forget the spats, and you should wear some sort of Napolean get up.

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Old 02-01-2007, 12:09 AM   #5
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:10 AM   #6
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You won't be able to do that.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:18 AM   #7
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First time I have ever heard that one.

I have been to parties back in the day that rented animals, they always came with the trainer, and a guy with a tranq gun. (Miami-90's-Coke-Scarface-nuff said) and even then, I think it was illegal.

I am from Michigan, and I am pretty sure it unlawful to own a Giraffe.
If you do , put a Top Hat on it, and post picks

oh yeah, don't forget the spats, and you should wear some sort of Napolean get up.
Thank you for the tips.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:35 AM   #8
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